You Suck at Craigslist

YSaC, Vol. 351: But it’s Canadian money, so it’s worth $2.50.

Written by

drmk

in

3 thousnad dollars For Help – 35

Hello!
I’m ready to pay any woman willing to help me having my permanent residence,
If you’r looking for more please tell me email me and leave me a phone number to joing you.

351

Andrea sends in this listing from Montreal, saying, “I mean, seriously, if your future depends on trying to break immigration laws by paying a woman to marry you so you can stay in the country, you’d think you could at least take the time to 1) spell check your ad, 2) make said ad understandable, and 3) find a photo of yourself where you don’t look like an asshat wannabe gangsta with mental problems.”

You also might want to spend a little less time photoshopping bling into your picture.

Comments

11 responses to “YSaC, Vol. 351: But it’s Canadian money, so it’s worth $2.50.”

  1. kt Avatar
    kt

    too bad its not 3k for mental help, oy

  2. Windrose Avatar
    Windrose

    Now, isn’t it possible that ICE will see the ad and investigate this guy, and he will be in a whole bunch of trouble?

    And looking for more what? Fake jewelry, mad Photoshopping skills, illegal plans and schemes? I think I’ve reached my limit, thanks anyway.

  3. kristen55 Avatar
    kristen55

    I’m sure he thought it was sexy, but that little pink tongue is freaking me out – ewwwww! Put it away!

    1. MoxieHart Avatar
      MoxieHart

      This.

    2. Hiyame Avatar
      Hiyame

      That is exactly what I thought! I spent minutes after seeing this picture saying “No! Ew! Stop it!” loudly in my empty house. Goodness, that scares me. Right, because we need more of that that guy here in the US… We don’t already have thousands…

  4. candace Avatar
    candace

    He doesn’t look like someone I’d wanna be ‘joing’ with, even for 3 thousand bucks, lol.

  5. WordSprite Avatar
    WordSprite

    I don’t think this has anything to do with immigration at all. It’s more like, having a permanent residence in someone’s bed.

  6. SJ Avatar
    SJ

    “You’r.” That’s a new one. I’m not sure whether to further despair about people’s ability to distinguish the difference between “you’re” and “your”, or to cast some grudging admiration for someone figuring out how to split the difference when they’re really not sure which is the right one to use.

  7. jackie31337 Avatar
    jackie31337

    Where’s the Humanity is Doomed tag? I think this qualifies.

  8. Lola Avatar
    Lola

    Why is his mouth open? Allergies? Adenoids? His brain just fled via that route in a spasm of self-preservation? A small mammal has just jumped up and bit his privates? What?

  9. Ri L. Avatar
    Ri L.

    Every time I look at that picture I actually physically shudder. 🙁

Leave a Reply

More posts