YSaC, Vol. 558: … that’s armwaure ….
2010 January 26
Just in case you thought we exhausted the possible misspellings of armoire last time …
Armwa $550
TV ARMOUGH – $75
AMMORE
Armonir
Armoer/dresser – $110
… and some people just don’t even try, but it still doesn’t help:
wordrobr
ole time wardrope – $140
Thanks to thincrust AND Adam (same spelling, two different listings!), Sharon, Cully, Thomas, Alexandra, kid_a_42, and Kirstin.
Ah ha, first! Or frist, fyrst, fist or furst in keeping with the spirit of the ad today. Said in an extremely pithy way, of course.
We don’t really do “firsties” here, A.E.
In fact, I think most of us are more interested in lasties than in firsties.
You’re rousing the CIO in me, Isaac.
Alright, tacomagic. I have puzzled off and on all day and keep drawing a blank. Neither coffee (a.m.) nor manhatten (p.m.) helped. Pray tell, what is CIO and should I cover my eyes when you explain?
🙂 Isaac and Tacomagic. Didn’t mean to offend anyone, just was so surprised to log on this morning and not see a comment yet, I couldn’t help myself. And, unfortunately, without an adequate amount of coffee on board, I wasn’t able to come up with anything more clever than a couple mispellings of first. Egads. And I have noticed some masters of lasties (recent Lola and Bianchi come to mind). So . . . umm . . . can I still come out and play?
*scuffing shoe in dirt and peeking up through eyelashes*
I have no problem with that, as long as — Hey! Those are my eyelashes! Give those back!
So my choices are “Goddess” and “Master of Lasties?”
Ooh, my new band, Goddess and the Masters of Lasties!
I know there’s a sexual joke in there, somewhere, I just can’t figure it out.
Can I be Goddess of Lasties?
@ Lola: Mistress of Lasties.
Lola, you can be a Goddess of anything thing you want.
Bianchi, can your band play me a pithy version of “That’s Amore” with emphasis on the moon hitting me in the eye part? Thank you.
*hands Isaac back his eyelashes (detangled) along with an eyelash comb and brush set for future use*
Done and done.
Bianchi, you have never even met me in person and you get that vibe anyway? Dude. I’m so not like that but it’s a common assumption (srsly). Weird …
*twilight zone music, which apparently cannot be written with the <-type things, even as a joke, because I've had to revise this three times before they show up*
Might have something to do with your familiarity with Big McLargehuge.
@Lola Sorry for any offense. I was just using the feminine of Master…
Bianchi, that’s all right then.
Lola, > for a “>” and < for a “<”
(Man I hope that worked)
Here at YSaC, we call it ‘farced!’
Yes, you have to get up pretty early in the morning to beat me to a comment. Unless the post is massive and takes extra time to get up. Hur hur hur.
AM MORE! AM MUCH MORE! oh well, guess I better sell this old furniture and make room for the more of me that there am.
AMMORE sounds like a new branch of products from Amway.
The buy-in-bulk line of products, Am-More.
Well said, windrose 🙂 You certainly am much more.
Were they armoires or ottomans?
Seems the Ottomans missed the boat on this trip.
Too bad. Ottomans are so much fun on a cruise.
And they always leave the deckchairs free. So thoughtful.
I don’t know about exhausting the possible spellings of armoire, but these spellings exhaust me.
Oh man, I missed some good stuff the last few days, especially the wrong iron dresser and the twin request.
ole time wardrope is my favorite. If only we could format a Craigslist ad, because if anything ever deserved sepia tones and a scratchy self-playing piano soundtrack, it’s that ad.
“Ole Timey Wardrope-only 40 smackeroos!!!”
:::Man with handlebar moustache and straw hat tap dances with sign reading “It’s a Ding Dang Deal it is!”:::
I think Snidely Whiplash would be interested in the old time wardrope. He could use it to tie Nell to the railroad track.
Meredith, I just choked on/snorted a mouthful of Diet Coke from that. It was brilliant enough that I don’t even mind the burning in my nasal passages!
Think it shows that I barely watch any movie made after 1960? It’s like I live in a time ripple.
uuumm, ripple…
How about Boone’s Farm Strawberry Hill . . .
Thunderbird for everyone! *hic*
Actually have some Cisco in the cabinet at home. Someone at my hotel left it behind, unopened, and I was the only one brave enough to try it. Tastes like Tang mixed into lighter fluid.
And you would know that how, Meredith?
Vaudeville’s dead! And TV’s the box they’re gonna bury it in!
Until it is needed to sell something to people so that they keep watching more TV, of course.
::Old timey fast talk::
Vaud-e-ville ain’t dead, ya hear, ain’t dead at all. Why it’s the truest of the true forms of entertainment, and it’ll neva die, ya hear???
Why I remember when me and Scrappy Jarlsberg used to cut it up 4 shows a day 6 days a week and an extra show on Sundays! That was true entertainment, I tell ya, true true entertainment! You never heard the folks go crazier than they did for me and ol’ Scrappy, dancin and singin and do our act. They loved it, I tell ya, loved it! And ol’ Scrappy, why he was a hit with those ladies, too! Why they used to huddle around the stage door after, hopin to catch his eye and maybe meet his little dancin monkey, you know what I mean?
Yes, those were the days I tell ya, those were the days!
::Sigh:: Ol’ Scrappy. Sure do miss that guy. Shame about the Syphilis.
*Throws cream pie in Meredith’s face*
*Washes it off with seltzer bottle*
Comedy!
“little dancin monkey”
Is that what they call it now? *snort* Sure can tell you’re a girl, Meredith. A guy would NEVER had said little.
I don’t know about that. Elvis had “Little Elvis.”
Trivia note- I was actually in a band called “Little Elvis.” We did only Elvis movie songs.
What, you expect a stage act to have a giant dancing monkey? That would be disastrous.
Yeah, last time that happened he climbed the Empire State Building and ate a bunch of people.
Bianchi, when the YSaC trivia game comes out, that’s going to be a question for a colored wedge. And I’m going to have it tucked away in my brain. I shall be the YSaC trivia MASTER!
hahahaha
When I was typing the song request, I almost said thank you, thank you very much at the end, Bianchi. Shoulda gone with my instinct. It’s all Vegas, baby!
