YSaC, Vol. 932: Lady Gaga had to call someone else.

2011 February 25
by dan

Ever wonder where PETA got their dresses for their sexy “Let Vegetarianism Grow On You” campaign?

hi I have many female things like coats bras undies size 34b bras size 8 undies call or stop by for pick up,, ### ### #### cell work ### ### #### ask for larry in produce

Mystery solved. And they aren’t even paying for them!

Thanks, Nora!

141 Responses leave one →
  1. 2011 February 25

    Size 8 panties and 34B bras?? Larry is a definite pear. A pear of what we may never know…check that, we may never want to know.

    On the other hand, he does look lovely in his cabbage patch ensemble.

    Adores: 10
    • 2011 February 25
      christina permalink

      It’s worse than that, he wears a size 4 shoe, has a 15″ inseam and a tiny head. And here I thought I had trouble finding clothes in my size. Poor Larry.

      Adores: 4
    • 2011 February 25
      Lou Stool permalink

      He’s a pear? I thought Larry was a cucumber. “Lima beans, collared greens, peachy keen…..Veggie Tales!”

      Adores: 14
      • 2011 February 25
        SisterTaco permalink

        Just don’t call him a pickle or he’ll get angry… and you wouldn’t want to see Larry angry.

        Adores: 3
        • 2011 February 25
          sarajean80 permalink

          GHERKIN SMASH!

          Adores: 3
    • 2011 February 25
      Litarider permalink

      With that lack of punctuation, I wondered if he had a size 34b panty and I didn’t know what that could mean. No, no, no need to enlighten me. I’ll cling to my ignorance.

      Adores: 3
    • 2011 February 25
      Irregular Fractal permalink

      Not much on the melons, though.

      Adores: 1
      • 2011 February 25
        Litarider permalink

        I agree: rather undersized!

        Adores: 1
        • 2011 February 25
          sarajean80 permalink

          Maybe you should thump them to see if they’re ripe.

          Hey, that corner has coffee slices!

          :joins corner party:

          Adores: 8
        • 2011 February 25
          EclecticBlue permalink

          Oww.

          Adores: 5
        • 2011 February 25

          Give them a good squeeze too!

          Any coffee slices left?

          Adores: 5
        • 2011 February 25
          sarajean80 permalink

          Would you like extra crunchy or orange-pineapple-banana espresso?

          Why, yes I did accidentally put juice in the coffeemaker again. Why do you ask?

          Adores: 9
        • 2011 February 25
          TacoMagic permalink

          *Juggles the melons*

          *Sets up a homestead in the corner*

          Adores: 6
        • 2011 February 25
          Irregular Fractal permalink

          Melonthumping is my Chumbawumba cover band, fronted by a crossdresser in a bee costume.

          Adores: 12
        • 2011 February 25
          Lola permalink

          Instead of a bee girl, it’s a bee ladyboy?

          Adores: 1
        • 2011 February 25

          No, it’s a Drag Queen.

          See what I did there? Huh? Huh?

          Adores: 2
  2. 2011 February 25

    Lettuce entertain you.
    Lettuce make you smile.
    Lettuce do a few tricks
    ‘Cause Larry has some new tricks.
    He’s very versatile

    Adores: 15
    • 2011 February 25
      Tacomagic permalink

      Mooom! Dave (and his wiley Mustela) are snarking really early and fast today! He won’t lettuce ketchup!

      Adores: 10
      • 2011 February 25
        Windrose permalink

        Taco, you had your chance yesterday while you were in the box with Dave plus Ferret.

        Adores: 3
    • 2011 February 25
      CoffDrop permalink

      Lettuce, turnip and pea………

      Adores: 3
    • 2011 February 25
      Camille permalink

      Even if you do ketchup, you’ll never beet him – the lettuce has a head start.

      Adores: 8
      • 2011 February 25
        mudslicker permalink

        Cumquat!

