YSaC, Vol. 1703: It’s a-me, Frohike!

2014 May 14

“Hey Scully?”
“Yes Mulder?”
“I think I’ve uncovered another big conspiracy. It’s..”
“No, don’t tell me in a normal voice. Shout it! And while you’re at it, do your best Mario impression.”

WHAT A THEY SPRAYING???



PICS 12:15 AND BACK ALUMINUM? BARIUM? LOOK UP

I’d better look this up. Let’s see… book of Pics, Chapter 12, Verse 15… here it is:

“And lo, they did look unto the heavens, and they did see white traces emblazoned on the sky, and they did tremble with fear, and they cried out ‘Aluminum?’ ‘Barium?’ unto the Lord. And the Lord spake unto them, and he did say, ‘It’s water vapor condensing from jet exhausts, dumbasses.'”

This endeth the reading.

Thanks for the link, Randy!

40 Responses leave one →
  1. 2014 May 14

    Aluminum? Barium? Chromium? Dysprosium? Erbium? Francium? Gold? Perspiring minds want to know!

    Adores: 6
  2. 2014 May 14
    CapnMac permalink

    [corey]
    There is a cadre among the tinfoil hat crowd who believe, religiously, in “chemtrails.” This belief is founded upon the fundamental belief thtat “they” are spraying various chemicals upon the unsuspecting populace below via the mechanism of contrails from over-flying aircraft.

    Attempting to apply basic (as in middle-school) science is viewed as heretical, if not infidel apostasy.

    The true believers share all sorts of photos among themselves, and yhis “proves” their contention. There are far too many creey youtube videos on this topis, too,
    [/corey]

    Adores: 9
    • 2014 May 14
      zero.nada.none. permalink

      Sorry, Capn, I have to disagree with you….there aren’t nearly enough creepy youtube videos on this “topis”….and besides, if I want to go to bed at night wearing a tinfoil hat, in my tinfoil ‘jammies, with a tinfoil mosquito net, well that’s my (and my therapist’s) business, idn’t it??????

      Besides, don’t you find the clouds in the picture oddly menacing?

      Adores: 4
    • 2014 May 14
      MissMommyNiceNice permalink

      Chemtrail Conspiracy Theorists is the name of my My Chemical Romance/Chemical Brothers mashup band.

      Adores: 5
    • 2014 May 14

      TinFoil Hat Crowd is my Devo cover band. (it’s the hats, ya know)

      Adores: 6
      • 2014 May 14
        nojazzhere permalink

        “Is It Safe To Dance?” by Men Without Tin Foil Hats.

        Adores: 7
    • 2014 May 16
      Ralph permalink

      I’ve seen Topi; here are some videos.

      But how does “yhis” prove their contention?

      Adores: 0
  3. 2014 May 14
    MissMommyNiceNice permalink

    Obviously Monsanto has infiltrated international jet travel and is practicing secret experiments upon us. Our tinfoil hats won’t protect us, Sparkies! Pass the kool aid and the gas masks, please!

    Adores: 1
  4. 2014 May 14

    *adjusts tinfoil hat*

    You know, we’re all going to get unobtainiumitis now, don’t you?

    *nails tar paper over the windows*

    I’m not taking any chances.

    Adores: 10
  5. 2014 May 14
    MissMommyNiceNice permalink

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/alannaokun/downright-bizarre-free-things-you-can-find-on-craigslist?s=mobile

    Saw this on Buzzfeed yesterday, think they’ve been creeping on the Llamanun.

    Adores: 3
    • 2014 May 14
      Demon Duck of Doom permalink

      Where did they get #9? Dammit, I thought there were no witnesses.

      Adores: 3
      • 2014 May 14
        MissMommyNiceNice permalink

        Lol #11 totally reminded me of the frozen underwater boat and the submarine.

        Adores: 0
    • 2014 May 16
      Bombdude permalink

      Didn’t we do #5 already? I vaguely remember having produce in a coffin…

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  6. 2014 May 14

    More importantly, what are all those huge leafy green things just standing there like an army poised to attack? It’s like they’ve sprung up to cover the entire Earth!

    Adores: 9
  7. 2014 May 14
    HamCan permalink

    BARIUM?

    There is no hiding from *dun dun duuuuuuunnnn* the enema from above!

    Adores: 8
    • 2014 May 14
      Windrose permalink

      Of course we didn’t barium, he ain’t dead yet!

      Adores: 3
    • 2014 May 14
      Demon Duck of Doom permalink

      “Shine bright like an enema…… We’re beautiful, like enemas in the sky…..”

      Yeah, nope.