The game will make a lovely parting prize for those contestants who don’t make it to the Showcase Showdown.
Well, so long as the price is right I’ll buy one anyway.
Come on big money!
No whammies!
Perhaps due to a little lunch time dyslexia, I read taco magic’s comment as “Yeah, last time that happened he climbed the Empire State Building and ate a bunch of BURRITOS” which brings about a whole different terror.
@christina,
That’s a lot of gas masks.
Ah, see, the first one isn’t actually an ad for an item. It’s an advance leak of the Wordrobr, the new promotional character from the maker of Alpha-Bits. See, he comes in and steals words, and the only way to defeat him is by keeping plenty of Alpha-Bits* cereal in stock.
*Dentures not included. Not responsible for dental insurance premium increases that may occur from repeated use of the Alpha-Bits product. Do not taunt the Wordrobr.
Each box contains a free prize! This month it’s a jagged metal Alpha-Bit!
Made out of wrong iron, no doubt.
The Orks, tired of the Terran incursion onto their planet, gathered the clans and launched their all comsuming Armwaagh!
Are we talking Starcraft Orks or Warhammer 40K?
Warhammer 40k.
Exxcccellent.
I wish I was more surpised that you recognized the reference ;).
Then again, I’m sure most people wished they were surprised that I made the reference in the first place.
Student: Armoer/dresser.
Teacher: Could you use them in a sentence?
Student: “Needing to deflect the barbs of his stylist, Don Francois began wear an Armoer whenever he was around his dresser.”
Oh, they’re selling amore ? When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, sell it on craigslist.
How much would it suck to have the moon hit you in the face on its plummet towards Earth?
Sorry, had to share the mental image with everyone.
True, but at least you wouldn’t have to think about it for very long 😉
I don’t think anyone could survive that kind of mooning.
Not just the face, Taco: it hits you in the eye.
Talk about the mote and the beam, man…
The moon can hit you in the eye iff it hits you in the face too.
Are you trying to imply that the moon lacks precision?
I’m implynig that it lacks the neccisary mobility to hit you JUST in the eye. Plus, being 1/4 the size of the Earth does suggest a certain lack of percision in the task at hand (eye hitting).
Thus, hitting you in the eye must necessitate a certain amount of face to moon contact. Hence the IFF statement.
This discussion is like Clerks-level hilarious.
If corey were here, he would definitely approve.
But what if the moon had a pointy stick mounted on its surface? What then?
Then it’s all fun and games – if you’re careful, Isaac.
I used to say, “It’s all fun and games until someone puts an eye out. And then it’s just fun, with no games.”
But then I remembered: “catch” is a game.
It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye…
…then it’s a treasure hunt!
…then it’s fun and games without depth perception!
…then it’s a game of keep-away!
Ok, I’m done.
Slab Beefsteak!
Oh, wait, wrong game.
Selling amore is usually in the personals on craigslist, isn’t it?
Or the services section. *Wink Wink Nudge Nudge*
Counting down to HHNF appearance…
*stumbles in with lampshade on head*
What? Huh? Don’t call me your family namesh!!
Except it’s not like the New Year’s countdown, where everyone gets all excited and counts til I show up, waiting to hug and kiss and party.
It’s more like waiting for nuclear fallout. 10…9…holy crap it’s really going to happen isn’t *Sudden demise*
Some of us enjoy nuclear fallout…
Even worse, some of us enjoy Nuclear Fall Out Boy.
Fall Out Boy is my workout music. Now when Dance, Dance comes on the radio I have an overwhelming urge to do pull-ups.
I got all excited until I realized this wasn’t a reference to the Bethesda game series.
I’ll go back to my geek lair now.
Fallout is too hard for my wee bairn.
Ha! Dance, Dance is my fave besides Alpha Dog and What a Catch, Donnie. I am infamous for bad FOB karaoke.
Rock on! \m/
[corey] Graham, I think that a “wee bairn” is Scots for a small child, and that instead you mean “wee brain.” [/corey]
No, I meant wee bairn. I have an imported Scottish child who I force to play my games for me while I am at work.
I cannot possibly resist the urge to ask you where you got him. *waits with bated breath*
Hello, Scotland? (jeez)
Sorry Graham, but the answer we were looking for is, ‘What is Craigslist?’
That’s where I got my kid. She looked kinda funny when I got her out of the box, though.
*waits for onslaught of totally inappropriate box jokes*
I suck at this game.
Actually, HHNF, the first thing I thought of was River from ‘Firefly.’
But then, I’m a massive geek.
@lareina: Win!
Graham, when you said, ‘Dance, Dance’ and ‘working out’, this is all I saw in my wee brain
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tYiCGgNLJ8c/RwT_r5D4QdI/AAAAAAAACgs/CbVCyYO-CbQ/s1600/fight0160-d.jpg
That’s my dance for “This Ain’t a Scene, It’s an Arms Race.”
That’s it, I lerv you. Restraining order or not.
Must… resist… obscene… comment…
At least now I know that our minds both went from ‘restraining’ and ‘lerv’ to ‘something godawful and illegal in some states’.
Please report to the room immediately.
But…but I’m ascared!
Don’t make me use the tranquilizers.
*snark to death*
Why don’t you just use the Louisville Slugger and drag me by the foot…again.
I prefer GHB now. Drink?
Ooh, is that an Alka-Seltzer? Better put two in there, I have heartburn.
Of course! *tries to hide grin*
brb, must go rescue offspring from government-required brainwashing building. Um, school.
Heh.
Get a rheum.
Reading Rainbow arch-villain “Wordrobber” strikes again!
I laughed so hard when I read “wordrobr” and then ironically had a promotion come up for the WORD HOUR on my son’s morning cartoons. It was like fate saying, “See kids, if you watch and pay attention you will never have to spell like that.”
And now I miss Reading Rainbow.
We all miss Reading Rainbow. But don’t take my word for it.
We all do. And, coincidentally, we all live in a yellow submarine as well.
IIIIIIII can be ANYthing!
Take a look.
It’s in a book.
A reading rainBOWwwww.
Sorry. I teach elementary school. Spontaneous lapsing into children’s songs is one of the hazards of the position.
