YSaC, Vol. 1770: I’m NOT sleeping on a #*%($ Sealy!
2014 October 17
Kit A sends this one:
free bed all stains 40 years old!
Free twin box spring and mattress in old stained shape, all stains guaranteed to be over 40 years old. Got a bed wetter this is the free bed for you! Daisy pattern in great shape minus the 40 year old pee stains.
Put a cover on it for the in-laws stay this holiday they will never know! Smells fine well a little musty from the garage but absolutely no pee smell!
Will deliver to [location] only!!
Ah, 40 year old pee stains. That would date them from 1974. 1974 was a good vintage in [location] for pee stains. The 1974 Daisy Pattern is known for having notes of polyester and macrame, with just a hint of cocaine. Definitely worth picking this one up, before the poster puts it up for auction at Christie’s.
Vintage pee stains! If it’s for free, then it’s for me, even with the pee.
Vintage golden showers…I bet there pron for that.
(No I am not googling it!)
Is this the bed from The Princess and the Pee?
Free ALL THE PEE!!!!!!
I.P. Freely: The bed wetter collection, now from Sealy.
I’ve heard good things about their posturepeedick model…
What!?, no picture for ad???….
..and shouldn’t that read “Daisy-chain pattern in great shape..”
I C what U P there.
Oh Sparky, maybe you should have driven Miss Daisy to the rest stop more often…
Why are we assuming that humans peed on this mattress? *squints at Hammy*
I first read that as “squirts”
I’m not exactly equiped. 8/
It’s optional special order equipment.
Speaking of Hammy, Punchity Punch Punch! Tail docking included at no extra charge.
Good Morning, Pee Brains!
I don’t want to start any rumors, but M2N2 and the Cap’n are spending the weekend together in the box.
But does it have a musty old peed upon vintage mattress?
It will by Monday.
I’ve been called a doormat before, but never a mattress–sigh.
Vintage pee,
After 40 years it’s odor-free,
But still visible, as you can see.
Oh, won’t you buy my vintage pee?
Suddenly,
Daisy patterns are all I can see.
Is this the color they’re supposed to be?
I can’t tell through the vintage pee.
Someone had to go, don’t you know, though sound asleep.
They did not wear pads it’s so sad, that vintage pee-ee-ee-ee
wow. Just what is wrong with some people? 40 years old, pee stains, I don’t even think homeless people would take it. Personally I would rather sleep in the dirt!
Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer true,
I’m half crazy, all for the love of you,
It won’t be a stylish mattress
Once owned by a famous actress,
But you’ll be free to sleep on pee
In a craigslist bed — mind the queue.
For serious collectors only.
Warning – Sparky dumpster dived (dove?) that bed 40 years ago. I recognize the description. I threw it out when my kid was done wetting the bed. He was 3.