YSaC, Vol. 1454: Louie Louie Edition!
2013 February 21
OK, the title has nothing to do with the post, but I have a great fondness for the number (and the chord progression) 1454.
COUGAR RUG – $450
COUGAR RUG. Like new condition. Been hanging on a wall, maybe 10 years. About 5 foot
3 to tail to head. Looks great $450 Cash only ###-###-#### This would look great on any wall
Aargh! That’s terrifying! That’s even worthy of a Wilhelm scream:
[audio:http://www.yousuckatcraigslist.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/WilhelmScream_64kb.mp3]No, not the cougar – that’s just creepy. But the blue ruffle? That’s horrific!
[audio:http://www.yousuckatcraigslist.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/WilhelmScream_64kb.mp3]Thanks for the link, Lyle!
How much extra to have the fangs bedazzled?
No, there’s only 4 foots, the other one is a tail. Silly Sparky!
A cougar is a cat, right? So obviously, about 5 foot is a new form of cat math. We just have to know how to count them.
I think this cougar died of embarrassment when it heard it was going to be trimmed in bilious blue and hung on the wall. Poor cougar. Is it a cougar? Or is it a Not.A.Cougar.? I’m not really up on my wild animals.
Yes, a cougar (aka mountain lion). A cougar run over by a steamroller, but a cougar all the same.
The authoritative Calvin and Hobbes agrees with you:
http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1987/11/21
Calvin & Hobbes – My favorite comic strip!
Can’t sleep, scary kitty wall-rug will eat my face.
:rocks back and forth:
Flat kitty
Worn kitty
Creepy slab of fur
Happy kitty
Smiling kitty
Purr, purr, purr
First my Favorite Comic strip and now the funniest show on television! My day is complete!
*amazed to find someone on the internet who likes The Big Bang Theory and doesn’t think it’s discriminating against nerds* (really, the amount of people I’ve seen taking a silly sitcom way too seriously is disheartening)
I was kind of surprised the first time I saw someone bashing the show for its “unrealistic” portrayals; it’s fiction that’s meant to be funny, not a biography.
This post was worth it, if only for the Wilhelm Scream reference.
*push me off a cliff*
It looks like kitty is charging up to unleash his special attack move.
“3 to tail to head.” So this rug is for a cougar threesome? Especially cougars with matching blue hair?
Cat math, twice in the same post? Isn’t that a sign of the apocalypse?
Close – it’s a sign of the apocatlypse, which is only terrifying until it gets bored and wanders off to take a nap in a sunny spot.
And we all dance the apocatlypso!
“3 to tail to head” is the new “2 to tango”
It would look even greater if it was still on the cougar.
See! Proof that inside, all kitties are just ruffly, fluffly (it’s a word now, bitches!), yard(s) of fun!
This kitty appears to have had a prom dress inside him.
Yes, wellll….umm…… Anita Broadchest did seem to be missing from the after-party. This could explain a LOT.
Wasn’t her date Mike Hookoo wearing a white tux with a two-tone blue ruffled shirt? *tum-dah-dum-tum-DUM!*
Is it just me, or does that ruffly under the head look like something worn by 16th century royalty?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Darnley_stage_3.jpg
This rug looks surprised to see us
/typo-math-spacing-corey
The line that reads ‘About 5 foot’ and then breaks to the next line that reads ‘3 to tail to head’ looks like it may have been an honest typo/mistake.
Perhaps it should have read ‘About 5 foot 3, tail to head.’ and Sparky got distracted by the fact that the cougar was now at least 6 inches closer to the desk than it had been just a few minutes ago. Hence, the break and typos.
Just sayin’
/end typo-math-spacing-corey
Hey! I think you may be right. I’d say you’re very.
My brain refuses to process the blue ruffles.
Grrrrrr!!!!!!!! That’s a distant cousin of mine, that is. We did have some doubts as to his sexual proclivities but its such a shame for the family to see it ending in blue satin frills. RIP Cougar Cyde.
Don’t worry; here on the Other Side he looks fabulous!
Looks like the aftermath of a nasty accident. Cougars and skydiving just don’t mix.
Immortalized at the exact moment the 5-year-old stuck his tail into the electrical outlet.
Yeah, like every Tom & Jerry cartoon ever made!
Suffering staggering monetary losses due to their latest movie flop Space Jam III, Warner Bros. tried to recoup some value by selling off some of their lesser known assets.
In a bold, unprecedented move, the studio turned to the Lists of Craig to offer up their resources, both tangible and intangible, thinking that no one would notice the true nature of the wares being proffered.
They had not realized, however, that Pete’s fan club had been perusing the Lists of Craig for several years prior.
The advertisement was quickly pulled when the studio department heads discovered the equation that COUGAR does not equate to NOT.A.PUMA
In related news, Pauly Shore hasn’t been seen since Bio-Dome was released.
I think that no matter what wall it is put on, it will look like it was badly photoshopped in.
Well, that’s just Ducky! Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Chuck Testa!