I’ll see that and raise you:
“Bill Nye, the Science Guy; Bill Nye, the Science Guy; Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill Nye, the Science Guy; “Science rules” Bill Nye, the Science Guy; “Inertia is a property of matter” Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill Nye, the Science Guy; Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill; “T-minus seven seconds” Bill Nye, the Science Guy.”
Sorry, favorite show as a gradeschooler.
What show was Math Net a segment on? I flippin LOVED Math Net!!! I even wanted to be a mathematician, despite my depressingly horrendous grasp on anything resembling a number.
As Glee put it:
“He’s copying off a girl who thinks the square root of 4 is rainbows.”
Oh yeah, magicfingers? Watch this.
Heyyyy you GUYYYYYYYYYSSS!!
Moving out in a new wayyy … we’re gonna turn it on. We’re gonna bring you the powAH!
Ahh Bill Nye. Consider the following…
Meredith – I think MathNet was on Square One. It was awesome.
My school used to go see Bill at the Seattle Science Center. He’s cool, but no onje beats Beakman’s World.
I loved Beakman’s World!
I used to work in a daycare. I still get nightmares.
“La la la la
La la la la
Elmo’s world!”
At least other children’s music has the decency to use more than one word in the chorus.
What about The Banana Splits?
Tra la la, la la la la
Tra la la, la la la la
Tra la la, la la la la
Tra la la, la la la la
Tra la la, la la la la
Tra la la, la la la la
Tra la la, la la la la
Tra la la, la la la la
(I’m sure there were actual words, but I can only remember the chorus.)
SQUARE ONE! THAT’S IT!!!
I’ve actually seen characters from that show on commercials for Immodium. It’s the strangest recognition I’ve had.
“Hey, I know you, Lady with Explosive Diahrea!”
Thank you JuneJenny–I had been feeling depressed at tacomagic’s reference to Bill Nye being his favorite show in grade school. I saw on my local PBS station just this afternoon that Electric Company has been revived for the new millenium complete with a new rap-style soundtrack. I’m as old as an ole time wardrope, evidently.
D- -ot : Dot
BITCHES!
Now that you mention how old I am, mstmompj, I’m realizing that tacomagic probably didn’t even GET that Electric Company song, huh?
Sheesh, what are all these youngsters doing hanging around the internet?
Can’t speak for anyone else, but I mostly alternate between here, cricket websites, and my own cricket blog. I live on the edge, baby, the edge.
My favourite is “Armwa”. I keep making loud “WAAAH-WAAAHHHH” sounds now. The cat is afraid.
It should be. It should be.
Mine too. I can’t decide who owned the “Armwa”. Barbara Walters, or a Kennedy.
Baba Wawa gets my vote.
Oh no, now I’m going to reference that at some point tonight, and it’s going to be back in circulation. ::Facepalm::
Happy Belated Birthday, by the way, Lola. Sorry I didn’t say it earlier.
Thanks, Meredith. Was Sara Jean’s, too. 🙂
Now I feel extra bad. I must make amends.
Lola, for you: http://fanart.lionking.org/Artists/Powerkat/Late.gif
Sarajean, for you: http://s706.photobucket.com/albums/ww66/bls777/Comments/Happy_Belated_Birthday/images/belated06.jpg
Hope you guys had a great day each!
Ooh, not-a-tigers! Thank you.
Unfortunately I can’t view photobucket files at work due to the whims of my firewall. You will have to wait ’til I get home before I can shower you with praise.
Are you sure that’s why the cat is afraid?
See, and now you’ve got me singing.
“Some people call me Armwa” “Waaaa Waaaah”
Now I have to come up with a whole YSaC themed version of that song.
“Really love that table can I take it for freeeeee?”
Continuing my YSaC song (to the tune of “The Joker”)
“Not a lion
not a lion
not a lion never waaaas…”
I hear it as sort of a fake-kissy noise. “ar-MWA.”
Armonir sounds like a cologne.
*black and white beach scene: camera pans slowly across waves to shore where a man and woman lie entwined*
(breathy woman’s voice) “Armonir…for men.”
I’ve neverunderstood why sweaty couples rolling around on the beach are supposed to make me want to buy perfume. Chances are they aren’t smelling too good right at that moment…
“For when you desire the alluring scent of low tide…”
“Armonir…for men.”
“An all natural blending of rotting seaweed, dead crab,sweat and salt…fused into one irresistable fragrance.”
“Available now at finer retailers and bait shops in eau de cologne, body powder, and territory-marking spray.”
“Now with sand granuals to simulate the feeling of having the beach caught in all your naughty crevices.”
That’s where the body powder comes in. It gets everywhere.
Sand polishing your bits . . . arrgghh!
It’s all fun and games until someone gets sand in their … yeah.
Aww guys, don’t be like that. It’s natures exfoliant!!!
There are certain things that don’t need exfoliation.
-Ancient Chinese Proverb
You know, I’ve been a woodworker for about 16 years now and I never once stopped to think why it’s called “sandpaper”. Now I suddenly realized that it’s because it’s paper with sand glued to it.
Apparently my grasp of the obvious slips from time to time. Feel free to mock me at your leisure.
Ha-Haa!
/Nelson Muntz
And the best part? Salt water on your recently-exfoliated naughty bits!
Mmm, sex-ay!
Or is that what those cheesy romance novels mean when they go on about “burning passion”?
Kramer called it “The Beach.” Calvin Klein stole it and called it “Ocean.”
XOXO- corey
SaraJean: The Stories I could tell you about having to perform emergency medical services to couples as a result of “business time” would make you laugh and cry all at the same time.
“sweaty couples rolling around on the beach”
Careful — that’s a moray.
And that’s Hawaiian Punch on my monitor. Thanks, Caro.
I though the moray was possibly lurking just out of sight, in the waves.
Now that’s a moray!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Muraena_helena.2_-_Aquarium_Finisterrae_edit.JPG
So romantic … a big snakey thing with teeth, and if it’s evening, you can’t see them. Mmmmmm. Nothing says love like taking your date to the ER.
You know what they say;
It’s not a great date until someone needs stitches or a defibrillator.
…
Okay, it might just be me who says that.
Sarajean, I’m glad I met my hubby before you did, he’d totally dig you.
Eels: Just one of thousands of reasons I refuse to get in the ocean.
Just my luck, all the good ones are married and/or gay.
