gardening thing – $25
both for 25 dollars
So which gardening thing am I offering $25 for both of? Because that’s a positive steal compared to this:
weal beryl – $45
call shawn at xxx)xxxxxxx make an offer
Just when I think I’ve seen it all, humanity continues to surprise me. And not in the “Oooh, look, a pony!” kind of way.
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I was havin’ this out-of-doors experience,
Saw these gardening beings.
Everywhere I went up there, they were shakin’ their gardening things.
Like someone gave ya a weal goose, or a beryl with
A loose caboose.
I hear Zumba is good for a loose caboose.
Many cosmic doors for that, Dave. “Shake that … thing!”
This Summer: “Towing the Load” starring Beryl Streyp!
0.o?
I’ll tow my load to the corner.
Also, monkey ears:
⸮o.o?
Well, that was originally a comment about how “Towing The Load” sounds like a p0rn, but I’m beating that horse to death. So I edited it.
Heh. “Beating that horse”. Heh heh. Yeah. Beat it.
At long last, I can finally buy some things to go with my stuff!
And it will double as something to carry your doo dads around in!
Heh, you said doo.
*grins*
*snort*
Well, “weal” can mean wealth or riches, and beryl is a mineral. I would say if all your weal is in beryls, it’s time to diversify.
[Corey] Depending on the color, gem-quality beryl is also called emerald, aquamarine, morganite, etc. It may not earn much interest or be the most liquid asset, but I wouldn’t mind having a large beryl weal. [/Corey]
“weal beryl: Dumps out real good!” is how my brain is captioning the second picture.
For the first one, I am less tempted to buy the possible gardening thing and more interested in offering $25 for the mystery boxes that are also pictured.
Don Pardo, tell Ms. Lola what she has won in the Mystery Box!
Just sounds ever so dirty in a corner-worthy sort of way
Look out ladies! The Cap’n’s at it again! 🙂
Right? This is like one of those “spot the hidden objects” games. A really, really bad one.
Weal beryl coming out of the dump heap when it comes.
Weal beryl coming out of the garden when it comes
Weal beryl coming ’round the tool shed
Weal beryl coming towards the dirt pile
Weal beryl coming out of the dump heap when it comes.
She’ll be comin’ around the mountain was the first thing that came to mind when I read weal beryl, and you beat me to it. I need to wake up earlier. When do geckos generally rise?
Rising Geckos is IF’s Flying Lizards cover band.
When there are flies on the wall.
Or he has a commercial to shoot.
OMV… you should have written your verse. Something that we can sing at the campfire, while roasting the live jakets.
But after reading yours, I stopped thinking.
So sad to see that Lisa Douglas has resorted to selling Oliver’s things on Craigslist after the bitter split.
I wonder who got custody of Arnold?
Was there ever a hippopotamus on that show? Because I swear the thing in the top flower pot in the second picture is a mummified hippo head.
Oh, the weal on the beryl goes round and round,
round and round, round and round.
The weal on the beryl goes round and round
Over the ground.
Oh, the gardening thing is twenty five bucks,
twenty five bucks, twenty five bucks.
The gardening thing is twenty five bucks.
Both really sucks.
Oh, the beryl on the weal hauls dirt dirt dirt,
dirt dirt dirt, dirt dirt dirt.
The beryl on the weal hauls dirt dirt dirt
who will be the firts?
I’m waiting for someone to place an ad that says:
We’ll borrow – $45.00
Because sooner or later, you know someone will.
Saw one the other day for a “1 whee borrow”
I’ve had some joyless days in my life, but I’ve never wanted temporary use of just a single glee or japery. (Perhaps it’s the thought of having to give it back after being done with it–like can I “borrow” that designer cupcake for a while; I’ll bring it back, promise! Ick, no, you keep it.)
[corey]The term “bar ditch” comes from using a wheelbarrow to “borrow” soil from either side of a road way, to create the raised, crowned road bed.
The term “barry ditch” is similar, borrow->borry/barry being the construction.
Also, a two-wheeled “wheelbarrow” is called a “mason’s borrow” or “mason’s wheelbarrow.” The second wheel helps carry more weight, or wet product like mortar or concrete, with less side-to-side tipping. The two wheels are a bit less nimble than a single wheel, though.
(Oddly, very few professional masons use mason’s borrows–probably because they are more expensive to buy, with twice the number of tires to maintain.)
[/corey]
Weal, weal, weal your thing
gardening all the way.
berylly, berylly, berylly, berylly…
I don’t know what to say.
*Bum City*
Life is full of decay.
Be careful of that weal beryl, it could fly off the handle at any minute.
Don’t let it fool you, it has a True Temper.
Sparky had to sell his
Thing 1 and Thing 2
Thing 1 was green
The other, kind of blue.
Mrs. Sparky said
“Those Things gotta go!
I don’t care if you burn them
Or throw them out in the snow!”
Sniffing and sobbing
He placed a small ad
On Craigslist, even tho
It made him sadder than sad.
With the dough he made selling
Thing 1 and Thing 2
He took Mrs. Sparky
On a trip to the zoo.
While she leaned over the fence
Looking at not.a.lion
He pushed her in the pen
Without even tryin’.
“I’m free!” he shouted
“The old lady is done!”
And he went straight to the store
And bought a new Thing 2 and Thing 1.
What’s not very hard
to roll across yards
and hauls your stuff all around?
A thing, a thing, a gardening thing!
Everyone knows a weal beryl!
Weal beryl! Weal beryl!
For some it’s a wonderful toy!
Weal beryl! Weal beryl!
It’s hard to believe it! Oh boy!
“Hooked on Phonics” fail
“Huck done Fawn-X” Fay’ll
If ghostie changes her mind, I can have this to go with my farm thing.
I am Sure.Happy.It’s.Thursday !
Wealy?
Just berylly.
I knew her.
I wish I had this weal beryl to haul my stuff from the gate we landedat in Minneapolis to the one I’m a now. Concourse B at MSP is in Detroit.
Ralph, the box looks very nautical with those life jakets strewn around. Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Beryl Ives!