        Adores: 5
        • 2011 February 25
          TacoMagic permalink

          *Uses a shepard’s crook to drag Mudsy into the corner*

          Coffee slice?

          Adores: 4
        • 2011 February 25
          Lola permalink

          Bless you. *offers tissue*

          Adores: 5
        • 2011 February 25

          No need for that kind of language here. I hadn’t even shown up yet.

          Adores: 7
        • 2011 February 25
          Lola permalink

          No, but now you’re here – you’re in the box! Gonna get a Windy-punch later. Triumphant return!

          Adores: 5
  3. 2011 February 25

    many female things

    Score!!

    Adores: 8
    • 2011 February 25
      Tacomagic permalink

      FEMALE ALL THE THINGS!

      Adores: 13
    • 2011 February 25
      Camille permalink

      But does he have FEMALE TRAITS?

      Adores: 7
      • 2011 February 25
        Lola permalink

        I’m guessing no – and that this is why he’s selling the clothes. I suspect that perhaps the posessor of the FEMALETRAITS may have left Larry in such haste that she didn’t mind leaving her wardrobe.
        And since I read a lot of mysteries, of course I’m also thinking that Larry may be selling the clothes of … his victims, who are buried in the garden in which the produce is grown.

        Adores: 9
        • 2011 February 25
          Mindfield permalink

          I’ve met Larry once. From a cursory glance, he appears to have FEMALETRAITS1 but not FEMALETRAITS2 or 3. Perhaps he’s peri-op?

          Adores: 9
  4. 2011 February 25
    LimeLolly permalink

    This is a fabulous idea.

    I had planned to start a garden this year, and I do need new clothes…I’m just not sure if I could stand smelling like salad dressing. Is it fattening if you wear it?

    Adores: 7
    • 2011 February 25
      TacoMagic permalink

      Word to the wise: Poison oak, while a prolific grower does NOT make good underpants.

      *Scratch Scratch*

      No, I’m not sure how I know that.

      *Scratch Scratch*

      Adores: 10
  5. 2011 February 25
    sarajean80 permalink

    I had a dream like this once.

    When the caterpillars find you, things get weird fast.

    Adores: 15
    • 2011 February 25
      Mindfield permalink

      Never mind the caterpillars. It’s the fire ants I’m worried about.

      Adores: 6
      • 2011 February 25
        sarajean80 permalink

        I’d think you’d be more concerned with the squash vine borers.

        They’re invasive little devils.

        Adores: 9
        • 2011 February 25

          I welcome our new ladybug overlords…..

          Adores: 8
        • 2011 February 25
          sarajean80 permalink

          Earth’s second-cutest invasion force, after the Sleepy Bunnies of Omicron Persei 7.5.

          Adores: 9
        • 2011 February 25
          Lola permalink

          I think HHNF’s new bunny is their leader. Take us to your leader!

          Adores: 6
        • 2011 February 25
          Mindfield permalink

          Fools! Did no one see Night of the Lepus? We’re all doomed. Doomed!

          Adores: 4
  6. 2011 February 25
    ToBScholarly permalink

    I don’t like hair in my food.

    Adores: 6
    • 2011 February 25
      TacoMagic permalink

      So… many… inappropriate… jokes…

      I’ll chose this one:

      That’s why it’s important to be clean shaven when you eat out.

      I’ll be in the corner.

      Adores: 13
      • 2011 February 25
        Anon permalink

        It’s not safe to eat anything anymore –

        Oral sex is bigger cause of throat cancer than tobacco

        Adores: 6
        • 2011 February 25
          Lola permalink

          [corey][/corey]
          I b’lieve these are yours, sir.

          Adores: 8
        • 2011 February 25
          TacoMagic permalink

          Well, it’s technically safe as long as you only eat the same thing all the time…

          But what fun is that?

          Adores: 2
        • 2011 February 25

          [public service corey]Whilst we are on the subject of all things oral….any of you have daughters?

          Listen up because this is very popular with the middle and high school crowds.