*sigh
Sara Jean – it doesn’t get better with time.
Lola and Sarajean, may I suggest you go back to school? That’s where I met my husband. He’s told me he always wanted a college sweetheart, he just didn’t know he would have to wait 35 years for her to come along. *blushes*
That is so sweet ♥
Archie, that’s lovely. Hesounds lovely.
However, I finished paying off my loans for grad school two years ago and between the cost and my thesis/exam experience (too long to go into here), I’m not sure I could attend school even at gunpoint.
*sigh*
Ahhh, I hear ya, Lola. Got one more loan out for youngest daughter’s college, then all done. Just graduated middle daughter from university and she’s all paid for. Yay! Since I had such good luck (and I wasn’t even looking :o), I’ve suggested this to a couple girlfriends. Our junior colleges in this neck of the woods offer courses in wine studies, dance and my personal favorite, astronomy lab (heh, heh . . . it’s at night and you’re outside looking at the stars). All at very reasonable cost per unit.
*grin* I guess you could say I’m a fan so I want to spread it around.
*grinds teeth @ mention of community college*
Ruh roh, post traumatic classroom experience, Graham?
No, I just think the community college system is, by and large, a failure.
Community College: The highschool after highschool.
TM: Heyyup.
How sad if true. At my age, college is done and behind me long ago. Junior college offers a way for me to satisfy my love of academic stimulation on a variety of subjects and an avenue to meet (some) like-minded people, without spending a lot of coin. Except on books, of course . . . I love books.
The educational system in this country, starting from kindergarten on up, has always been one of my pet peeves. *swatting at bee in my bonnet* Too many folks are wasting their time and money (or their parents’ money or the government’s money). *pushing soap box away* No, don’t let me get started.
♪If an eel is attached to the fish that you catch it’s a Lamprey.
But if you swim in the sea and it bites at your knee it’s a Moray.♪
I had the burning passion once. Cancun is not a good place to just randomly stick whatever’s handy.
I got a sudden shiver up my spine when I thought about getting quoted for the first half of that declarition but without the note at the end.
Yup, right there, that’s where I made my mistake. Thanks drmk, now I KNOW you actually read everything we type. Always watching, judging, looking for that one weakness before you strike…
YARGGGHHHDDDRRBBLLLEE! *Flees*
OH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE DRMK!
*giggles and points*
Ha-Haa!
/Nelson Muntz
Tee-hee.
That was the first thing I saw when I logged in, and I promptly collapsed in snickerfits. Touché, Web Boss.
Now appearing at the 40watt: Snickerfits!
Wait, I thought taking things horribly out of context to victimize the user was just for religious fanatics and mother-in-laws.
*cough* llama-nun *cough*
Wait, wha happen??? I missed it, what’d I miss????
40 Watt reference ftw.
Meredith,
Tacomagic’s featured quote up there originally had another line, specifying that he knew about Hannah Montana forums because his wife worked for Disney tech support. He then went on to post:
‘I got a sudden shiver up my spine when I thought about getting quoted for the first half of that declarition but without the note at the end.’
…which, of course, drmk took full advantage of, because she is delightfully eeeevil.
Heee.
oooooooooohhhhhh. okay.
Selective editing FTW.
We almost need a wall of shame for purposes such as this :).
I think Armoer/Dresser is supposed to be Armorer/Dresser. It is probably a “wanted” posting from one of those D&D types who needs help donning their role playing costume.
“I don my Armoire of Invincibility.”
Will there be any GIRLS there???!!!???
Where’s the Mountain Dew????
Sorry dudes, I can’t make it. My parents told me that if I don’t clean up the basement they’ll confiscate my LARP weapons and sell them on Craigslist. Totally bullshit man.
I always got the “Will there be girls there?” question from my group in high school when it was my turn to DM, usually right after they asked what snacks I would be serving.
“Dude, I’m a girl and I’ll be there, does that answer your question?” Silently subtracts WIS points from idiot player’s character sheet.
My wife once got the coveted “Oh yeah… but you don’t count.” reply to that one.
Smooth way to woo the ladies, guy.
I used to get the “you don’t count” answer to a lot of stuff. I also got, “No, I meant REAL girls”. That didn’t leave emotional scars AT ALL!
What I DIDN’T know is that most of these guys wanted to go out with me, and my MOM scared them off. And now she wants to know why they’ve all gotten married and I’m single.
Oh, and all my other comments in this little thread are internet jokes, but no one gets them.
::sigh::
I got The Guild reference below, does that count?
True story: My 9 yr old daughter came with me to my l337g33k friend’s house *he works for Microsoft* and when offered a Halo 3 Mountain Dew, she refused and told me later that she thought Mountain Dew was beer for dorks.
It’s not the beer of dorks… it’s the sports drink of dorks.
Being a dork, I should know.
That’ll be a corey cred please.
Heh, the majority of my friends have always been girls, and I’ve also had my fair share of “oh, you don’t count”. I remember one time in college where the exact wording was “don’t worry, we don’t think of you as a guy; we think of you more like… some kind of asexual amoeba”.
Ah, my friends, those wonderful bitches.
That is bullshit. We were going to take on the UberBlob, which resides in the Haze of Virginious,on the crest of Mt. Desperatio.
Oh, and I call a meeting at Cheesybeards next Thursday, dudes.
Get a basement!
Wouldn’t we have to roll for initiative first?
You guys have no sense romance. Maybe you could use some of that ammore.
amore + ammo = ammore
“Shot through the heart,” indeed.
Ah, Lola, you give love a band name.
And she always has high-caliber comments, by anyone’s gauge.
Once again you’re right on target.
You give N00b5 and bad name
What about Noobs 1-4? What about them?
They were shot through the heart just seconds after they logged in.
PWND!!!!1
fuqin camprz
Yes, folks, they come as a comedy team!
Pick them up now for the low low price of 3 payments of 39.95, or a hubcap and a pack of Freshen Up gum.
You can still buy Freshen-Up?
Well ya see, down here we have this place called Ye Ole Cracker Barrel, and they serve all manner of ole timey goods. Three of those being FreshenUp, Beemans, and Clove gum. I stock up whenever my man-friends decide it’s time to stuff their arteries with salted pork and cereal bowl servings of gravy.
