YSaC, Vol. 1339: aigsli .
2012 September 13
ooden
leg massa
I can’t help but feel I’m missing something here. Maybe this will help:
ion – $1
rab
Yup. Much better.
Thanks, Lisa!
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I thought this joke smelt, but this guy really knew how to drop the bass. And it flopped around everywhere…
The song of the Ood seems off somehow . . .
Isn’t the ooden where all the Ood live?
Only on odd Wednesdays.
Odd Wednesdays are so much more fun than Casual Fridays.
Hafta, there’s plastic on all the furniture in the ooparlour.
Shaka, when the walls fell!
I’d like to buy a clue, Pat. I seem fresh out.
Ions cost $1 each now? We used to produce them in bulk for a heck of a lot less.
Back in the day, you could buy them wholesale in cases! The economy is really slipping.
Those could be useful next time I’m hard up for words in Scrabble…
Lost my decoder ring. But I think I know where to get some cereal boxes from the 70’s and maybe I can find a replacement.
misjay,
lacawates jeebus!
valtrus-suka, $1
or #2 gerberts
I know that I wrote the gerberts post, but … I love that post. Allow me to link to it for a bit of promotion.
“they’re good with children, the elderly, and a light peanut sauce.”
8) That will keep me smiling all day!
Ahh, the memories – and the nausea brought on by Taco’s hypothetical meatshake. Good times.
(For some reason the spellchecker considers “meatshake” a word but “Ahh” has one of those red squiggles under it. Weird.)
Yep, this was one of those that had me in tears from laughter.
Meatshake, eh?
http://web.archive.org/web/20040825215914/meatshake.com/
Gerberts ‘ new flavor.
“leg massa”
I don’t know, Sparky, that sounds kinda racist to me. I’m sending Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson over to speak to you about it.
It’s been a long time time since we’ve had a “Mr Sharpton on line 1” comment.
monkey – Mr. Sharpton on line 1 for you! He wants to know if you’re responsible for the ad or the enlightenment.
If it’s the latter, he’s coming to get you.
If it’s the former, he’s sending someone else to get you.
Monkey, please! I ain’t afraid of no Al Sharpton!
Well, that hairdo does give me pause. Or paws.
Well, it does say that AIG is sly, or Sli (no mention of a family stone, tho-)
You can do that, but I’m not sure they’ll have a leg to stand on.
Let’s try the anagram method.
“ooden leg massa” = “Mega Ass Noodle”.
“ion rab” = “Brain-O”, which I’m guessing is some dollar store brand of brain bleach, which I now need after imagining “Mega Ass Noodle”.
Mega Ass Noodle is IF’s Megadeth/Hayseed Dixie mash-up cover band. Well, it was, but they broke up.
Hungry? Need brains? Shamble over to your nearest supermarket and pick up a can of Brain-O! Now with 30% more cerebellums!
Does it come in diet?
Or bacon-flavored; nearly everything’s better with bacon.
*writes on to-do list*
“Use phrase ‘mega ass noodle’ at least once in conversation today. Good name for that ijit in Shipping that can’t load the trucks right.”
Mega-ass noodle?
Mega ass-noodle?
Punctuation – she is your friend. 🙂
Naw, I think I’ll just deliver it like this:
megaassnoodle
And I have to find a new target. The ijit in Shipping is very big and has lots of tattoos and a short temper and dear Jeebus I don’t want to make him mad.
If you combine the two, it becomes “reasons: bold egomania”
I think we’re getting closer.
If you rab an ion, expect a visit from the Department of Ion Protection.
DIP levies some pretty stiff penalties for that sort of thing.
Maybe one or the other is some sort of obscure objay dart, and we just ain’t
sufisti,suphisti, uppity enough to reconize it…I think ‘ooden’ is one of them faincee horses doovers* I heard tell about.
*yep, spelled hors d’oeuvres but it didn’t keep my mother from constantly saying it wrong for years….much to my delight
Hehe, I like using the term Horse doovers too. I also like going into a mexican restaurant and ask, “What’s a fa jite uh?” And my mother, when she wanted a new pet would say, “Let’s all go down to the dog pond.”