          When/if you ever hear your child referring to a “Rainbow Party”, pay attention!

          The “rainbow” is created on the male tab A by the females who wear differing lipstick shades and, ahem, take turns…thus creating the rainbow effect from…shall we say stem to stern? Yes, let’s.

          If you already know about this, then you’re a step (or three) ahead of me…sigh…the things you learn when you have friends in the medical profession….

          [/end public service corey]

          Adores: 2
        • 2011 February 25
          Mindfield permalink

          [public service Snopes-esque corey]

          Rainbow parties are an urban legend originated around a work of fiction intended as a cautionary tale on the dangers of oral sex.

          [/public service Snopes-esque corey]

          Adores: 4
        • 2011 February 25
          TacoMagic permalink

          It’s not real?!

          Damnit.

          I mean…

          Damnit.

          Adores: 8
        • 2011 February 25
          TacoMagic permalink

          Also:

          Technically you can tell that rainbow parties are a work of fiction because, frankly, in a real attempt at this kind of party you would inevitably smear all the colors together. If you’re leaving perfectally parallel rings, you’re doing it wrong*.

          *Research based conclusion**.

          **If only.

          Hey look, the corner now has shovels!

          *Starts to dig*

          Adores: 8
        • 2011 February 25

          A legend? LOL…and WHEW! I will pass this info along to the one what told me about it.

          Wait…I looked at your linky-poo and while it is somewhat credible, so is the not-so-anecdotal evidence provided by my doctor friend.

          I’m on the fence on this one.

          Adores: 4
        • 2011 February 25
          TacoMagic permalink

          I created an awesome new spelling of perfectly. I think we should all embrace “perfectally” as the new, better way.

          Adores: 6
      • 2011 February 25
        LurkRealClose permalink

        That’s why it’s important to be clean shaven when you eat out.

        Um….

        Actually…

        A little scruff is friction-y.

        *blushes*

        *joins you in the corner*

        Adores: 6
        • 2011 February 25
          TacoMagic permalink

          I wasn’t talking about my face.

          Hey look, they have coffee slices in the corner now!

          Adores: 4
        • 2011 February 25

          *brainsplosion*

          Adores: 7
        • 2011 February 25

          That reminds me. I don’t think we’ve had a good old-fashioned Tacosplode in a while, have we?

          Adores: 2
    • 2011 February 25
      Mindfield permalink

      Why not? Hair is vegetarian. It’s made from carrot-in.

      Adores: 8
      • 2011 February 25

        Carrot-in *what* is the question.

        Adores: 6
        • 2011 February 25
          Mindfield permalink

          Ancient Chinese secret.

          Adores: 4
        • 2011 February 25

          Good thing I’m not an ancient Chinese, because I don’t think I want a carrot in my secret. They’re dirty and kinda pointy.

          Adores: 6
        • 2011 February 25
          Mindfield permalink

          And orange. Heck, if their leaves were brown they’d be a casting call away from the next Jersey Shore episode.

          Adores: 4
        • 2011 February 25
          sarajean80 permalink

          You’re supposed to wash all produce throughly and I think you’re using the wrong end.

          (Ha-ha, I’m already in the corner!)

          Adores: 7
        • 2011 February 25
          TacoMagic permalink

          *Hands a shovel to SJ*

          Let’s dig a hole!

          Adores: 4
        • 2011 February 25
          sarajean80 permalink

          I’m gonna put in a root cellar!

          Adores: 7
        • 2011 February 25
          Mindfield permalink

          Doesn’t everyone already have one of those?

          Uh … say, this is a mighty nice corner.

          Adores: 5
  7. 2011 February 25

    Why do I have this terrifying feeling that “larry” is looking for an actual female to go along with his ‘things’? It’s like a creepazoid version of Field of Dreams – “If you hoard their undies, they will come…”

    Adores: 13
  8. 2011 February 25
    SisterTaco permalink

    I’m pretty sure Larry is talking about “Europian sizes.”