Ooh, and Beemans and Clove gum! *love*
I also wonder if the “ough” in “armough” is pronounced to rhyme with “tough.” If so, perhaps the person is selling a pair of rare TV earmuffs.
Also known as ‘headphones’?
I guess it really is all about how you market these things.
On a TOTALLY unrelated tangent, I will express my deep love for YSaC yet again.
I’ve been asked what I want for my birthday. I decided I think I most want either the Droid or the Iphone (probably the Droid).
Why, you ask? Because I want to get blazing fast internets on my phone.
Why’s that, you ask for further clarification?
Because I want to pull up YSaC anywhere, at anytime, so I NEVER miss out on the snarky goodness!
That’s how much I love you guys.
I might need to do that. I just found out I’m going to California in a week and a half for a year-long course so I won’t be getting to
screw offwaste taxpayer moneyspend time here anymore. 🙁Dude, you just bummed me out.
Norcal by any chance?
I dunno, does Monterey qualify as NorCal?
Monterey isn’t a bad place to spend a year. Please take us with you (virtually, I mean).
That’s kind of a gray area, in more ways than one. Beautiful area, but the coast can be pretty foggy.
Central coast, I’d say.
I’ll try my best, Lola!
I spent a week there a few years ago and it was definitely gray a lot, especially in the mornings.
I’ll settle for taking us with you literally, as well. I could suffer through a year in California.
Don’t you….forget about me….don’t don’t don’t don’t…..
Don’t worry, Meredith, after that night in Vegas (what I wasn’t blacked out for, anyway) I’ll never forget you. 😛
Monterey is a beautiful area to be sure, but the even prettier parts are up north, both along the coast and inland. If you have the opportunity to drive, take Highway 1 all the way up. Better yet, fly it. Absolutely gorgeous. And while you’re in Monterey, they may convince you to taste some Central Valley wines. They’re good . . . but not quite as good as our wines in Sonoma 🙂
And we have the interweb here on our coast so you should still be able to get your daily dose of snark and contribute accordingly.
I just noticed I use the word “and” to begin my sentences a lot. Shameful. I shall make corrections and amends. Please don’t send the language police just yet.
“Send” the language police? With whom do you think you’ve been talking for the past week?
Alright, up against the wall, mister. I believe you left out the “to” in that sentence. ‘Fraid, we’re going to have to take you downtown for some questioning.
*Pushes GrahamT in language policecar, intentionally hitting head on roof of car on the way in*
WEEEEEEWOOOOOWEEEEEWOOOOWEEEEEOOOOO
Don’t forget to cuff him. He likes that, according to a reliable police source who shall remain nameless.
*whispers* Thanks HHNF.
*falls on knees, shakes fists towards sky* NOOOOOOO!!!!
*stormy skies, thunder, rain and lightning, shitstorm of epic sadness*
You betrayed me!
I did? Are you military or something?
Umm… nevermind, I thought you were referring to ArchedEyebrow’s comment.
Yes, unfortunately.
That’s cool. I build submarines. And I’ll curb this now: none of them are yellow.
I’m telling all my USW friends not to go on their next cruise. What class do you build?
PLEASE RESPOND
NUCULAR! Ohio-class, mostly. Having worked on the damn Ohio, Kentucky, Jackson, Iowa and the Stennis. I’m just a lowly Boilermaker’s Brotherhood apprentice.
Awesome. When you get to journeyman, do you get a new name or something?
Nope. I’ve been called so many things here that I’m sure nothing would be ‘new’.
Nuts.
Graham, you are always welcome in Sunny San Diego, my husband and I will show you around some of the nice geeky places and some of the best beer ever made at Stone Brewery. 8) This offer good with any YSaC purchase, void where prohibited, state taxes to apply, see package for more details.
Thanks! Last time I was in San Diego I was a few hundred meters from the airport runway, so seeing a different aspect of the city would be nice! 😛
Aww… mwah!
(Meant as a reply-smooch to Meredith, not a farewell-smooch for Graham. Though I guess it works that way, too.)
Grab some room.
At this rate, I can get us a good deal on a whole block of rooms.
That totally typed out “black of rooms” first. I call racism on my fingers.
Meredith, Al Sharpton for you on line two.
well, I suppose we can’t all be lucky enough to have sexymagicfingers, now can we?
But some recliners can for an additional $250.
And if you visit the healthful living sextion… err section… at Amazon…
$250?!? But in the motel room it was only a dollar.
…
Not that I know about that sort of thing…
I just bought my wife a Motorola Droid. I like to say that the HTC Droid is not the Droid I’m looking for.
In Soviet Russia, droids are not the ones looking for you!
I have a friend whose last name is Renoir. He always spells it out for people. Otherwise they will often spell it Renwa.
That’s a sad state of affairs.
Yeah, and when they write it on a check, he can’t get his Monet.
Seriously, Bianchi, you are the master of this. I can’t even BEGIN to rise to your level.
Uh huh. You see now why Goddess applies?
Perhaps I need a new avatar.
How’s this?
oh yes, much more fitting your new title your, erm, nope, can’t think of the right word to end that with. I may need more coffee
It gives me weird feelings.
That means you’re growing up.
You do know that their power increases if they collide right?
Nice pit shot.
Bianchi, I can’t help but think you had a lot of fun trying to find just the right Goddess picture. It paid off. She certainly has a nice . . .
. . . long neck. *nods*
Wow, I might be through lusting after Catherine Deneuve and start lusting after your avatar now Bianchi. Sorry Lola, it’s not you, it’s me.
Go on then, Steve-O, she’s all yours … ’cause she frankly kind of scares me. :/
Yeah, she scares me too, but in a good way. She looks like she could leave you with scars…
He could go all gangsta, though.
Ren-WA, suckaaaaas!
I should just not drink beverages when I read this stuff. I’ll go make a note to stick on my laptop.
“You’ve got Mail”
“Also, place any liquids away from your mouth or computer area while surfing, thank you.”
Well, at least they’re not trying to spell chiffarobe.
Wait, that would be even more amusing.
“I haz a shiferob…chippenrop…swiffinlob…uhhh…dat thang dere wat u putt teh cloths n fer sail cheep…u muzt tek hornitz nezt tu.”
Ow, that hurt to read, I can only imagine how hard it was to type!
A few minor hemorrhages, I think I have the bleeding under control now.
