YSaC, Vol. 1654: Ain’t nothin’ but a guy thang.
guy thing
Good one.
I’m so glad someone has a good guy thing for sale. A good guy thing is hard to find. There’s stiff competition for the biggest ones, and they don’t come around too often.
Wait, maybe I’m reading this wrong. (In which case, I think I need to take a cold shower.) Maybe it’s a guy THING, not a GUY THING, if you know what I mean. Which I don’t. What kind of THING might a guy want?
Slightly used fleshlight for sale or trade!
“Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit” is for sale. I’ve bought it for [amount of foreign currency] 3 months ago but haven’t used it much.
It’s in great condition! I can trade it with a 500gb or higher capacity external harddisk
Please only serious guys! Do NOT waste my time!
*shudder* You know what? Never mind.
Thanks, Ellen and Maggie!
DISCLAIMER: If you do not know what a Fleshlight is, do not, under any circumstances, click this link at work.
“Stamina training unit”. Good one.
It’s more than ‘hands-on’ training.
Would that be considered sloppy seconds? Being female I’m not sure…it’s a guy thing.
My external hard disk is huuuuuuuuuge. Girls have told me so. It’s like, 24 terabytes. Maybe even 26.
“Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit….bought it 3 months ago…..haven’t used it much….”
…..so, you’re saying it didn’t help with that “stamina” problem?
and TC…..I don’t like terms like “bytes” being used around my “hard disk”….it makes me shudder….
Sure it is, sweetheart. And it was just a formatting error that caused it to crash mid-upload the other night. It happens to lots of external drives.
Sparky misspelled “thong.” I assume it didn’t fit right and chafed.
Now the thong has ended, but the malady lingers on.
Now you’ve done it. Next up, Taco Man and his amazing Thong.
*grumble….bits, bytes, stamina…damn guys and their thongs*
guy thing
___________
good one
..as opposed to?…….
guy thing
____________
bad one
Which thing was the guy thing, Thing 1 or Thing 2? And if the other of the two things is a gal thing, is he saying that the gal thing is not a good one?
One Sparky is selling a good guy thing, while the other is selling a slightly used Fleshlight. I get the sense that a squickier version of “The Gift of the Magi” is in the works.
[in outrageous Franch accent]”Un ‘gee’ thing? Qui est l’chose?”
“N’est ce Guy d’Lombard!”
“Lanser la vache! Lancer la vache!”
(C’est une chose de l’hom.)
Parlay, mon capìtan!
Ok. Lancer la veau!
Et petite chien, Toto, trop.
Certains Guy Lombardo disques ainsi!
I can’t help but hear the first one in the voice of a sarcastic sitcom actor/actress. As a punchline or zinger. “‘Guy thing‘. Good one”
Second ad? …. eww, just eww.
Once upon a time, being placed in the box for the day had meaning and dignity. And I was on top of it, almost. Now, I am dazed and confused. So TC, Punchity Punch Punch! And three people are now in the box. And will get punched tomorrow. And then I will post the next group and get caught up. And then I will post the winners of the 2013 Don’t Suck Off! Thanks for reading and counting the ands.
7….ah, ah, ah.
CHOOO!!!
(bless me)
I think I’ll go over to YSaC today and catch up on all the posts I’ve missed lately!
:clicks over:
Oh, sweet mercy.
Well, at least Sparky didn’t put a photo of the thing in his ad.
“Do NOT waste my time!”
Yes, because clearly his time is soooooo valuable, what with his soooooo many diverse activities and all.