YSaC, Vol. 1232: Say DA to the Dress!
2012 April 17
Kremlin for Wedding Dress – $20
kremlin for under your wedding dress – size medium
asking $20 OBO
please call number0number-number39-number6number4
It’s a hell of a wedding dress that requires a fortified Russian military/political complex as a structural undergarment.
Thanks, SD!
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It’s an easy enough mistake. Sparky obviously confused the Kremlin with the Kudrinskaya Square Building. Either way, if it’s $20, the realty market must be almost as depressed in Moscow as it is in some of the outer suburbs here.
Sparky says kremlin, but really means St. Cyril–since the crinolines are “onion shaped.” Nothing to see here, Vu vill moof alonk now!
We would probably be better employed wondering what Spark would want for crinolines of a rude turnip shape–but that would probably require a cunning plan . . .
Man, Vladimir Putin will do anything to stay in power, won’t he? He’ll get in your pants if he has to.
Nyet! Those Iron Fists are cold!
In Soviet Russia wedding dress will Kremlin you!
*pouts*
No pouting! Have a swig of vodka. Nasdrovia!
*joins monkey in pouting* I wanted to say that!
Pouting? Isn’t that the northern Midwest delicacy of fried potatoes covered by everything in the kitchen?
No no no. That’s “au poutin”.
Definitely (also definately) “all poot-ing” the next day <G>
In the old country, we always would be having our fashions to commemorate great buildings. Why, I remember, when I was a very small, that Galina, who married that rich American doctor? Her dress, it was the Winter Palace in Petersburg!
Daaaaang. If that’s the Kremlin, the bride must be HUUUUUUGE.
In Soviet Russia, dress wed you!
Mine was funnier. :-p
*still pouting*
With Russian dressing, Soviets wed you!
Comrade, our camouflage it is working.
Those American dogs will never think to look under here…
Do not pet the capitalistic running puppy’s tummy!
*dials number0number-number39-number6number4*
*male voice on line* “Hello, this is being Peggy, you are talking to Red Square Fashion Hotline. How may I be helping you?”
Whoops!
I love those commercials. I don’t know why, but I do.
Is beauty-full vedding dress. I am having the tears. Is giving to Bride lovely shape like Kremlin.
*stands, hand to heart, begins to sing Gosudarstvenny Gimn Rossiyskoy Federatsii”*
Maybe they’re fans of Donkey Kong Country and this is a Kremling dress… no, never mind.
My fingers kept getting number and number and number and number and number.
The Beatles’ Revolution 9 ain’t got nothing over comrade Sparky.
Maybe it works better back in the USSR?
I think you got something there Digi….
😉
I like this quote from yesterday so much that I’m bringing it back today for a second night at the 30 Watt!!!
Oh yeah….*wink wink*…I just love construction talk.
There is a special oil one applies to that tool, so that the concrete does not adhere or cling to it, as it is plunged repeatedly into the mix until said mix yields.
(Side note: Do not be nearby when the vibe is removed from the concrete, it flings oil and bits of wet concrete everywhere; these bits do not launder well from clothes.)
“There is a special oil one applies to that tool”
” plunged repeatedly ”
Oh my. My my my. This just keeps getting better. Lovin’ it, Cap’n! 🙂
Ima gonna go smoke a cigarette now.
Not yet! The steel erectors have not shown up yet.
Concrete is “placed” but masonry is “laid” (in both rough and fine coursing).
Conduit requires extensive lubing before cable (“wire”) is pulled through it. The big cable to the transformer is actually pulled by a vacuum system, so it is sucked through to the [transformer] pad.
After one is finished with a concrete pump, a tompion (sadly referred to in the trade as a tompon or tampon) is blown through the pump plumbing.
It’s all quite racy, other than being out in the hot sweaty sun and bitter cold and driving rain for Scrooge-admiring bosses . . .
I’ve never said this to any Snarker yet, but here it goes:
Cap’n! Corner!
I am impressed.
I’ll have what they’re building.
:fans self:
Oh, my! I show up a little late today and what do I find? Cap’n talkin’ all dirty to the girls. I miss all the fun stuff.
:joins monkey for a pout:
I know, right? Cap’n’s all like dirty-dirty-potty-mouth-dirty and we’re all like wow! Cap’n! No you didn’t! And he’s all like oh yeah? Well, here’s some more! Dirty-potty-mouth-double-entendre-how-about-this-vibrator? And then he ended up in the corner. And we lost more sponsors and Mama Windy spanked him.
It’s been just shocking. Shocking I tell ya!
To Build or not to Build, that is the question.
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind
To suffer endless tenancy
Or to submit to the tyranny of Property Tax
And be done with it all.
Yea, what din is this, in the East?
Forsooth is neither Capulet
Nor Montague; but crew of ruffians
To turn, ere anon, sylvan glade
Into mudpit entire.