True story – my mother tried to teach her high school boyfriend how to say “Merci beaucoup, monsieur” but it would always come out as “Mercy buckets, Mr. Monster.”
It’s Bookay.
” Fra-GEE-lay. That must be Italian”
As kids we used to pronounce “Merci beaucoup” as “murky buckets”. My dad taught French. Poor man, he must have despaired of us.
My mum also told the tale of her father, who fought in France in WWI, and used to say “San Fairy Anne” if something didn’t bother him. Ca ne fait rien. Accents are wonderful things.
Isn’t that how the Swedish Chef used to open his show? Ooden hoorf durven or some such?
I have a pilot by the name of Rab in an online game. He has an Ion cannon as well. He paid a whole lot more than $1 for it though. I wonder if there are any decent ships available on CL.
Sorry, I have an illness that affects the funny bone. That’s why I’ve only been lurking lately.
OMG, it’s already started! The Illuminati have chosen Craigslist for the first part of the code. We have to start monitoring eBay for the next sequence. New World Order to commence in 10… 9… 8… 7…
‘Twas brillig, and the massa leg
Did gyre and gimble in the ooden
All mimsy was the ion rab
$1 for a clue, then?
I tried going down that path, Demon, but I just couldn’t make it work.
Kudos to you.
My cheapie off-brand keyboard is horrible for not registering key strokes, bizarrely reading them in the wrong order, reading a neighboring key or refusing to shift to symbols at random, but I take the time to go back through even a quick chat message and proofread. It takes you three click-throughs to post on CL now, so how did Sparky not manage to notice half the words were missing? I think the first one he was trying for wooden leg massager, and the other is possibly iron bar, but then I’m used to trying to decipher what my keyboard was SUPPOSED to type. I wonder if Sparky has a Dynex keyboard?
Would that be a massager for a wooden leg, or a leg massager made out of wood?
Snerk. “Wood.”
AFTERTHOUGHT: A massager for a wooden leg would be kind of silly, woodn’t it? Why would a wooden leg need massaging? Unless you just wanted to buff it to a healthy shine. Is that the equivalent of shaving a real leg? Or putting lotion on it? Am I thinking too hard on this? Did I just say “hard on”?
Snerk. Yes, yes I did.
“It massages the lemon oil into its leg…”
Y’know how it is, some people just like to sit around all day polishing their wood.
[ooden corey] I can’t be certain, but I think these came from two different Sparkii. They were posted on the same day in the same category, however. Guess the category and I’ll buy you a gerbertini. [/corey]
I’m going to guess “Furniture” since that’s the category our benevolent LlamaNun (BBUH) has them listed under.
She does? Where are you seeing that? I only see the tags at the top.
*sigh*
Oh well, here’s your gerbertini. Hey, I’ll bet you a buck I can drink it without using my hands!
Never mind, I found it. Learning curve? What learning curve?
Normally, Woden only gave leg massages on Wednesdays, but evidently craigslist has allowed him to expand his services. He lets Ion do the back rubs, however.
Personally, I prefer Asdfgh; he’s more holistic.
[matte]Honsetly! Pelople!
Itz a simpl mizspelling!
Obviousl a call to the Ood for that famous dough (masa in Espanish, realy ppl, spail it) of Leg. And leg are common on Krop Tor, and are orgainc and gluetn-free and naterual an helthy.
Honestly!
Ebrybody knos this!
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I am so glad you stopped by to enlighten us, Anne.
::wanders off muttering about blogspeak and kittens and shit::
Kittens are gluten-free?
You’re asking God for manna on Kryptonite.
That’s what I got out of that. That, and a headache.
The second one is definitely not.a.lion
Meesa ooden leg massa
Ion rab!!!
Well, Lou Stool, tomorrow you will wake up with a bruise and not even know that you were in the box. Too bad. Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Mega!