::passes in a few more bandages::
here’s a place to buy as much armwhar furniture that will fit in your house
http://furniture.hellw.eu/armwar-furniture.html
OK, I clicked the link and there’s a video ad for sexy singles and it knew what city I’m in. WTF?
*X-files music plays in the background*
Is Lorraine a person or a spam-bot?
She’s either a hilarious bot, or tomorrows post!
Since her name links to some sort of job-finding service, I’m going with “spam-bot”.
Maybe we should start a Bot of the Day award for just such occasions.
It’s pretty epic that her post provides two misspellings of the same word.
It’s almost as weird as Graham’s name taking me to MY wishlist. Why the heck does he reference the stuff I want?
It is a little impressive that the Loraine bot was able to actually reference the original post with some degree of believability to the topic. Unlike the antics of the Google Ad-bot.
No Google Ad-Bot I am not looking for love, nor am I looking for bracelets.
but are you looking for a love bracelet?
That’s odd, I’ve got ads for Crate & Barrel and some furniture places.
I think Google might be making a pass at me then. I’m flattered but unavailable, Google.
Not a bot! When I clicked on the link it brought me to a list of places for armwhars….sorry if the link didn’t work!
Ohh boy! Turing Test time!
Lorraine: If you were a furry, what kind would you be?
What do you like about yourself more? [FEMALETRATS2] or [FEMALETRATS4]?
If you were posting a personal ad, would you attach a picture of:
a. Yourself
b. A rubber ducky
Turing Test???? Yikes…it’s a tough crowd here!
OK first I thought WTF is a furry? (and relevance?? ah…it doesn’t matter.) Or, am I furry? Nah, that can’t be it either.
Anyway, I am not a furry–nor a bot–so your question is moot.
Moo?? Maybe that’s it…I’m a moo.
Cow Furries: They’re udderly ridiculous.
Okay, you pass, but only because a computer would have caught the “if” before it tried to answer.
LoL TM. I guess that was her answer.
Sorry ’bout that, Lorraine.
These days you can’t be too careful.
Regarding furries – try doing a google image search, if you are really curious. I don’t recommend it, it’s really weird.
Holy craps. I just realized that not only do I have a bunny as my avatar, but if you add one ‘r’ to my name…
*Hands HHNF his spare squirrel costume*
Good grief.
I come to this site for a little education and a lot of laughs – today I got far more of both than I ever needed.
Lorraine, let me introduce you to Ken and Stacy:
http://lukewelling.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/furries.jpg
– people I’ve never met, and never, ever want to see again.
*thinking to self* Oh look, sweetbiscuit posted a link.
click
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!IT BURNS! IT BURNS MY EYES!
*pours baking soda in your eyes*
*Draws a bath of boiling bleach.*
Ok who needs to be cleansed?
I’m still not convinced. Maybe because a person who doesn’t know what furries are is so un-perverted as to be nearly extinct on the internet.
Ooh, a spare squirrel costume?! *chitters* You know how much I love…nevermind, Graham and I already had that conversation.
I’m so hiding in my daughter’s tree house in this. Scare the living hell out of the raccoons.
Is that a woman in that picture, sweetbiscuit? I … can’t tell. And I don’t want to stare too long.
HHNF, no one would believe that Hell Hath No Furries. I bet the place is crawling with them.
OHHH!!! Windrose with the slam dunk! Take that, furries!
Total WINdrose.
Taco, I thought guys liked a nice pair of teats.
I perfer my women to have huge… tracts of land.
I know there’s a joke there about storing nuts away for the winter, but I just can’t do it.
Oh, come on, do it! It’ll dovetail nicely with the furries conversation up there!
I was just horsing around.
I’d say the inability to spell “armoire” is due to Americans not speaking other languages. After all, the vowel combination in French are total nonsense unless one has at least a passing acquaintance w/ the language.
But that doesn’t explain the inability to spell “wardrobe”. That’s just pathetic.
The Not. A. Lion., the Witch and the Wardrope.
Wench?
I can’t believe I didn’t think of that. You win.
*pointing* See that. That right there. That’s why he’s a Master of Lasties!
Ooooh, we may have found the subject for SilvaNoir’s next piece of artwork!
I think we have, Lareina, I think we have. You are brilliant.
Then they throw in changes, such as “connoisseur” becoming “connaisseur” just for the Hell of it.
I’m not pointing out the 297 responses.
Should we refill the cocktail shakers and gear up for another “Rocky” night?
I noticed that. Every time I leave, that’s when they start the flirting and the gibber gab. I can take a hint, people!
Maybe you should just change when you get on.
I am game. It’s been a slow night at the fire station, so who can I hit on and make feel really uncomfortable?
If you hit on HHNF, you might be able to score — I drugged her up real good.
I don’t know about that. I get the impression she scratches and bites and can get very…. wait, what is the problem?
WHAT?! I am not an ‘ain’t no fun if the homies can’t have none’ kind of girl.
Must not have drugged her enough, sorry Steve. 🙁
I would slap you if you were within slapping distance.
I’m sure you would.
Don’t raise that eyebrow at me.
Or what?
Or I’ll make empty threats at you! *dun dun DUN*
Well, Graham, thanks for the offer, but you’re the one she loves to hate.
I feel so special. 🙂
Where is everyone? Namely Lola…. 🙂 Hey there! Venez-vous ici souvent? Voulez-vous danser avec moi?
You’d step all over her toes, Steve. Just like you stepped on Graham’s. *shakes fist*
Well done HHNF. Graham offered! It was his idea!
I read French pretty well, being raised partially *which parts?* in Uganda. I speak it with a baaad British accent when drunk.
Graham, I am not some bong to be passed around to your friends.
Even when you’re really, really high?
Oh give me a little more credit than that. I would take only the best care.
Yeah, he would wear the suspenders you like and everything.
Absolutely. I made the firemans calendar after all!
You mean you put it together?
I haven’t been high in so many years. I just get really obnoxious, really fast. Imagine that. Me, obnoxious?
But, would you wear the mustache, hat and say ‘It’s Mario time!’ too?
You got it Graham. My stapling skills are unrivaled.
Pics or it didn’t happen.
See, this, THIS is why I need a phone with the internets! I have to reset the router every few minutes. I guess I could get a router for my birthday, but that’s not much fun.