    That aside, he mentions having to go pick them up. I’m a little disturbed that he has them at his produce section. Is he wearing them all simultaneously and will have to strip down to give you any? All I can think of now is that episode of Friends where Joey puts on all of Chandler’s clothing and does lunges.

    Adores: 4
    • 2011 February 25

      He must wear all the things??

      Adores: 6
    • 2011 February 25
      Tacomagic permalink

      Ahh, I miss the produce departments in the PNW. The fresh veggies, the hand made salad dressings, the impromptu strip teases…

      Actually, come to think of it, my best friend in high school worked in the produce department*.

      *This is actually true.

      Adores: 5
      • 2011 February 25
        EclecticBlue permalink

        My brother-in-law-in-law works in the produce department, but his name is Kris.

        Adores: 5
        • 2011 February 25
          TacoMagic permalink

          *cough* Alias *cough*

          Adores: 4
        • 2011 February 25
          EclecticBlue permalink

          I loved Alias! I dressed up as a Jennifer Garner-type spy for Halloween one year, bright pink wig and all.

          Adores: 4
      • 2011 February 25

        Truth. I dropped not one, but two melons in the store here, and a strapping young male produce dude came to help me pick them up. I was holding them…well, in the way one holds melons.

        Adores: 5
    • 2011 February 25

      If it’s in a Europian size, does it include beets along with the lettuce?

      Adores: 3
  9. 2011 February 25
    Tacomagic permalink

    Remember, shop at Larry for all your lacy, feminine undergarments.

    Heh heh heh.

    Adores: 4
  10. 2011 February 25
    Todd permalink

    Well since he works in produce, he clearly uses the bras to carry around his melons.

    I don’t know what he uses the panties for.

    Adores: 7
    • 2011 February 25
      Camille permalink

      To store his carrot?

      Adores: 8
      • 2011 February 25
        sarajean80 permalink

        Curse you for making me think about the man-carrot.

        Adores: 6
        • 2011 February 25
          LurkRealClose permalink

          Why, oh why, did I click that link? *plucks out eyes with a rusty melon baller, size 34b*

          WOOHOO! There’s spell check on the comments!!!

          Adores: 5
        • 2011 February 25
          TacoMagic permalink

          You can’t make me click that!

          En Garde!

          Adores: 3
        • 2011 February 25
          EclecticBlue permalink

          Oh, geeze, not that thing again… Why does that have to do with man-carrots? Because she’s a forbidden vegetable?

          Also: Touché! (Oh, sorry, is it bad taste to use one’s own child as an example of the epitome of cuteness? Well….. Too bad :-p)

          Adores: 3
        • 2011 February 25
          TacoMagic permalink

          Naw, Tron makes cute for breakfast and I use it towards achieving my nefarious goals*.

          *Most of them seem to involve goldfish crackers.

          Adores: 6
        • 2011 February 25
          sarajean80 permalink

          I found that … “treasure” through TV Tropes when I was aimlessly clicking around one day. There’s apparently a drinking game for it where you take a drink for every error you spot or until you die of alcohol poisoning, which ever comes first.

          Adores: 1
        • 2011 February 25

          Very very cute, EB. I’d say “wow”, but I think it’s already been said.

          Adores: 4
        • 2011 February 25

          Wow, EB.

          Just.

          Wow.

          Adores: 4
        • 2011 February 25
          TacoMagic permalink

          Sounds as dangerous as the LOTR drinking game. You take a drink every time they do the “Frodo Holding the ring” shot. You die shortly after the midway point of the first movie.

          Alternately you take a drink every time Legolas poses and looks pretty. You die shortly after the Mines of Moria.

          There’s also the less known, but far more deadly Babylon 5 drinking game. You pop in Season 2 and take a drink every time you see Bruce Boxleitner smiling like a doof.

          Adores: 8
        • 2011 February 25
          LurkRealClose permalink

          Bwahahaha!! I got used to Bruce by the 3rd season, though.