And thence to affix to all
A Spot, an indelible Spot–
And no soap will clean;
And no soap lave
Nor erase
But that it leave all
Like poor mad Ophelia
Forsooth, O Horatio
Bear thee thy attention anon
For before us is a great chorus
Fell-ed in full swoon
As if pierce-ed tru te roote
By ha’-clever jape and frivolity,
Their only bane the Port-o-Let
Tardy in its ablutions by fair more than
A day–whence come’t Gildenstern and Rosencranz
To their work errant
Ere we wall the works up in our
English (majored) swoon’t.
Hie them, hie them hense O Pistol
And in speed, in speed
E’en unto Iago and Desdemona set to task
For ’tis hit, a palpable hit,
For no jeweled wine shall make
Brutus an Honorable contractor.
[exeunt]
Damn Commies! I wore the Washington Monument under my wedding gown and I was fine with it. (And yes…hello, corner!)
Wouldn’t the Jefferson Memorial have given a more hoop-skirt sort of look? Or am I being obelisk to wedding fashion themes?
I would have gone with the Palace of Fine Arts for that classical look.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/87/Palace_of_Fine_Arts_SF_CA.jpg/250px-Palace_of_Fine_Arts_SF_CA.jpg
I’m tempted to suggest MOMA as decolletage, but, Frankly, that’d not Lloyd Wright.
Is that $20 obo in pants or is comrade Shostakovich happy to see me?
Yes
Yes, but only if you’re wearing the lederhosen.
…and have polished your horn….
*that’s “polished” as opposed to Polish-ed, which is a whole ‘nother thing)
It’s all double-reed silly.
Festive Overture indeed!
I imagine that Marilyn Manson is a big Shostakovich fan. Seems like his kind of music.
We have a rather crowded box today. There is freedom within, there is freedom without, try to catch the deluge in a paper cup. Cheers!
Awwww….bulgy-eyed robot-boy Mike deserved a spar in the box! His post about a picture with the phone cracked me up!!
(corey)
I think Mike was GIR from Invader Zim. Best Cartoon Ever Canceled!
(ok I’ll hush now)
You forgot to close [/corey] your [corey] [tag].
Now the world will indefinitely be doomed to factual prattle!
Okay, LimeLolly will have to move up to the ceiling, monkey, you can hang on the chandelier, camille likes to be under the couch, okay, that works!
I was already hanging on the chandelier. Does that mean I have to get down now? I don’t want to. The dog keeps staring at me all funny.
😀
Yes Windy. Happy now.
If you wear kremlin under wedding dress, you need extra tool. It also makes harder to throw the goiter.
Extra tulle too!
(or was that the pun?)
I have such a hard time with Russian standup comedy.
I concur with my learned colleague, Mudsy. RECOUNT!
Fine, fine. It’s done. I would have included him this morning, but was being rushed off to Wally World and Home Depot. Loving this vacation!
Thank you, Mama Windy! Now can we haz a kitten in the box? Can we? Can we, huh? Can we PLEEZE?!? We’ll feed it and clean its litterbox oh PLEEEEEEEEEEEZE?
Dude, we’ve HAD kittens in the box. All they did was poo in the corners and spray the walls and put scratches everywhere.
*Mind you, this is from the owner of 3 kitties, I love them very much, but DAMN they are high maintenance.
Damn nesting. This was about Robot Boy Mike’s comment being boxworthy.
I think his comment was spongeworthy, even.
ADDENDUM: But I totally am not disagreeing with the choice of The Powers That Be. Especially since I’m in the box. 🙂
Once Monkey is in the box, will you ever be able to coax her out?
Snort. Monkeys. Box. Snerk and giggle.*
*This is all Cap’n’s fault. Dirty, dirty boy. **
** 🙂
Значит ли это, знаковых здания делают мою задницу смотреть большой?
Нет, это белый лук к поясу связан, что было в моде, в те дни, после того, как один из них торгуются пять пчел на четверть – пролетариат уделяется пчелиный nickles, но 1/4 только куплю тебе желтый лук , в связи с войной, и желтый лук, хорошо, я не должен сказать вам о них лук, потому что это была мода носить лук на поясе, за исключением день святого Василия, когда носили лук на шляпу и дам, находящихся под их кремли, из-за войны, вы знаете.
Я буду торговать вы шмель на Кремль.
Damn, I was wanting this kremlin but could not be finding the Number key on my phone since I was planting it in the garden.
Just in regards to how the phone number was posted in the ad, I understand it’s too avoid your phone number being recognized by somekind of bot. Can anyone tell me if that actually is effective?
camille, TC, *checks notes* LimeLolly, Funky, Silva, *checks notes again* what’s this scribble say? Oh, Robot Boy Mike! Punchity Punch Punch! You’re free to go.
Good Morning, Comrade!