YSaC, Vol. 1710: Free to be…
Everyone likes FREE stuff, right? Here’s just a SMALL selection of some of the free stuff you can get on Craigslist:
free concerte slap for fill
it big need equippment to move
free jockstraps
2 free clean jockstraps form a smoke free home – size medium. I hate to throw them away.
1 is a Bike brand swimmers the other is a Champion. The Champion is more of a brief with a built in pouch.
Send name /number. These will fit a 29 -32 waist.
Waist oil
Aprox.10 gallons of transmission fluid in rusy 5 gallon cans.fluid has never been used! If you would like it .give me a call .Mark show contact info. Thanks. ..
Free rusty metal bed rails
Free rusty metal shelf unit
Metal shelf unit used for scrap/recycling free for anyone who can pick it up on Friday or Saturday.
Palliates
Thanks, Kenneth, robot, Ralph, Jason, and Ralph again!
One man’s strash is, well, a hot bed od tetanus and HazMat . . .
Free, eh? How much for all of it?
I look at the palliates, and I see a kit for a vacation cottage….now WHERE could I find a rusty bed frame and shelves to go in it?
p.s. any jockstrap I wore would have to be for a Champion…..
If you small need butt to fit into the free jockstraps, maybe some waist oil will help.
I checked with Phil and, while he’d love a free concerte slap, his equippment is not very big.
I don’t know if there’s enough rust there for me. I mean, the waist oil is in “rusy” 5 gal cans. And the pilates have no mention of rusty nails at all. If they’re not fully oxidized, I won’t bother with them. I take my tetanus very seriously.
meeshybee….”I take my tetanus SHOT very seriously”…..there, fixed it for ya….
Free Willy!!!
Is that like one of those tiny houses [me likey]? For what? A tufted titmouse that hates smokers?
Also, those piles of wood don’t look very palliative to me.
They were before the bed rails rusted off. Still beats a slap in the concerte with an oily jockstrap.
Ow! *whimper* But my name’s not fill!
It’s nice that the jockstraps are from a smoke-free home, though. After all, that’s got to be your first consideration when acquiring a secondhand jockstrap.
(I know, it’s not the hands you have to worry about but I’m sticking with secondhand. The other possibilities are just unthinkable.)
Ridi, Palliates,
Sul tuo amore infranto!
Ridi del duol, che t’avvelena il cor!
*clown sniffles*
BED RAILS ON FIRE!
SHELF UNIT ON FIRE!
At least according to sarajean.
Come on. This ad was posted this morning. Why haven’t the objects in the pictures melted by now?
A home formed of jockstraps and palliates from shipments,
Built on a concerte slap moved with equippment,
Rusty shelves, metal beds lacking their springs,
These are a few of my favorite things.
Don’t waist some oil if the cans are now rusy,
The uses you’ll find for it may be a doozy,
If you need room for it add a new wing,
These are a few of my favorite things ….
I don’t care how smoke free that home is, if two free jockstraps are forming it I don’t want to be anywhere near it.