          Adores: 2
        • 2011 February 25
          TacoMagic permalink

          In all Honesty, I liked Bruce way better than I liked… uh… the other guy.

          Mostly because he was Tron, but also because his character was more fun and less broody.

          Adores: 4
        • 2011 February 25
          LurkRealClose permalink

          The other guy was fine in the first season, but every time they had him back to guest star later on, he paled beside Bruce.

          Adores: 1
        • 2011 February 25
          TacoMagic permalink

          If Bruce had put on the Tron suit and fought the battle of the Ancients with a data disc the show would have been 300% better. Continuity be damned.

          Adores: 2
        • 2011 February 25
          sarajean80 permalink

          I’m sure if you look hard enough you can find a mash-up video on youTube that shows that exact thing.

          Adores: 1
        • 2011 February 25
          TacoMagic permalink

          Sounds like drunken uncle google might have some stories to tell me!

          Adores: 3
  11. 2011 February 25
    Mindfield permalink

    The name is Larry Fondue and I’m something of a star
    I have a knack for making clothing from the salad bar
    Some carrots for a necklace or some broccoflower mitts
    I can take a head of lettuce and place leaves upon your —

    Tip me
    Well and I might make an extra rutabaga shirt
    With some pomegranate sequins (but be careful, though, they squirt)
    You should see the kind of craftsmanship in every turnip sock
    And ring of cored-out pineapple slipped snug around sir’s–

    Cocktail
    Veggie sticks accessorize your hollowed-melon hat
    Not at all, madame, that kale chemise does not make you look fat
    Does this finely woven dress of beans and carrots please madame?
    Then this thong of shredded cabbage should conceal your bearded–

    Clamshell
    Packages of berries help me make my sweet pea pants
    I can mold them for the lesser man to insert and enhance
    When the ladies take one look at you, they won’t believe their luck
    They might not want a relationship, but they’d sure like to–

    Crap. I ran out of rhymes.

    Adores: 13
    • 2011 February 25
      christina permalink

      This is destined to become a school yard sing-along favorite.

      Adores: 2
    • 2011 February 25
      SpaceBug permalink

      Anyone else hear Benny Hill?

      Adores: 0
      • 2011 February 25
        sarajean80 permalink

        How long have you been hearing these voices?

        Adores: 2
        • 2011 February 25
          SpaceBug permalink

          Ever since-
          wait.

          What?

          Yes, I’m typing as we speak.

          Huh?

          Don’t tell
          me what to do.

          No, I think they’ll understand.
          And stop calling me Shirley.

          Ok, I’m back.
          Ever since I arrived here.

          Adores: 5
      • 2011 February 25
        LimeLolly permalink

        Reminiscent of ‘Shaving Cream’ song? Yes.

        Adores: 1
      • 2011 February 25
        Mindfield permalink

        In my head, it was playing more like a faster-paced vaudeville piece. I can’t think of anything specific, but the pacing and phrasing would, rather oddly, be similar to that old 70s/80s dairy PSA Time for Timer.

        At least, that’s how it played out in my head.

        Adores: 0
        • 2011 February 25

          Wait, is this not a parody of anything?

          ‘Cause if not, I totally wanna make some melody to go along with the words.

          Adores: 0
        • 2011 February 26
          sarajean80 permalink

          I think it’s all Mindfield.

          It kinda reminds me of the hand clapping chants girls sometimes did when I was in school.

          Adores: 0
        • 2011 February 26
          Mindfield permalink

          Well, the risqué style has been done before (the end of one stanza the listener is expecting to be a naughty word stumbles into the next stanza as a similar word) but otherwise I made it up. 🙂

          Adores: 0
  12. 2011 February 25
    Lola permalink

    Am I just undercaffeinated, or is that woman’s left arm looking a little … backward?

    Adores: 3
    • 2011 February 25
      Mindfield permalink

      Maybe she should be on Photoshop Disasters.

