YSaC, Vol. 1570: C’est L’Armore

2013 August 2

Armore 1860-1880&cabin full of toys – $1


Armore made in the 1860-1880 !

In very good shape ! !

Restored in 1985 !

come in three pieces !

Bottom come off !

tops come off !

has a drawer on bottom !

has mirror on the door !

ASKING $750.00 for the Armore! or b. o.

Also have a cabin full of toys that i would sell!!



This is a post!

It’s a Craigslist post!

It sucks!

It was sent in by Clay!

Thanks Clay!

Also, a cabin would hold a LOT of toys!

38 Responses leave one →
  1. 2013 August 2

    When the glare hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s armore!

    Adores: 11
    • 2013 August 2
      Demon Duck of Doom permalink

      When there’s sweat on your thighs and your pit’s drawing flies, that’s b. o.

      Adores: 5
  2. 2013 August 2

    come in three pieces !

    Bottom come off !

    tops come off !

    This is relevant to my interests, and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

    Adores: 14
    • 2013 August 2
      camille permalink

      If your bottom comes off, consult your physician immediately.

      Adores: 6
      • 2013 August 2
        CapnMac permalink

        And the Emergency Department if for four hours’ or more.

        Adores: 1
      • 2013 August 2

        come in three pieces !
        Bottom come off !
        tops come off !

        In my experience, the tops usually come off first.

        Adores: 3
        • 2013 August 2
          CapnMac permalink

          Not if it’s just a quickie <g>

          Adores: 0
    • 2013 August 2
      nojazzhere permalink

      Come in three pieces!
      Bottom come off!
      Tops come off!
      Has a drawer on bottom!
      has mirror on door!

      (whew!) Is it just me…or did anyone else get aroused just reading this????

      Adores: 6
      • 2013 August 2

        Why do you think I’m making bad jokes I’m the comments section?

        I gotta take my focus off it somehow!

        Adores: 4
        • 2013 August 2
          Kaziganthi permalink

          Aha! So you are the comments section! I always wondered who the comment section was.

          Adores: 4
      • 2013 August 2
        penguin permalink

        Needs a stripper pole – maybe that’s one of the “toys”

        Adores: 0
  3. 2013 August 2

    Is this heavy armore or light armore? I want to know if my wizard can equip it.

    Adores: 7
    • 2013 August 2
      Irregular Fractal permalink

      *puts on robe and wizard hat*

      *puts on armor*

      *woefully thrashes about*

      I think that’s a no.

      Adores: 4
      • 2013 August 2

        Your wizard needs food!
        Your wizard needs food!
        Your wizard needs food!

        Your wizard has died.

        DAMN IT!

        Adores: 4
        • 2013 August 2
          Kaziganthi permalink

          Gauntlet reference for the win!

          Adores: 1
    • 2013 August 2
      CapnMac permalink

      Rolls for Initiative, fails to achieve Armoire Class & is turned into a rug.

      Adores: 2
      • 2013 August 2
        Windrose permalink

        You must build more pile ons.

        Adores: 0
        • 2013 August 2
          CapnMac permalink

          Keep trying, but I can’t seem to roll a double double to get this empire of automans to stop standing on me . . . knew I shoulda been nicer to the DM . . .

          Stoopit D12S four at a time [rolls, again]

          Adores: 1
  4. 2013 August 2

    So, I can get a Full Of Toys for one dollar, but the armore 1860 costs $1880&cabin?

    Man, screw that, I’m just gonna buy a Not.A.Lion pelt rug instead.

    Adores: 4
  5. 2013 August 2
    PrincessLuceval permalink

    I have a feeling that does NOT lead to Narnia.

    Adores: 8
    • 2013 August 2

      Nope, it just leads to Ye Olde Jacketse.

      Adores: 4
  6. 2013 August 2

    I just noticed that the cabin full of toys appears to be placed obnoxiously between two bedroom doors, according to the camera angle.

    That must suck to wake up in the morning and walk right into hard wood when you’re just trying to get a cup of coffee.

    (I know, I know. I’ll just go to my corner now.)

    Adores: 11
    • 2013 August 2
      Irregular Fractal permalink

      Well, that’s where it started, but that last picture tells me that OH MY GOD IT’S COMING RIGHT AT US!

      Adores: 5
      • 2013 August 2

        Get down!

        Hide behind the ottben- er, the autoni- uh, the dominion…

        That stool! Hide behind that stool!

        Adores: 9
        • 2013 August 2
          CapnMac permalink

          Lou is here!? Where?

          Adores: 2
  7. 2013 August 2

    ASKING $750.00 for the Armore! or b. o.

    So the $750 is for either the Armore or the BO that would inevitably come from wearing said Armore?

    Adores: 5
  8. 2013 August 2

    When the furniture hits your face like a big wooden mace,
    That’s a-

    *CRASH*

    ARRRRGGHHHH! MY FACE!

    Adores: 11
    • 2013 August 2

      I don’t remember that part of the song…

      Adores: 4
  9. 2013 August 2
    mudslicker permalink

    Actually, I’m holding out for a bicycle cabinet.

    Adores: 1
  10. 2013 August 2
    HamCan permalink

    “Armore” Said the pirate.

    Adores: 2
  11. 2013 August 2
    Demon Duck of Doom permalink

    Would you trade the cabin of toys for a house of cards? If not, I also have a shack of balls and a cave of bats.

    Adores: 2
  12. 2013 August 2
    HamCan permalink

    Cabin of Toys for a House of Cards is my Sex Pistols, Radiohead mash up band.

    Adores: 2
  13. 2013 August 2
    Ralph permalink

    Sorry, but are no more 1860 – 1880, at least not in the Gregorian calendar. They’re all used up.

    Adores: 1
  14. 2013 August 2
    andy permalink

    Sparky is enthusiastic about his Armore and cabin full of toys, I’ll give him that much.

    Adores: 0
  15. 2013 August 2
    One Moving Violation permalink

    has a drawer on bottom !

    So, does the drawer come off with the bottom or come off of the bottom? Drawers usually cover a bottom. Is the drawer a separate piece?

    I always thought armore came with a pair of drawers. Maybe it’s dammaged. It’s like having only one pant. You need a pair to really cover anything.

    Adores: 0
  16. 2013 August 2
    Ziaheart permalink

    I read that as amore with toys and was expecting some sex toys.

    Adores: 1
  17. 2013 August 2
    SilvaNoir permalink

    Take it off! Take it all off!

    Adores: 1

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