Or buy a better router. I had an issue with the router my cable company supplied where I had to reset frequently. I bought a new router and have had no problems since.
Holy Shatners. Please, for the love of all that is the people who think you’re awesome, change your avatar. My brain…it cannot handle…
You don’t like? I’ve been looking for something that perfectly spoke of who I am as a well rounded individual. As soon as I saw this, I said to myself, “Self, that is IT”.
Ewww
What… is that?
NO!!!!! i’ll love and *gag* accept you no matter what you look like *gurgle*
OMG, I’m gone a couple hours and look what’s happened. Meredith, what have you done to yourself . . . me eyes! me eyes!
But…but…I’m a BEaUtiful Not.A.Lion!
I don’t know what I said or did to upset you, but I am very, very sorry.
(looks at avatar again)
(shudders)
So very sorry.
315 comments. You ready to knock back some cough syrup and get your crazy on Graham?
I have lots of crap to post tonight.
Doh, I just +1’d myself. Misfire. I see the red and can’t stop myself from clicking on it.
That’s what…oh nevermind. I’m sure you’ve heard it before.
That what — what? What I said?
that’s what…she said! Bwahhaha! Get it? Like, something you said could be misconstrued as a sexual failure, and that a female would make fun of you for it. Hahaha I kill myself.
DOHOHOHO!
I SEE WHAT U DID THERE!
I must spread this awesomeness around the general public, so that all may use it! I’m generous with my genius.
That’s what she said?
Actually, “That’s what she said” is what she said.
Careful with the weird recursives… we might get ourselves stuck in a strange loop.
I think you’re getting the hang of it.
Oooh! And tomorrow, you can say, ‘that’s what she said…last night!!’ Ah, it gets better and better.
I will definitely use that. But does it have to actually be something you said? I’m unclear on the rules.
It had better be. Or any other girl here. Seeing as we are the only girls worth talking to that are intelligent, gorgeous and worth thinking about that way.
Thinking about what way?
Sexual-context way, of course! Especially Meredith.
Yeah, ‘specially with that sexy new avatar.
By the way, that word is forever ruined for me. Thank you, James Cameron.
Glad I’m not the only one who shudders when they hear that word now. Visions of racism dance in my head…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty4bLUifoaw&feature=related
*starts to mention TMSF’s post plus editing in Don’t Suck box but can’t stop laughing*
*notices 300++ comments, and passes out*
Oh, sure: blame the number of comments and not the sherry.
Aren’t you someone’s husband?
Maybe; hang on, and I’ll ask.
Yup: I am. 🙂
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.
God I hate that song.
Yes, the sheryy had sumtin to do witit.
I think I better go set up another room in the forum! LOL
Don’t forget the mirrors! 😉
Great, see Graham? *Seagrams? Speaking of alcohol* We set a horrid example. Either that or a very, very good one.
HHNF, Windrose and I *met* doing this kind of thing. 🙂
Drinking alcohol?
Graham, that too.
Holy cruds, Graham, I think he was warning us.
*reads post carefully under the influence of sleeping aid*
I’m not trying to hook up with Windrose, Chthulhu, and you just keep your tentacles off of my lesbian, ya hear me?
aw, sweetest…sleepy…wierd internet misdirected chivalry evar!
And don’t talk to Chthulhu that way. That’s windrose’s man.
Ooops, sorry there, Windrose.
Graham, all is forgiven in the morning. *yawn*
No worries, Graham.
Has anyone consulted the Book of Armoirements yet?
We broke the record again. Although this time wasn’t as satisfying… it’s like when you’re playing Hearts and you get kind of a questionable hand but you manage to Shoot the Moon anyway versus when you have an awesome hand from the start… We got dealt an easy hand tonight.
I vote YSaC most likely to break the internets some day.
In Soviet Russia… nevermind.
It’s never the same as the first time.
I accidentally the first time.
Accidentally…what?
I accidentally. What else would you need to know?
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/I_accidentally_X
Absolutely nothing. I have inserted my own verb.
Great succcess. Do you have Google talk?
Yup
Ssshh… don’t tell the interwebs but chesty.mcmasters is a really cool guy. Eh eats 419 and doesn’t afraid of anything.
NEVERMIND I WAS RIGHT THE FRIST TIME
and 419 is meaningless.
If you sent me to some fruitcake transvestite who lives in his momma’s basement or a federal prison I’m goinvg to be slightly annoyed. Unless he’s hot. oh, god. Do YOU fit that description?
Son, I am disappoint.
Bring on the memes! The night is young!
400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400! 400!
In Soviet Russia, meme brings on you.
Finally, Ed.
If I unfocus my eyes a little bit, I see a 3-D eagle pop out of your comment.
That’s just the cough syrup kicking in.
*wears flowered suspenders, shorts and hat with feather and rain boots, singing through paper towel roll*
Riiiicollaaaaaaa!
*hic*
OH SHI-
Lederhosen?!
Yeah, that’s the stuff…
Will this do?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpcUxwpOQ_A
beaker for the WIN! Nothing beats this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgbNymZ7vqY
Not even this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysIzPF3BfpQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSDj7bjAv2s&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRRFfg2Guq4
Won’t take long.
That’s it, we broke 400.
It’s all happening so quickly!
And we’re there.
500?
My sleeping pills are already kicking in, I feel like I’m in a glass elevator watching the floors fly by.
Mine hors!
What did you call me?
GET A ROOM!
I’m hoping Silva Noir comes back some day and draws a mine hors.
Cat math!
I’ll give you 3 tubs of 1970s vintage Kix if you take my Cat Math class for me, but you have to take the bees too.
Win!
I lolled. (My neck muscles are tired.)
Nice one!
Oh, yeah. I need a smoke…
Hey Steve-O, can you bust out a firehose and spray the place out. Someone puked up a bunch of memes.
Again.
I can do that. The hoses are out already for the car fire we just had.
Firemen had a car fire? You’d think that they, of all people, wouldn’t catch their car on fire.
“The hoses are out” is my new code for this sort of late-night meme-spewing comment-section buffoonery.
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/firetruck-fire.jpg
LOL
LoL @ Isaac, not firetruck on fire. Dat’s SRS fuqin BUISNESS!
