Over a 5 Foot Black Bear
Over a 5 FT. Black Teddy Bear in excellent condition Cash Only Call ###-###-####
“So Mister Striker – are you over a five foot black bear?”
“No… I don’t think I’ll ever get over a five foot black bear.”
Thanks, Gary!
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“When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it.”
― A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh
Somewhere over a black bear, way up high
There’s a site where they list stuff that makes you ask, “But why?”.
Somewhere over a black bear, Sparkies sell,
And the crap that you dare to list just might sell as well.
Are you sure that’s a 5 foot bear? I only see 4 feet.
Well, I’m Over Under and he’s (pointing at black bear) under Dunn.
Roger, Roger.
Nick! Heath! Jared! There’s a bear in the barn!
We have clearance, Clarence. What’s our vector, Victor?
Answer 1: 13′-6″. Clarence is one tall dude.
Answer 2: Ask someone smarter than me. I’m vexed.
Do you like gladiator movies?
Mr. Ranger isn’t going to like this, Yogi. I think you made a Boo Boo.
When everyone wakes up and realizes they are an hour late, let them know that D/DM is in the box!
This was my bear. My parents donated it to a children’s hospital.
And yes, I’m over it.
Rosebud!
Parkay!
Butterfinger!
Pecil!
PAM!
Deep throat.
Some days you get the bear, some days the bear gets you. This could be one of the former, if you call now.
I can’t see what is being sold in the photo. The ad poster apparently wants it to be a surprise. Otherwise the photo would show what is over the bear.
Just bear with him, he’ll get around to it eventually.
A bear is a bear. Beware! Beware!
And no one can outrun a bear ‘cept a hare.
Unless of course you are also a bear,
Like the the five foot bear named Ted.
Fun with nostalgia.
“The other day I met a bear, a great big bear oh way up there.”
Ah, camp songs.
Goin’ on a bear hunt.
Can’t go over it.
Can’t go under it.
Gotta go through it!
Did y’all have that one at your camp? There were noises you were supposed to make, too.
Didn’t have that one. The verse I entered above is the first of several that includes the bear saying “why don’t you run ’cause I see you ain’t got any gun”, the person running away, seeing a big tree with a branch 10 feet up, the dude jumping and missing, but catching it on the way back down. I led the song my last year on staff at camp. Good times. We did occasionally have actual bears in camp, but there was never a live-action reenactment of the song.
Yep, I remember that song. Couldn’t have told you the verses, but then I was just a girl scout, not a counselor.
What is the silvery domey thing behind the bear? Is it a space suit helmet for the bear?
If it is, WANT!
Five foot two,
Fur of black,
Posted on a Craigslist ad –
Has anybody seen my bear?
Excellent condition,
Cash only,
Seated on a Sparky’s bench –
Has anybody seen my bear?
Now if you run into
A teddy bear
Under a five foot,
Disregard
That Under Bear –
I only want an Over Bear.
Five foot two
Eyes of brown
Only slightly overbearing,
Has anybody seen my bear?
Sparkette appears to be holding the black bear over a tarp on the floor. So whatever’s over the bear, it must be messy.
Well, Dave and/or Ferrets, nothing like getting tomorrow’s don’t-suck box claimed early.
*writes hacking program to enslave all the computers into giving DaFT’s poem elebenty brazillion doors*
Edit: damn nesting. This should be way up by DaFT’s “Somewhere over a black bear” poem.
That’s because bears don’t do nesting.
What do dey do, den?
Aye, den too.
I hear they had problems with intimacy. And fleas.
Mutton has fleece. mmmm mutt’n
The bear went over the park bench
The bear went over the park bench
The bear went over the park bench
And what do you think he saw…?
He saw another park bench
He saw another park ben….
*Acme anvil company strikes again!*
well the mountain is Quite large but we are cute,cuddely. We are more affraid of you than YOU think
brerbear is my ex-brother-in-law. He lurks most of the time.
Relatively speaking.
Saw a Sparky hold a bear.
Fooba wooba, fooba wooba.
Saw a Sparky hold a bear.
Fooba wooba John.
Saw a Sparky hold a bear,
grabbed that poor bear by the ear.
Fooba wooba, fooba wooba
Fooba wooba John.
*played yer eyes*
Over bear
Over bear
Send the word, send the word to beware…
Scent
Bear left.
Scent fox away.
Good morning.
Okay, D/DM, here’s your Punchity Punch Punch and a good show to boot!
Good Morning, Smokey!