      Adores: 1
    • 2014 May 14

      Storytime!!

      Our GM has a name that, if not properly pronounced, sounds like enema.

      So, naturally an older slightly hearing-impaired coirker heard the name one time and since that day has pronounced it Mr. Enema. Of course, none of us bothered to correct him – we are a twisted bunch.

      Mr. Enema did not know of coirker’s mistaken pronunciation until one morning when coirker loudly said ‘Good Morning, Mr. Enema!’ in a meeting.

      Hilarity ensued, coirker was embarrassed, but as Mr. Enema said, “It’s okay, everything came out alright in the end.”

      /endstorytime

      Adores: 6
  8. 2014 May 14
    Yancy permalink

    Chemtrail conspiracy theorists – proof there’s a sucker born every minute.

    Adores: 4
  9. 2014 May 14
    Brer Fox permalink

    You know, when you seed the ground, you fertilize the seeds with horse hockey.
    When you seed the clouds, you fertilize the seeds with air hockey.
    They just want us to have rich, fertile air and rain water.

    Adores: 3
  10. 2014 May 14
    Brer Fox permalink

    Hey! I a tell you what they a spraying. They a spraying for invisible aliens so we can a see ‘um. They aluminum so we can a seeum, then we can a killum, them we a barium.
    Whuts a matter? You don’t a believe me?

    Adores: 4
  11. 2014 May 14
    MissMommyNiceNice permalink

    I can’t wait to see what Jesse Ventura has to say about this one!

    Adores: 4
    • 2014 May 14
      nojazzhere permalink

      I can wait, Miss Mommy……I.Can.Wait.

      Adores: 6
  12. 2014 May 14
    Meg permalink

    But, but, but, they ain’t a spaying nothin’ Spakles, that’s what I’m a splainin’.

    Adores: 1
  13. 2014 May 14
    limelolly permalink

    It’s a secret message from — Writers in the Sky!

    It says, “If you can read this…. duck!”

    Adores: 5
  14. 2014 May 14
    James permalink

    This has nothing to do with this post, but does anyone have that song that was made from YSaC, Vol. 827? I just read that post… I have to hear it in song.

    Did I not fulfill the Snark Quota today?

    Adores: 1
    • 2014 May 15
      Brer Fox permalink

      Did you mean this song by HamCan?

      Predegogginnaniessienniueccieessence

      By: Scary Dickons

      But pity pity pity But pity ay
      But pity pity pity But pity ay
      Predegogginnaniessienniueccieessence!
      Even though the sound of it
      Is something quite obnoxious
      If you say it loud enough
      You’ll always sound Bipolar
      Predegogginnaniessienniueccieessence!

      But pity pity pity But pity ay
      But pity pity pity But pity ay
      Because I was a crazy freak
      When I was just a lad
      My father was a tweaker
      And told me I was bad
      But then one day I learned a word
      That saved me aching ass
      The biggest word I ever heard
      And this is how it goes:

      Oh, Predegogginnaniessienniueccieessence!
      Even though the sound of it
      Is something quite obnoxious
      If you say it loud enough
      You’ll always sound Bipolar
      Predegogginnaniessienniueccieessence!

      But pity pity pity But pity ay
      But pity pity pity But pity ay
      So when the crack has you wagging your tongue
      There’s a need for total disarray
      Just summon up this word
      And then you’ve got a lot crap to say
      But better use it carefully
      Or it may change your life
      One night I said it to my girl
      And now the girl’s my husband!
      It’s Predegogginnaniessienniueccieessence!

      Predegogginnaniessienniueccieessence
      Predegogginnaniessienniueccieessence
      Predegogginnaniessienniueccieessence!

      If so, it is from “Mary Poppins”: “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious”

      Adores: 2
      • 2014 May 15
        HamCan permalink

        I was pretty funny in 827…

        Adores: 4
        • 2014 May 15
          One Moving Violation permalink

          Yep, that was a good year. You must be a very old puppy.

          Adores: 0
        • 2014 May 15
          HamCan permalink

          Yeah, I remeber it well, my buddy Pope Eugene II died…

          On the upside you should see the size of my 401k!

          Adores: 1
        • 2014 May 15
          Brer Fox permalink

          I bet you have a vintage sprayer.

          Adores: 0
    • 2014 May 15
      Windrose permalink

      Once upon a time, we had forums here. We had so much fun. Sigh. I’ll look for the song version for my sanity.

      Adores: 2
  15. 2014 May 15
    One Moving Violation permalink

    Vapor, vapor in the sky.
    From a jet plane way up high.
    Do you spray to kill a fly?
    Will you barium when he die?

    Adores: 3

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