YSaC, Vol. 365: I’m sorry, Dave, I can’t do Kathryn.
2009 July 17
Fabulous girl – w4m (las vegas )
<Judy
Name Kathryn
Age Years
Poor Kathryn. She’s always getting compared to Judy. Even non-sentient computers are doing it now.
Wait, I’m confused. Which one’s fabulous? If Judy is fabulous, what does that make Kathryn? And if Kathryn is fabulous, what superlative does that leave for Judy?
Less than Judy would be a awesome name for a band, though.
Submitted by Doug — thanks!
And just in case you haven’t seen it yet, be sure to check out the live video version of one our earlier spambot postings — it’s so worth it.
Oh God. Less than Judy.
Judy is my husband’s ex-wife’s name.
Stupid computer.
At least her age is in years. It could be decades or centuries which would be awkward.
I could care less about her age. Is she femaletrait1? or just femaletrait2?
I’m guessing that Kathryn is the fabulous girl, but she’s less fabulous than Judy. Thank goodness her age is in years, minutes would be much harder to calculate
It’s Las Vegas. It’s all fabulous.
I had a similar problem when I posted looking for a spouse. Unfortunately I was always < Jake
But people always asked me why I let ska die…
I was going to mention less than jake, but you beat me to it.
How would Less Than Judy compare to Better Than Ezra?
Well, we do know that Judy ≠ Ezra.
So, if Kathryn is less than Judy, and Judy does not equal Ezra, could Kathryn BE Ezra? Will I take a pounding for that one? 8)
Wow, I didn’t know this would turn into a math problem!
Ha, Ezra Pound!
Sadly, this was my first reaction. Sorry, literature geek.
YSaC > Judy
OK, I think I’ve got this now …
YSaC>Judy>Jake>Kathryn>Ezra>Spambots
I believe it’s YSaC>Erza>Judy>Jake>Kathryn>Sparkys>Spambots
This is like some math problem on crack…
<judy
Name kathryn
age years
Find x
X
Look! There it is!
Whenever I see the name Judy, I can’t resist the urge to spout that tired old Cary Grant line: “Judy, Judy, Judy.”
I just finished reading the entire xkcd archives. The mouseovers were maddening. Thanks, Mindfield. I would like a print of the “Windmill”. And many of the romantic ones. And now to sleep, perchance to sleep.
You are awesome Smedley. I love that movie.
Edit: I thought I loved that movie until I read it was never actually in any movies. I wonder what the hell I was thinking of.
Edit Edit: I think I may have been thinking of Bringing Up Baby for some reason but there are no Judys in that. Ah well. That was a good movie at least. My mom is named Judy does that help?
*derp*
I was reading Less than Zero with “More than This” playing on the radio in the background when it hit me how much less than Judy we all are.
From now on whenever I am asked my age, I will answer years.
And probably less years than Judy!
or >Kathryn?
Kathryn the Great-er than Judy?
Darn it HamCan, you changed it and now my pithy response doesn’t work.
Do you think the DMV will let me have that on my driver’s license?
Hey Judy!
Hey Judy you’re less than Kate
It’s a sad fact, but she is better
Remember her sum is more than your parts
Then you can start to apply makeup better
Hey Judy don’t be afraid
You were told to go out and get surgery
The minute the doc gets under your skin
Then you begin to make it better
And any time you feel the pain, Hey Judy, morphine
Don’t put that bag upon your shoulders
For well you know that it’s a fool who plays it cool
By making her boobs a little bolder
Da da da da da
da da da da
Hey Judy don’t let me down
You have rounder ones now go and get her
Remember to let them out, your parts
Then you can start to make it better
So nip it out and tuck it in
Hey Judy begin
You’re waiting for someone to perform it
And don’t you know that it’s just you
Hey Judy you won’t do
The movement you need is on your shoulder knees
Da da da da da
da da da da Yeah
Hey Judy you’re less than Kate
It’s a sad fact, but she is better
Remember her sum is more than your parts
Then you can start to apply makeup better
Better, better, better, better, better, Yeah,Yeah,Yeah
Hammy, you know my weakness for Beatles songs!
Awesome.
A llama, a cat, and a bear dog walked into a box.
And the shoes said, “Does this look like an ark?”
And the welder said, “no but this does!” That’s how the box burned down. Good work HamCan, you burned the box down.
Ummm, “The Box” is flame retardant…just ask Bombdude.
Oh yea!? Well the cake is a lie!
Especially if it is carrot cake.
Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111elebenty!!!!!!
But we still get chocolate pudding pie, right?
PUDDING NOT ON FIRE!!!
I’m not even sure what that means, but it seems to be the standard response around here.
A Google search of the phrase indicates it to be an original Tacoism.
Either I missed the comments that would make it make sense, or it never did and it’s just something fun to shout.
I’m voting for option B.
PECIL!
I don’t think I’ve ever been in a box with a llama and a cat before. It sounds like a Dr. Seuss story is about to begin. Or possibly Richard Scarry. (“What Do People Do All Day In the Box”).
Fortunately, my dog thinks cats are the world’s most wondrous creatures. I’m not sure what she thinks of llamas, but I will explain to her about our beneficent overlords, bees be upon them, and she will probably be OK with it.
I don’t think I’ve been this close to a bear dog or the Llamanun (BBUH) before.
And they all said “Ow!”
Aww, I was gonna use that line!
I guess all that’s left for me to say is:
“And the bartender said, ‘What is this, good snark?'”
I’m having trouble with this one. I think maybe my snark is off for the weekend.
I didn’t know snark was supposed to get weekends off. Apparently I’ve been mistreating mine.
Is your snark <Judy?
I think all of us have snark which is >Judy.
If Lucy is in the sky with diamonds and Judy is in disguise with glasses , what is left for Kathryn?
In the box with bees?
Kathryn as Justin Bieber…….
Off-topic: Taco, dunno if you’re here to see this today, but thought you’d appreciate this
PIXEL COFFEE
I want you all to know that I am >Judy.
If I assert [person] < Judy does that = Judge?
(Make a person Dread Scott She-canna-tak’any’mor, Capn! the responses, too)
That was awful. Thanks for the chuckle. 🙂
OT: I just want to pop in and check and learn how all the other North Carolinian snarkers are doing? Everyone alright?
I’m in Virginia, and we had a lot of bad t-storms but no tornadoes. Hope everyone in NC is ok. Glad you’re ok, sending good vibes to ghostcat that she’s all right too.
The storms pretty much missed us; a lot of heavy rain, some branches down, that sort of thing. The cats, for the most part, were terrified and hid during the worse of it, Firefly just curled up on the photon and took a nap.
I just dropped in to Punchity Punch Punch Ghostcat and Camille. And to gently bestow a punched card on the Llama-nun.
G’Night, Horfield!
Oi, freaky!
MY name is Judy. And my seven-year-old daughter’s name is (note spelling) Katherine. I can assure you:
Katherine > Judy where CUTE / EYELASHES / RANDOMNESS / ENERGY / NUMBER OF CLOTHING ITEMS WHICH ARE PINK = factor
However, Judy > Katherine where AGE / EDUCATION / LITERACY / HEIGHT / ALAS, WEIGHT / WIT = factor.
Let’s just be clear about these things, shall we?