YSaC, Vol 1437: Hey there, doll face
2013 January 29
puppys for tread
i have tiny youkies all shouts and deworrom up to date house trean babby doll face 12 weeks old need a good home ###-###-#### aallen lets tread what you have call me im looking for rings guns m/c or what ever you have just let me know what you have
I.. you know what? It’s just too easy. I think I’ll just talk about nuclear physics, or chess, or Prokofiev. There’s no sport in this one. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel. With a gun. That you traded a puppy for. A youkie puppy. Of course, many puppies can be pretty youky before they’re housebroken. But I’m sure I could tread..
Oh crap. I’m making fun of the post, aren’t? I SAID it was too easy.
Thanks for the fassfischegeschießen, Jessica!
Don’t tread on my puppys or I will have my babby shouts at youkies. Don’t be fooled by babby’s doll face – it was treaned by Dr. House and will kill you by dewormming.
Great — I can use the puppys for the tread on the stairs leading to the aria rogue. I’ll offer aallen an antic aardvark.
Ethan Aallen, hoisting the “Don’t Tread on Me” flag, traded puppies for guns to fight the Battle of Youktown.
Is that the new urban assault weapon, ring guns? I think there would be a higher instance of people shooting themselves with those. *thinking* This could be a good thing!
Ring guns? Are they anything like rail guns? Do they shoot rings instead of bullets? If they do I wonder what would happen if I loaded in The One Ring?
Everybody give a big shout-out to M/C Babby Doll Face.
Now you’re just braggin’, Sparky.
I don’t think tiny youkies are anything to brag about, even if they are all shouts and deworrom.
Let’s see what I’ve got laying around;
A partridge in a pear tree – I got this for Beesmas but I’m not really a fan of Danny Bonaduce so he’s just taking up space in my yard.
Two turtledoves – They didn’t turn out like I had hoped, apparently you can’t just glue a bird onto the back of an amphibian. It doesn’t end well.
Three French hens – All they do is lounge around the barnyard smoking cigarettes, drinking espresso, and making rude clucking noises at the other chickens.
Four calling birds – I’ve changed my number three times and they still keep texting me!
It may just be me, but the idea of a dog with a baby face is just plain creepy. I think Donald Sutherland encountered one once, and had to be on the lookout for pods thereafter. Pods with bad grammar.
Let’s see, the nine rings of power went to men, seven rings to the dwarves, three to the elves, and Frodo got the one ring. I don’t remember any reference to any rings going to the Youkies.
Maybe Sparky should hook up the the Holly Hobbit owner. It is, after all, difficult to find anyone to share in an adventure. Especially one that involves treading on puppys in search of rings.
Hmm, I have a few rings Sparky. Do you want the one I nabbed on the merry-go-round? No? Well then I guess it’ll have to be the one I found in the CrackerJack box. Or wait, I know! How about this (rummaging through the garage) piston ring?!
I have ring around the collar and a bathtub ring…
…and then there is this video with a creepy chick and strange images at least that is what I was told was on it, everyone who watched it is dead and I haven’t gotten around to hooking up my old VCR.
[corey]FYI, tire shops generally wont take youkie pups as payment for new treads.[/corey]
One, that is the silliest corey ever. 8)
I don’t have any m/c’s hanging around my house, but then, my house is not up to date. It’s a fabric house from yesteryear and it’s infested with tiny herkies. Adding tiny youkies would just complicate my past tents.
How is babby trean?
This person has no sole. Sparky doesn’t know that having tread on your shoes doesn’t make you a good person.
…and sacrificing puppys for a new sole is just wrong.
Yes, these puppies really do need a good home. I’d take them in, but the missus is vixated on us making our own.
If you can’t be with the treadmill you love, love the tread you have.
Have youkie, will tread.
[insert witty thing to say, except flummoxed by juxtaposition of free-tread and blood-youkies really requiring m/c Crowbar, rings of pudding fire, and coldgunplay–non of which is very humorous, even in satirical form]
Pretty sure Sparky spelled his own name wrong. His.own.name.
:takes massive pull on flask, wanders off shaking head and muttering musings about whether eugenics is really that bad after all:
I keep trying to make fun of it but I just keep busting out laughing.
What do you want to bet that they will still poop willies all over the carpet.
First off, the treads on my stairs are made of kittens; I could NEVER use pupplies for that purpose. Second, Sparky, please read and learn, that’s not how you spell yucky. It does raise the question though as to what a yucky looks like. It must be a cross-breed but of what? Oh, maybe a yorkie and a ducky! Is that even possible?
ghostie and Ducky, the box won’t be the same without you. Luckily you will be back soon, individually, together, or with other Snarkers. We can rest easy. Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Huddersfield Ben!
Aw man, youkies and babbies! I miss the best crap! Why didn’t I look yesterday? I was certainly bored enough at work to do so. Dang it.