“The hoses are out” is very appropriate. And that link to 4chan gave my computer seizures. It is slightly post-dictal right now.
That’s what she said… last night.
I see what you did there.
The night, she is so young…
More memes!
500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500! 500!
Enjoy, but I’m going to bed.
I’ll enjoy the aftermath tomorrow.
dead couch snake, um free kittens, let’s see, write a love note to my girlfriend the cosmanautoalogist zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Quit breaking the damn style sheet!
In Soviet Russia, cosmonautologist sends a love note to you!
MOAR
You rage, you lose.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7V1gEjtmm9M
Best parody since Weird Al
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4npUdfEmbQ
You broke the sound on my computer.
Too bad this isn’t 4chan.
Steve: Not Safe for Work.
Let’s keep going until we have over 9000 posts.
DBZ!!!!
Oh God. GTFO.
*big doe eyes*
Damnit.
Just renounce “DBZ” and I’ll consider allowing you to stay.
Bibbidy Bobbidy Boo
lol wut
BALETED
Um…don’t have tits. Just fried eggs on my chest.
So i better GTFO
What?! Where did that come from, HHNF? Jeez louise! *yells* Get the kids outta the room, folks!
HHNF, have you been tippling?
Wow. Very self-deprecating HHNF.
Whoops, I might have akshuly made her mad that time. *braces for furry*
I can’t see a reason to lie. *super-crappy me wif no bewbz lawlz*
http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m174/sweetallysmom/dumbme/dumbme11-15-09002.jpg
http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m174/sweetallysmom/dumbme/m_6d4ab8bf84b8578d0005c0e11df7b06c.jpg
I’m sorry, HHNF — plz 4give me. I just thought it would b lulzy if I sekshually harassed you a little bit and then covered my tracks by BALETING my provocative comments.
I’m taking my husband and going to bed. Good night, dear friends!
Goodnight, hopefully we didn’t scare him too much!
Bweynah Snoaches, Weendroaz.
nachos. Omnomnom
Night night, windrose. Enjoy your rest … heh heh. As for the remainder of you rowdies, the night is young. Pick a card, any card . . .
Queen of Spades.
Three of clubs.
Awww. I was just bein’ figurative and you guys actually picked cards! How sweet and willing. Don’t worry, GrahamT, I won’t rat on you to HHNF. Um, unfortunately, I had no game plan. Damn. Let’s see. WWBD?
But did I guess right?
(It’s always right when I’m watching Penn & Teller.)
🙁 sorry no, Isaac. Hint: remember, with a woman you always pick a heart.
So what have you been up to Isaac? You seem to be scarce these days.
I’ve just had a few busy weeks with work and whatnot. It’s the beginning of the semester, and things haven’t quite settled down into a predictable work rhythm yet. I’ll probably be rearing my ugly head a bit more often now that registration is calming down.
Better to rear your head than to head your rear–or something.
Are we really putting this to bed after only 460 comments? Surely someone else has something to say.
Where’s Bianchi with the paronomasia par excellence?
He left us… He left us!!
Is it just me or do the not.a.lion’s eyes move every once in awhile?
He’s watching….aaaallllllwaaaaays watching.
Monsters Inc for the win.
Well, time for me to get a little shut eye before the bars close and I have to go deal with the ensuing madness. Fights, wrecks, I’m drunk but I think my appendix burst-itis, and the usual funny business.
I like the drunk people with ghastly injuries who think they’re okay.
Oh the stories I could tell you Graham. This is one crazy profession.
Yay fireman injury storytime!
I’ve been scarred for life ever since my driver safety class in 10th grade when the firefighters came in and showed us the video of people’s brains smashed all over the highway.
It worked though. I haven’t smashed my brains all over the highway (yet).
I hear ya, Steve-O. My husband works the graveyard madness, too.
Fireman, cop or some other civil servant?
Yes.
Fabulous. Tell him to be safe tonight. Talk to everyone else later.
Thank you :). You do the same. It’s always a blessing to see the morning light.
Okay, looks like the clock on the wall is telling me goodnight.
Good luck reaching 500 tonight, folks.
Night, Isaac. 500 seems a long ways away. And my eyelids are drifting, too. Can’t believe we’re soooo close, tho. I’ll try to stick around for a bit longer
Lallallaaaa!!!*manun*
Ba ba bada da!
i bet with my net I can make 500. So…close!
Can a net be used as collateral for gambling?
Only a butterfly net
We are NOT letting 500 get away. Peer down into the bottom of the barrel and come up with something . . . anything. Oh wait, did I just ask HHNF and Graham to come up with anything? Am I mad?
As a hatter.
AE, you’ve now left yourself in the enviable position of being frist and lsat on the same thread. I’m going to bed, too.
Oh wait, HHNF might ruin it for you.
I typically am the ruination of everything held dear.
Being frist on the lsat is like virtually impossible.
It would be an honor to be last, but I certainly can’t claim to be a master of lasties just yet. I have to earn my stripes. As in Not.A.Lion.
Night, Ed. Sleep well and try not to wrinkle your sailor hat.
Oh my good God. What HAPPENED here??
No kidding! 6:45 EST and there are 511! I didn’t even stay up and help (much) because I wasn’t feeling well. Some night I’ll stay up with the kids on the west coast and … hope I don’t get get unrecoverably stupid. 😉
I love that staying up long enough means that Mr. Windrose may make an appearance. Cool!
Holy Mother of John Lennon—there are 512 comments on here. Sheesh! Maybe I’ll join in the craziness this weekend, if y’all are still going strong.
To Quote the Sacred Writings of the Ostriemu, “You people are nuts.”
Zombies are nuts about brains.
Or do you guys already follow Bent Objects?
Holy Bleeping Bleep!
I WANT a print of that so much. I must add that site to my daily browsing list.
Last
Yup, you certainly are, and I’ll make sure you stay that way.
I think the recurring armoire-butcherings are amongst my favorite of the suckages.
It’s my first time commenting. I just did so, because you said I should. This place makes me laugh, and laugh, and laugh. I suppose it’s because I always enjoy public forums dedicated to gathering internet displays of asininity in such a succinct manner, with so much witty banter to accompany it. 🙂
There are others? Surely there’s none like YS@C.
I mean, doesn’t the book say that we shall have no llamas before drmk?