YSaC, Vol. 1640: On a hippie trail, head full of zombie

2013 December 16

[cemetery name] burial plot – $2300


Looking to trade plot for wide variety of stuff; will consider all possibilties

That could take a while. I mean, I’ve got a perfectly good bag full of hammers, cedar shavings, tennis balls, and a live okapi, but I have to sit here and wait while you consider ALL possibilities. I mean, it takes me twenty minutes sometimes to decide where to have lunch, and you’ve got to start from there, then get through the various possibilities for unifying quantum mechanics and general relativity, the possibility that Oswald acted with help from the Quaker Oats guy, and every possible slash fiction configuration between the casts of “Community” and “The Importance of Being Earnest.”

Well, let me know when you’re ready.

Thanks for the post, Kit!

23 Responses leave one →
  1. 2013 December 16
    meeshybee permalink

    *gasp* Oh my god! Sherlock! You’re alive! But… I saw you jump! How… nevermind. Does John know?

    Don’t mind me. I’ll just be over in my little fandom corner waiting for Season 3 to start.

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    • 2013 December 16

      :offers Meeshie a coffee slice:

      Stay strong, sister.

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  2. 2013 December 16

    The burial plot exists in a superposition of states, which will collapse into a single state once someone makes a lowball offer.

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    • 2013 December 16

      * Burial plot may or may not contain traces of Austrian physicist.

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      • 2013 December 16
        CapnMac permalink

        Or Walter White.

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  3. 2013 December 16
    MissMommyNiceNice permalink

    Have you Considered ascending to heaven in the noodly arms of the Great Spaghetti Monster?

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    • 2013 December 16

      Ra-men!

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    • 2013 December 16
      meeshybee permalink

      For thine are Meatballs, and the beer, and the strippers, for ever and ever. R’Amen.

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    • 2013 December 16
      MissMommyNiceNice permalink

      And on the third day he said unto them, “let there be linguini” and there was and it was good.

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      • 2013 December 16
        nojazzhere permalink

        [your name here] World Domination Plot–$$$ OBO
        __________________________________________

        Looking to trade plot to take over the world for wide variety of stuff (as long as it starts with “$” and ends with lots of zeros)….will consider all possibilities….Have been plotting for years…someday it’s got to work!!!! (sigh)
        ………..signed, Brain

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      • 2013 December 16
        CapnMac permalink

        At half-past three, though, the toddlers all said gnocci and refussilli to take their naps.

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  4. 2013 December 16

    “Whose lonely grave is this, spirit?”

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  5. 2013 December 16

    Ralphie, you’re song will live forever in the anals of YSaC! Punchity Punch Punch!

    Good Morning Spell Checkers!

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    • 2013 December 16
      Not-a-[censored] Lion permalink

      I played Spell Checkers once. I was kinged with a lesser spell and now I am Not-a-Lion any more.

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  6. 2013 December 16
    camille permalink

    Dan, is that the bag full of hammers that all of the Sparkies are dumber than?

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  7. 2013 December 16
    Irregular Fractal permalink

    I’m fairly certain that the last two entries in that list overlap.

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  8. 2013 December 16

    Has Sparky considered the possibility of a Vegemite sandwich?

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    • 2013 December 16
      Irregular Fractal permalink

      Now see, maybe it’s just my ‘Murkin bias, but half the time I hear the titular lyric as “On a hippie trailhead full of zombies.” This make sense to me – zombies are generally not big on hiking, and the best choke point to catch a good set of hiker brains would be at the trailhead.

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  9. 2013 December 16
    CapnMac permalink

    Hey, Spark’
    I gots a gunpowder plot, but it could crater at any moment; my whiskey plot ran aground at John Harper’s Ferry.
    Perhaps you need something simpler
    Like, Boy meets Girl. Girl hates Uncle. Gets Boy to murder Uncle, but cannot get the spot out afterwards .
    Uncle then marries Sister, which Son thinks is a gold-digging play for the throne. Boy acts a bit loopy, enough to push Girlfriend over the edge. Boy stages a play. There’swordplay and every one snuffs it. The End.

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    • 2013 December 16

      I love that play, especially the bit with the dog.

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      • 2013 December 16
        SilvaNoir permalink

        “OUT DAMNED SPOT!”

        *Spot whimpers, slinking out of the room with his tail between his legs*

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    • 2013 December 16
      nojazzhere permalink

      I saw that play….must have been in French….could barely understand a damn word in it….

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  10. 2013 December 16
    Ralph permalink

    Maybe Sparky would like to trade for a cask of Amontillado? It’s another well-used burial plot.

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