Thanks for looking!!! I don’t have a specific cabinet for sale. But I have over 12 years experience in custom cabinets, and would like to talk to you about your cabinet needs. I can offer exultant quality at a very affordable price. No mater how large or small a project you have in mind. Email me for a free estaminet Thank you Joey
Anyone need a exultant specality cabenit for their ketchin? This guy would like to talk to you about your cabinet needs and provide an estaminet.
Based on this ad, I think he’ll get the size of the cabinet right three out of four times. The other times, he’ll swap the length and the width measurements.
22 responses to “YSaC, Vol. 315: Measure once, cut twice.”
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“I have over 12 years experience in custom cabinets” and yet he cant spell cabinet or kitchen??? I find this a little odd but, maybe he has not experience with kitchens! Maybe he has 12 years experience making cabinets for the garage or medicine cabinets for the bathroom! Although with 12 years experience he should know how to spell cabinet in his sleep!!!
If (and I do mean if) those pictures are of work he’s done, he’s got some talent. It’s a hillarious posting, and should have been spellchecked, but good grammar and spelling does not equal good craftsmanship.
That being said… I’m not sure if I would contact him for my exultant ketchin cabinet needs.
Honestly, the best carpenter I’ve ever met produced estimates and invoices that were indecipherable because of spelling and squirrely punctuation/capitalization.
Of course, he was also a burned out ex-hippy stoner guy. But he did really good work.
Yup, I’d say it’s entirely possible. Still, the ad is a disaster. He should have used spellcheck if he’s that lousy a speller–by now, he’s got to know.
“I have over 12 years experience in custom cabinets” and yet he cant spell cabinet or kitchen??? I find this a little odd but, maybe he has not experience with kitchens! Maybe he has 12 years experience making cabinets for the garage or medicine cabinets for the bathroom! Although with 12 years experience he should know how to spell cabinet in his sleep!!!
Somehow “estaminet” is the best part of that. It kind of sounds like some obscure type of cabinet. Maybe it’s a technical term, and we’ve underestaminetted this guy.
Spelling Nazi though I am, I can still sort of forgive it when someone uses the wrong vowel or puts an “f” instead of a “ph”–these are the gaffes of someone who doesn’t have innate spelling skills but is at least trying. But “estaminet”?!?! Really? Shouldn’t any North American adult be able to sound that out and realize it’s nowhere close to correct?
You betray your own ignorance, sir. As all wealthy and cultured people know, an “estaminet” is a 18th century French cabinet renowned by nobility for its ability to make one feel better about oneself.
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