      Adores: 2
    • 2011 February 25
      sarajean80 permalink

      I thought that, too. It’s odd looking.

      Adores: 1
    • 2011 February 25
      SisterTaco permalink

      Your comment has led me to pose as such in front of the mirror to see if it is physically possible to put one’s arm in that position. I report that, while possible, it is horribly uncomfortable and I do not suggest it. If you’re going to strike a pose, may I suggest this instead: http://photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=6336870

      Adores: 3
      • 2011 February 25
        sarajean80 permalink

        And of course I had to try it. It felt like my elbow was going to pop out of the socket and I managed to crack my wrist, which I didn’t even know you could do.

        Adores: 4
    • 2011 February 25

      OMG…you are right! It’s a two-fer!

      Adores: 1
    • 2011 February 25
      Windrose permalink

      She doesn’t like to talk about it but her left arm is a prosthetic. Her real arm was bitten off when she tried to help PETA release lab animals. Those mice were vicious.

      Adores: 7
    • 2011 February 25
      TacoMagic permalink

      After major othepedic surgery and days of intense therepy, I have now recovered from the pose.

      Adores: 5
    • 2011 February 25

      I just love PETA photo-(sh)ops.

      Adores: 4
      • 2011 February 25

        Am I right in thinking that she has a “belt” of garlic around her hips?

        ….Maybe she’s Team Jacob?

        Adores: 4
        • 2011 February 25
          Mindfield permalink

          I think those are mushrooms. Which is kind of a turnoff, really; I don’t like seeing fungus south of the equator.

          Adores: 6
        • 2011 February 25
          TacoMagic permalink

          I’m pretty sure they’re mushrooms.

          I know this only because I avoid mushrooms like they’re poison*.

          *They totally are too!

          EDIT: Damnit mindfield! Get outta mah brain!

          Adores: 3
  13. 2011 February 25
    Litarider permalink

    Cotton is a plant. Maybe Larry is just spinning fresh new garments from the cotton in his produce department. Yeah, that’s it. These are fresh new garments. Never been collected used.

    Adores: 4
  14. 2011 February 25


    Have yourself some 34b boobies,
    Let your size be eight
    From now on,
    Your undies are in the produce aisle

    Have yourself some 34b boobies,
    May be Larry’s gay,
    From now on,
    His female things will be miles away.

    Here he is as selling old used bras,
    Quiet shirt time bras of yours.
    Fearful victims of a burglary
    Lost their panty drawer once more.

    Through the years
    Larry and Bubby will be together,
    If the Fates allow
    Hang him high upon the highest gallows.
    And have yourself some 34b boobies now.

    Adores: 8
  15. 2011 February 25
    SpaceBug permalink

    Yoko saw one and John saw it too
    A salad dress with cheese that is bleu
    The Walrus, he jams
    Although he likes clams
    Sings that dress is so goo goo to chew

    Adores: 6
  16. 2011 February 25

    Side note 1: my face is filling up the recent comment bawks. Poor everyone.
    Side note 2: I can’t imagine how I got Best Comment yesterday; I had poster’s remorse so badly I took up drinking, and there were so many good songs posted!

    Adores: 6
    • 2011 February 25
      LimeLolly permalink

      Just goes to show you haven’t lost your touch. 🙂

      Don’t touch me, though, at least until you put down the shovel.

      Adores: 5
  17. 2011 February 25

    Also…how unprofessional is it to have strangers call your job to sell off your girlfriend’s/ex-wife’s/stalkee’s evidence/personal belongings?

    Adores: 6
    • 2011 February 25
      TacoMagic permalink

      You’ve obviously never worked in produce.

      Adores: 6
      • 2011 February 25

        …and things are much worse in dairy…

        Adores: 4
        • 2011 February 25
          sarajean80 permalink

          And SpiceChrist help you if you ask a butcher to show you his finest meat.

          Wow, this hole just keeps getting deeper and deeper.

