YSaC, Vol. 341: Have you tried AFF? They suck too.
Flying solo is not as much fun – w4w – 21
Well, this’ll be my last post over here … I’m going to head to clerotic.org if it doesn’t work out.
I am a 26 year old, single female looking for a friendship that might develop into something more. I am an elementary school teacher and I love children and hope to have some of my own one day. I am looking for a good man with good, Christian morals who would like to have a family and live happily ever after when he meets the right woman. Maybe we are right for each other. We will never know if we don’t take a chance.
- Are you 21, or 26?
- Headline says w4w, text says you’re looking for a man.
- A good Christian man with good morals.
- And if you can’t find him, you’re going to try posting on clerotic.org — the “Craigslist Alternative for Erotic Services”.
That sounds like a great plan. I’m sure you’ll find a good Christian man with good morals with THIS ad … and if not, I’m sure clerotic.org will work out, since there’s only 482 ads in the section for your area, 480 of which are w4m. (The other 2 are m4m.)
Do you think this might possibly — just maybe? — be a fake ad? (On CRAIGSLIST? Say it ain’t so!) I’m guessing it’s meant to drive traffic to clerotic.org … because, you know, that’s where all the good, moral, Christian elementary school teachers are hanging out these days.
C’mon, guys. At least make it plausible. “I’m a hot, horny slut and if I can’t find anyone here I’m going to clerotic.org.” THAT’S plausible. (Well, as plausible as believing that a nubile hot young thing would be posting on Craigslist in order to hook up with someone, anyway.) “I’m a good Christian 2nd grade teacher and if this doesn’t work out I’m going to browse clerotic.org from the computer in the school library?” Not so much.
Sigh. Do I need a tag for spambots, too?
Thanks to Kiersten for the submission!
Don’t mind me – I’m just over here grooving on the lovely spelling and punctuation. What??
What, she’s not looking for MALETRAIT1 or MALETRAIT2?
I wonder whether she teaches at REVERSE DNS FAILED Elementary School.
like good Christian men would be looking in the w4w section?
This makes me laugh. Would you ignore the blatant lie of the w4w, the age, or the ignorance about what the adult personals site is…? If it were real any guy who has any shred of common sense wouldn’t have stopped to even read the rest.
It’s gotta be a spambot.
Sadly I knew someone who would post something like this. Except, it wouldn’t be just “Christian,” it would be “Catholic.” Because she tried to get all religiously preachy on me once, I told her to knock it off, I don’t even believe in a “God.” Then she called me a Satan-worshipping she-devil. So, sadly, people like this do exist. If this is real and this is her, it’s nice to see the demon has left her living room. So, I guess St. Michael really did kick its ass.
And sadly, this my friends, I’m not making up. This wasn’t in Virginia, was it? She’s a special ed elementary school teacher in VA.
That’s scary. I live in VA. I must avoid her at all costs.
However, my dear, I love “Satan-worshipping she-devils” so you shall never have to resort to clerotic.org.
Nothing worse than an incompetent spambot. Hear hear.
I suggest “Turing test: fail” as the spambot tag.
It is so.
I came to the comments section to say how brilliant I thought that tag was.
comment deleted. Nesting FAIL.
@Jackie:
LOL. Yes!
Sooooo good. Or bad. Anways. YES.
This is definitely a spambot. Got a very similar ad on my local Craigslist today, under “Stricly Platonic.” Listed in the Reno area, and then talking about all the fun things she wanted to do in Florida with her special guy. Same opening line about moving over to CLerotic.org after this ad and everything.
This seems like fail on the part of Craigslist. How hard is it to put in a simple filter for “clerotic”?
This is the first time I’ve ever heard of clerotic.org. When I read their domain name I thought it was a portmanteau of “cleric” and “erotic”. Unfortunate implications FTW!
Also, the fact that the bot spam has better spelling and grammar than most real Craigslist posts is kind of funny.
That’s one way to attract users with good Christian morals, I suppose.
That is the first thing that came to my mind as well, but I think that would be ministerotica.org.
Nope, didn’t try to go there.
Darn it! And I am on the weekend shift. I do not dare look. IT may inform my superiors, and it will be time for the Sexual Harassment in the Workplace talk refresher.
That is funny, I saw the same word mash-up.
oh and, whew, domain not found for ‘ministerotica.org’
DO NOT, i repeat, DO NOT google it.
