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YSaC, Vol. 220: Victoria’s Secret is missing this niche market.

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Warning: this post mentions the existence of underwear and some rather specific fetishes involved therein. Possibly NSFW (if you work in a convent), or potentially offensive if you believe in magic protective underwear.

Some variations on both sides of a theme:

panties for sale – $50

size xsmall and small
thongs, boyshorts, lace and silk!
i am a college student trying to pay for books!

I know books are expensive these days, but is this really the best option? I mean, over getting an actual job?

Buy my worn panties!

My name is Tiffany. I’m 25 5 10 and 120#. Blonde hair and blue eyes. For $30 I will send you a pair of my used worn panties that I will masturbate in before sending. For $50 you will get my panties and a 30 minute dvd of me playing with myself. If interested email me and i will give you the info.

You know, for actual return on investment, I’d have to go with Tiffany’s offer.

Gorgeous 24 yr old girl’s worn panties

Fun, sexy girl selling her fragrant used panties to a generous gentleman. We will only meet in public, no disrespectful requests please. The most generous offer gets them.

Fragrant? I think they make a cream for that now.

Okay, so the supply side of the equation is there. What about the demand?

Looking for lightly worn panties

I’m looking for an open-minded woman who wouldn’t mind sharing her lightly worn panties or other lingerie items. I’m not interested in a sexual encounter or an exchange of sexual services but do have a panty-fetish I’d like to explore. Straight exchange. Please reply with pics and details. Thanks.

Worn panties wanted $$$

Hello.

nice guy here and I’m interested in buying some worn panties and pantyhose from a nice student or housewife! I am very discreet and will travel to you if needed.

Please reply with a way for me to contact you and pic if possible thanks

Hello ladies I’m looking to buy your worn panties $$ – m4w

Hello ladies I’m looking to buy your worn panties.

If you are good looking and wiling to sell me your freshly worn panties with a picture of you wearing them please email me back with your asking price.

Thanks.

Oh. Clearly, I’m in the wrong business.

Comments

28 responses to “YSaC, Vol. 220: Victoria’s Secret is missing this niche market.”

  1. candace Avatar
    candace

    OMFG – wow, I’m in the wrong business too! I guess it beats donating blood or working at McD’s.

    1. "Jim" Avatar
      “Jim”

      This has been an internet thing since day one. Ask your guy friends, they’ve heard of it.

  2. Courtney Avatar
    Courtney

    I don’t know, guys. I think we have some possible love connections here!

  3. Monica Hamburg Avatar
    Monica Hamburg

    I like 3rd gals specification that she get “no disrespectful requests”. I’d be interested in what that entailed…

  4. Libbie Avatar
    Libbie

    its hard not to disrespect…. :/

  5. Amaia Avatar
    Amaia

    How sad is my life as a poor grad student that I’m thinking, hmmm…that’s not such a bad idea?

  6. Ed Avatar
    Ed

    Sadly the market for used boxers isn’t as hot at the moment 🙁

  7. Manda Avatar
    Manda

    Freak Out! Nooowwww I find out that my underwear could actually pay for themselves! What a world! lol

  8. Jackie Avatar
    Jackie

    Some friends and I were idly kicking around the idea of a custom-worn panties online store. The customer would choose the panties (we would stock a variety of styles) and the wearer. Pricing would depend on how long the panties were worn, with extra charges for any special requests. Sounds like we could actually make some money if we decided to start it.

  9. Jane Avatar
    Jane

    This used to be a brisk trade on eBay years ago until they ruled it out. I knew a cheerful and practical lady who had a nice income from this.

  10. katey Avatar
    katey

    has the economy gotten to me so much that i don’t think this is such a terrible idea? wow.

  11. K.T. Slager Avatar
    K.T. Slager

    Similarly, and sadly, instead of “ewww” I’m thinking “hmmm…”, and believe that an enterprising group of young women could make a pretty penny from this business. Didn’t they have used-panties dispensers in Japan or something? Do they still? Did they ever?

  12. drmk Avatar
    drmk

    Amaia, Jackie, katey, KT — I’m in.

  13. Kristen Avatar
    Kristen

    I’d totally go for this. I don’t care what happens to my used panties, and I’d have new panties every day – never do pantie laundry again! Sounds like a win win, as long as the pervs don’t have to know where I live!

  14. Avatar
    Anonymous

    i had no idea panties were so lucrative. gross

  15. Van Avatar
    Van

    I have a feeling we’re going to see a big increase in “used panties for sale” postings based on this YSaC!

  16. chrissy Avatar
    chrissy

    i sell my used shoes to some shoe fetish guys. i just try to not think of what they do with them after they get them hah.

  17. Rin Twisted Avatar
    Rin Twisted

    KT- I can’t believe it, but you’re right about the Japanese panty vending thing- it’s on Snopes!

    http://www.snopes.com/risque/kinky/panties.asp

  18. Bob Avatar
    Bob

    What did this have to do with mormons?

    1. drmk Avatar
      drmk

      @Bob — I figured Mormons might be offended at the idea of someone selling their used underwear, since they believe their underwear has magical protective qualities. If I had magic underwear I probably wouldn’t sell it.

      1. Spark Avatar
        Spark

        Your comments about magic underwear come MUCH closer to being offensive to Mormons than anything else in this post. Just fyi. It’s not really nice to mock somebody’s beliefs.

        1. HardyHar Avatar
          HardyHar

          Yes but what if somebody’s beliefs are just really stupid?

  19. Durka Dur Avatar
    Durka Dur

    Arhg! Why don’t they buy and sell used tampons!?! Yeah, that’s right! You sick, sick people. SICK! What’s worse, a pederast or some a-hole making a $50 exchange for a pair of used panties? I would go with the latter.

    1. kate Avatar
      kate

      What’s a “pederast”? Because I can’t make an informed decision until I know what that is. It sounds bad, but it can’t be that bad if it’s better than buying used underwear.

      1. Wendy Avatar
        Wendy

        It is bad…and much worse:

        ped·er·ast (pd-rst)
        n.
        A man who has sexual relations, especially anal intercourse, with a boy.

      2. andy Avatar
        andy

        “What’s a pederast, Walter?”

        “Shut the fuck up, Donny.”

  20. ZODIAC Avatar
    ZODIAC

    so how about we accept the free underpants from the free sections throughout the country, and then sell them to these…errrmm.. upstanding gentlemen?

  21. Jessica Reid Avatar
    Jessica Reid

    Selling used panties & male fetishes! 😉 Email me Jessica.reid92@yahoo.com

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