          Adores: 7
        • 2011 February 25
          Mindfield permalink

          Yeah, it’s important to note that asking for “two hams” is code.

          Adores: 6
        • 2011 February 25
          TacoMagic permalink

          When a uphamism’s told,
          you must dig it!
          When the carrot’s nice and long,
          you must dig it!
          When mindfield’s typing strong,
          You must dig it!

          Now dig it!
          Go real deep!
          Down the cave!
          Quite steep!
          Go Down!
          Deeper yet!
          The mantel now!
          We go deeper down!
          To dig it!
          Dig it Deep!

          Adores: 7
        • 2011 February 25
          sarajean80 permalink

          :shakes head:

          Even with a built-in spellchecker.

          Adores: 7
        • 2011 February 25
          TacoMagic permalink

          As I’ve said, most of my typos are due to laziness of proofreading. I’ve had a spellchecker built into my browser, but since I have to right click and select “spell check” to use it, laziness wins.

          And it was ONLY 2 words. Thats’ dam neer prefect!

          Adores: 6
    • 2011 February 25
      christina permalink

      As long as Sparky isn’t trading food stamps for meth, management turns a blind eye.,
      And boo, I missed your big comeback yesterday. Welcome back anyway!

      Adores: 3
  18. 2011 February 25

    Larry, Larry, quite contrary,
    How does your garden grow?
    With bras and things funerary,
    And maids planted all in a row.

    Adores: 6
  19. 2011 February 25

    On a lighter note, “Firefly” has been picked up by the Science Channel, and will air all the old episodes and the ones that didn’t make it to air. It will premiere March 6th. Almost makes me want to get cable.

    Adores: 3
    • 2011 February 25
      TacoMagic permalink

      Almost.

      Adores: 1
      • 2011 February 25
        LurkRealClose permalink

        Not. I have the DVDs, why would I want to have commercials added?

        Adores: 4
      • 2011 February 25
        sarajean80 permalink

        Just buy the box set instead. That’s what I did.

        EDIT: Jinxies, LRC!

        Adores: 4
  20. 2011 February 25


    Larry has many female things,
    It’s his tiny hose, that only grows,
    With frilly things,
    Larry is nature’s way of saying,
    A reason not to be living,
    The princess crown that makes a man,
    A queen,
    Once on a high, a bender if you will,
    In the morning he missed,
    Two feet off he pissed,
    And he wet the sill,
    Then his nostrils touched a silent fart,
    And thought wow the stink,
    Yes, it’s true Larry has many female things..

    Adores: 5
  21. 2011 February 25

    It’s such an ignorant stereotype that meat-eaters can’t also love vegetables. I’d wear a meat dress OR a veggie dress – if I wore dresses… and wasn’t ethically opposed to wasting food.

    Adores: 2
    • 2011 February 25
      christina permalink

      And what of the ignorant stereotype that vegetarians are all militant peta members?
      Oh I’ll wear a meat dress, but I’m not going to stop up my arteries with it.

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  22. 2011 February 25

    I would just like to point out that I used to work with a guy named Larry, and we worked in produce together.
    He was a creep.
    A creep that was probably quite fluent in Craigslist.

    Awesome. Now I can never shop at that grocery store again.

    Adores: 1
  23. 2011 February 26
    TelcaCat permalink

    I wish I knew how to make sure my comments went with the right thread. Instead, I’ll have to inform all of you that the line just knocked on my door and asked for directions to the north pole. He never wanted to hear the words “eat out” again.

    Adores: 4
  24. 2011 February 26
    Windrose permalink

    I MISSED A WHOLE DAY OF SNARK! And Larry Niven didn’t show up. And there’s no elevator so I am having to decide to climb one flight of stairs and hurt during the panel or anime, or stay with my honey in the dealer’s room. and push paper models. Sigh.

    HHNF, Here’s trip down memory lane for you! Punchity Punch Punch!

    G’Night, Hidden Valley Ranch!

    Adores: 0

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