Update to YSaC, Vol. 827: Download, Part 2!
Recently we posted YSaC, Vol. 827: And this person votes, ladies and gentlemen. It was a blockbuster of a post, with everything from a solid wall of text to homophobia, all in one long rambling package.
Longtime reader Monica Hamburg (who is a hilarious blogger in her own right!) was inspired by the post and turned it into a song (with the help of Smule’s auto-harmonization tool). Listen to this brilliance, won’t you?
Be sure to listen all the way to the end, to hear Monica’s valiant attempt at pronouncing the word “predegogginnaniessienniueccieessence”! (It’s probably NSFW, as the “DICK OFF NOW!” portion gets pretty emphatic [as it should!].)
Two observations: one, this sounds like Imogen Heap; and two, if this were released as an indie rock single there would be music critics wetting themselves with joy over this. I give it five stars!
Oh. My. Gwad. I learned something today. I can’t even hear the word predegogginnaniessienniueccieessence. I mean, I heard it, but even my ears had to cut it down into little bite-sized hunks of syllables.
Somehow it all makes sense in song…
I absolutely adore her pronunciation of “feak!”
That is the most beautiful portrayal of something spewing profanity and homophobia with total randomness that I have ever heard. Well done!
Monica! You rock the Snark Lounge! I may have to listen to that every morning, to get my but pity working.
we all need a little but pity in the morning. I keep thinking butt pity what with the homosexual comments. What?
“But Pity” would be great name for a (ironic, douchbaggy, Bloodhound Gang-mocking) band, wouldn’t it?
Which, btw and out of context, makes me wonder why people shorten words to the first letter of that word plus a slash. Like in “w/” for “with”, since it actually takes at least the same time (at least with that example) and looks rather stupid. I know people can be awkwardly nit-picky at times when it comes to saving time -even if it’s just a few seconds- but that “w/”-thing is beyond me. It’s like strolling through a big store for an hour (or more) and then desperately trying to find the shortest checkout line, just to be back out one minute faster.
This makes me so so happy. I am thrilled that you & my llama nun enjoyed!
Very well done, but you seem to have dropped this, Monica…. *bees be upon her
An amazing feak of prestidigitation!
Release it -you’ll make a gaxillion elebenties … but wait, won’t Sparky want royalties? then you may have to meet him and … yuek!! Hide safe behind the interweb and snark only for us YSaCers… we love you too much Monica to throw you to that lion.
Magnificent, the predegogginnaniessienniueccieessence could be cut with a butter knife……….
I laughed… I cried… I burned a copy (not really) and saved to my favorite bookmarks. I feel complete now.
That’s awesome, Monica! Elebenty bazillionniueccieessence doors!
Too fantastic!
Thanks again, drmk & fellow snarkers! I’m afraid that the workingman might have the last laugh: I now have those “lyrics” permanently stuck in my head.