YSaC, Vol. CII

2008 October 29

All of you suck so badlyyy losers (shush)

i hate this site its bullshit none of it is real

Whew! I was worried there for a second … I thought people might actually be posting stupid things on this website for real!

I’m so relieved to know that this is all just an elaborate ruse; that makes me feel better about humanity in general.

But if the website isn’t real, and these listings aren’t real, maybe it means I shouldn’t be making fun of them? Or does it mean that I’m also not real? Ow, my head hurts.

This was posted in “household services”. But clearly if it’s not real, it doesn’t matter what section it was posted in.

17 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 October 30

    This would have been so much had he/she spelled it with the proper internet spelling of “loosers”.

    Adores: 2
  2. 2008 October 30

    Er, so much better. Damn posting at nearly 1 a.m.

    Adores: 2
  3. 2008 October 30
    drmk permalink

    Maybe he thought the extra y’s in badlyyy made up for it.

    He did follow the internet convention of neglecting the apostrophe in the conjunction.

    Adores: 4
  4. 2009 August 27
    Rappenwolf permalink

    Then again, maybe he thinks that “loosers” is the correct spelling and he misspelled the misspelling? It’s not 1 a.m. but I’m taking Vicodin for pulled-tooth pain.

    Adores: 1
  5. 2009 December 15
    Shane-For-Wax permalink

    He spelled losers wrong. It’s loserz. 😛

    Adores: 1
  6. 2010 February 22
    kate permalink

    What’s with the shush is parenthesis? Is that their location?

    I don’t know, but I like it. I use that word all the time with my kids, cuz it’s not nice to say shut-up, and be quiet takes too long.

    So it’s either “Shush!”, or “Hush!”, depending on how annoying the noise they’re making is.

    I think it might be a pre-empsive shush to all the fake people posting fake ads that will be mad when they see they’ve been exposed. hehe

    Adores: 2
  7. 2012 May 5

    Wait a minute, Sparky. If none of it is real, and you’ve posted, doesn’t that mean that you aren’t real either? Is this going to turn into one of those logic puzzles on the LSAT?

    Adores: 4
  8. 2012 May 5

    Nothing really matters,
    Anyone can see,
    Nothing really matters,
    Nothing really matters to Sparkeeeeeeeey!

    Adores: 3
    • 2012 May 5
      One Moving Violation permalink

      …any way the wind sucks…

      Adores: 2
      • 2012 May 5

        Ahem! Don’t make me edit you, One. You wouldn’t like me when I edit you. 8)

        Adores: 0
  9. 2012 May 5
    LimeLolly permalink


    Adores: 1
  10. 2012 May 5
    One Moving Violation permalink

    “All of you suck so badlyyy losers (shush)
    Translation: You losers are horrible at sucking.(so hate u stupid hos)

    Actually, I think Sparky’s post blows.

    Adores: 2
  11. 2012 May 5

    Are these just real ads,
    Or are they fantasy,
    Posting red tables,
    Oh escape from cat calculus,
    Six plus steak fries,
    Surf through the site and see!
    I’m just a sparky, I need no brain bleach,
    Because I’m easy buy, easy sell,
    Lots of junk, and crisco.
    Any girl I can connect to is just fine with me.
    With me.

    Adores: 5
  12. 2012 May 5
    Digitalaxis permalink

    It’s true! I’m not even real. I’m actually just a malfunctioning spambot using the works of Mark Twain, Kurt Vonnegut, and Paris Hilton as input text patterns, because like oh my god, so it goes.

    Adores: 3
  13. 2012 May 6

    mudsey, I know your day in the box was unreal. Punchity Punch Punch!

    Good Morning, Friedrich Nietzsche!

    Adores: 0

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