YSaC, Vol. LVIII
2008 September 28
Faux Fur Dog Coat/Jacket NEW (Large) Adorable Ivory w/ pearl detail – $15
$15 Cash! Faux-fur jacket with ribbon and pearl-like accent at the neck. 16” at neck, 17” at back, 22” around middle.
It’s a good thing the dog is wearing a fur coat. It looks really pleased about it as well.
Actually, the dog sort of looks like it would talk with a snooty British accent. “I say, Jeeves, can you hold my fur coat out of the way while I drink out of the toilet? Thank you, my good man.”
This should have the “humanity is doomed” tag. 😛
I could see some trashy loser putting a fur coat on a small hairless dog… but seeing one on a yorkie… the most useless dog in the world, just makes me cringe.
To date, I have never met a yorkie owner who knows how to train it to not pee in their house. Consequently, most yorkie owners tend to smell like dog piss, since they’re acclimated to the scent, and don’t smell it on their clothes. But the rest of the world can…
Do people not know that God created dogs with their own personal fur coats already? I just don’t get this dress-your-dog thing.
*Gags on ice chips from her drink* Oh my God!
1) That poor dog
2) I gagged on my ice chips again from the comment. “I say Jeeves…” XD
That dog looks like it has an epic frown that goes beyond the borders of its head, thanks to that ridiculous cut.
I’m thinking I want to adopt a pet skunk and dress it in skunk-fur jackets and hats. I WOULD HAVE A META-SKUNK.
All of the other dogs are going to laugh at you when they find out the pearl is fake!
Why is this ad triggering google to give me ads for cough syrup? I’ve seen one every time i’ve clicked back to it.
It makes no sense to me.
Here’s what I’m getting:
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Maybe they have better dog jackets than craigslist…
I think google is telling us that anyone who puts a dog that has fur in a fur jacket has been drinking copious amounts of cough syrup.
I can’t be the only person to notice “(Large)” being used to describe a jacket for one of the smallest dog breeds.
I could get that for my cat, but I prefer having skin on my arms.
Why?
Because we like you.
M-o-u-s-e
*Puts on
rainfur coat, rolls over and wags*Nobody pet the puppy’s tummy!
I’m too sexy for my fur,
Too sexy for my fur,
So sexy, I have to frown.
You keep saying you’ve got something for me.
something you call fur, but confess.
You’ve been fauxin’ where you shouldn’t have been a fauxin’
and now someone else is gettin’ all the best.
These legs are made for liftin’, and that’s just what they’ll do
One of these days I’m gunna lift my leg all over you.
The meter of that last line is off. How about “I’m gonna lift my leg on you“?
It’s closer to a foot.
What?
You keep using that word…
I’ve never seen a Yorkie with a 16″ neck. Does the poor thing have a goiter?
That is one disapproving dog. It makes me feel like I should be doing something more productive with my life than be looking at pictures of it.
“Is you dog’s unsightly mange making it look unfashionable? Does it no longer accessorize with this winter’s styles? Is your social calendar too full to take your pet to the vet? Then why not buy this stylish fur coat for your furry dog! Warning: May void your soul. May void your dog’s soul. Do not buy this if you value your dignity and/or are not a member of Congress
For dogs in PETA who are ashamed to be wearing real fur.
HamCan, kelli, and ratwoman, you are well aware of the seriousness of your snark. Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Leeds!