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There was no poptart ad. The fake poptart ad is fake.
Was it left out in the rain? Now, I’ll never have that pastry again!
And the cake is a lie.
But it’s so delicious and moist.
Oh, and Santa Claus isn’t real, either.
Is that Miley or Katy? Please be specfic.
Why you crush my dreams?
You mean poptarts aren’t a healthy breakfast pastry filled with real fruit and handmade frosting?! Say it ain’t so!
Dear Sparky;
Welcome to the world of modern advertising. I assume you just woke up after a 100 year nap and tasted your first pop tart as you watched your first TV ad. Here’s a hint – most of what you watch on that TV thingy is also fake. It’s OK; you’ll learn to cope.
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YSaC Volume 1757. Dan (BBUH) brings us the truth about reality television.
“Poptart ad is fake”
That depends on what your definition of “is” is.
“Poptart add” is actually a new math technique being taught in elementary schools.
“Poptart ad is fake” anagrams to
A faked pop artist.
and
Park toast pie fad.
Huh?
Story Time! True story, heard on a local radio station’s “Freakin’ Fool File” this morning.
A man was arrested for selling crack cocaine to an undercover cop.
The ‘crack cocaine’ turned out to be crumbled Pop-Tarts.
I think it was the sprinkles that tipped them off.
So it’s illegal to sell crumbled Pop-Tarts? Good to know.
This might explain a few things about why my career change to crack head never really took off. Losing weight is one of the best parts of being a crack head. Instead I’ve just got diabetes!
You mean those ads where the PopTarts had cartoon eyes and stick figure legs and arms and were trying to avoid the people eating them and seemed to feel pain?
(Why do they keep makings ads like that anyway? Same for cereal and cookies. I don’t want to eat a sentient breakfast/dessert. Maybe some people would like to start off their morning by biting the head off something sugary while it screams, but not me).
Whoa. Silva, I just got an idea for a pron movie.
So the filling doesn’t match the frosting?
I’d love to discuss the metaphysical/philosophical problem of whether the Pop-Tart itself exists or if the commercial/ad is the thing thats is dubious… And if it’s true that the commercial (the thing that represents) isn’t real, then is the Pop-Tart (the thing that it represents) real?
Like I said I’d love to discuss it but… I just found out that there is a form of poetry called “Broetry” and I just don’t know what to do how do I function?
Happy Monday anybody! (NOT everybody)
That’s almost as bad as “Brogurt”
Fake? FAKE?!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!
*falls to knees, weeping uncontrollably*
Well, got that out of my system. I feel better now. I never liked poptarts anyway.
what about rat-tarts?
There’s not much rat in them.
Depend upon whether there’s a dead bishop on the landing.
Soylent Green is made of Pop Tarts!?!?
Blame the Knave of Hearts.
Bridgete, I am so sorry for giving you the false impression that you got out of the box without this. Punchity Punch Punch!
Here’s an ice pack, too. Purple is a good color on you.
Good Morning, Pseudo Pastry Lovers!
I wondered about that…
Pop tarts!
Ads for pop tarts!
What kind of kids like ads for pop tarts?
Fat kids, fatter kids, kids with giant hocks!
Large kids, hefty kids, even kids the size of Ox!
Love pop tarts!
Ads for pop tarts!
The ads kids know are fake!
Poptart ad is fake.
Television ad shows us.
A faked pop artist.
Many, many years ago when I was twenty-three.
I was sitting down to breakfast, I was happy as can be.
I powered up the telly, this commercial made me blue.
This hard and crusty pastry that was filled with fruity goo.
They said this toaster pastry was so good I had to try.
But when I bit into it, my sore tooth made me cry.
Hard to believe they had the gall to say what they just said.
I threw my foam brick at the ad guy’s lying stupid head.
Poptart ad is fake! Poptart ad is fake!
It sounds funny, I know,
But it really is so!
That poptart ad is fake!
Fake poptart is ad.
There, I fixed it!