*type type type Google type type*
Aaaaahhhhhhh! My eyes! They hurts, they does! THE BURNING!
clerotic does sound… odd. I was thinking “cliterotic, kewl!”
AFF DOES suxxor big time.
Found my hubby on alt.com, which had been THE place to find an alternative relationship. Which nowadays would BE a m/w relationship with ‘good Christian ethics/morals’, whatever those are nowadays.
At first I thought this was an ad looking for a travel companion! Because flying solo isn’t safe or fun…
With the flying reference it looks to me like Sparkles McSpambot is looking for a wo/man to help her join the Mile High Club.
She and her good Christian man would certainly be closer to God that way, don’t you think?
I’m a bit unclear as to what would constitute a w4w mile-high encounter, but I don’t swim on that side of the rocks. (I feel I should be in the corner for even thinking about it.)
Doors for Sparkles McSpambot and the weird, mascot-like mental apparition that followed.
ghostie, I wish we had a bigger box so your entire award-winning short short story could be displayed there. 8)
‘I think we need a bigger box’
*groan*
my apologies to NMN
Flying so low aint much fun-?4?- blackjack
Well, this is my lost changeover here. I’m going to head to autoerotica.bot if this doesn’t work out.
I am a 62 year old double decker looking for a transformer that might develop into something more. I am an alluminum school teacher and I love mopeds and hope to have some of my own someday. I am looking for a good bus with good christian murals and have a nice mutual oil bath, and exist indifferently when it meets the right machine. Maybe our gears are right for each other. We’ll never tow if we don’t take a chance.
* waves appendage*
I am not a spam-bot.
I misspell werds so you can tell.
Move along [sensored]
Allright, who wants to go look up double decker bus/transformer pron?
*Tags Dave and/or ferrets. Ow. Ferrets bite.*
No tag-backs!
First thing on google list:
The essential guide to filmgoing in London – cinemas in London …
http://www.timeout.com/…/The_essential_guide_to_filmgoing_in_London….Nov 30, 2011 – … boasts a screen ‘the size of ten double-decker buses’ and measures 26 … including ‘Watchmen’, ‘Star Trek’ and ‘Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen’. …. to the people who outfit pron* cinemas
*spelling altered
I call “not it!”
“a nice mutual oil bath”
Ooooohhhhhhh, yeeeeaaaaaah. It don’t get no better than that.
I tried to adore that, OMV, but it gave me an invalid cookie error. I’m having adore dysfunction. Imagine lots of doors being flung at ya.
Okay.
*closes eyes*
*thinks: doors doors doors*
Tell All The People, We Could Be So Good Together, I Looked At You, My Wild Love, You Make Me Real, Awake.
Variety Is The Spice Of Life, I’m Horny, I’m Stoned.
Touch Me, Wild Child, Do It.
Good Rocking, Crawling King Snake, Been Down So Long.
To Come Of Age, Take It As It Comes.
Yes, The River Knows, Get Up And Dance.
The End.
Wait a minute…
Christian…
Flying…
Drmk, I think you’ve found another member for the Nunnery.
The most plausible part of this ad is “Well”.
Wait, that’s not real plausible.
How about “old, single female”? Maybe.
“happily ever after”? Not likely.
Oh, I know. It’s “never”!
[matt] So what is wrong with erotic christians? So long as your not googl…I mean ogling them. I mean we had pictures of nekkid plants on here yesterday. Don’tcha think you’re being to hard on this solo flying wing nut?[/matt]
Jesus loves me so I try to be good
Can’t find a good man in my neighborhood
I’ll advertise on Craigslist to find a man
If CL can’t do it then clerotic can!
Yes Jesus loves me!
I hope that Jesus loves me!
Jesus will You love me?
‘Cause a-par-ant-lee I smell!
A recent google search for “clerotic” returned the top hit “cl-erotic” which, against all instinct, was not a CL-type erotic site. It was contortionist pron.
Thank god pictures did not show up on a regular site search.
Guess what I just found?
http://www.regretsy.com/2011/05/15/weekend-flashback-regretsy-math-4/
Sorry, forgot how to compress links.
Regretsy math? Are you an FJL too? CF4L!
Actually I just started reading the site yesterday. Currently going through the archives, but laughing more than I have in a month. Thank you, drmk (BBUY) for having Regretsy on the side bar.
Namaste, bitches!
ghostie, you have been down this road before. Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Christian Soldiers!
was just looking for a middle age woman that whats to relax and let things go as they will. NO PRESSURE sex isn’t good if you cant relax