YSaC, Vol. 714: My abdomen empire is growing.
2010 July 1
I’ve posted some rather misguided attempts at ottoman before. Sadly, that hasn’t stopped people from coming up with their own new permutations:
Lazy-boy Chair and Abdomen
GREEN ROCKER CHAIR WITH ADEMAN
Leather Couch, Chair and Automin – $300
Chair and autumin – $30
BARCELONA CHAIR & OTTERMAN (VAN DER ROHE) USED ONLY IN A VACANT HOUSE – $500
Real nice Loveseat with matching Chair and Otterman – $150
2 automons for blk leather rockers
2 matching ottomen – $5
I guess I never really thought about it before, but the plural of ottoman would have to be ottomen, wouldn’t it?
Thanks to Megan, Emily, Aleta, Ciera, Eric (for the two ‘otterman’ posts), tworockgirl, and Amy for the submissions!
I once conquered my abdomen empire, but then came the revolution, and it’s way outta control again. 8/
I remember that campaign! The rebels rushed your colonel and caused a major breach in your southern defenses.
Uh, yeah. That’s the one. Ahem.
That reminds me, I think I’m coming due for my coloneloscopy.
I keep losing the battle with my abdomen as well. I blame pie and icecream for being so tasty. It’s all their fault.
I have the same problem with chocolate biscuits, they’re demons I tell you!
My love of chili peppers and spicy food in general does how one rather significant drawback.
I went down down down and the flames went higher,
and it burns burns burns, the ring of fire,
the ring of fire.
Does how one?
How = have.
I can’t let everyone upstage me today, typos are MY thing.
TM – does that “ring of fire” have gold on the rim?
“I found me a golden ring of fire…..”
That’s “how”.
That’s my football team’s “theme song” and all the players from that side who went to the World Cup got food poisoning. Coinkydink? I think not…
Nutella is my kryptonite. That stuff is made by devils. And the jars are too small.
I know! I can barely fit my whole face in there. Once the emergency services start replying to your frantic, muffled phone calls with “Jen? Is it the nutella again?” you know you have a problem…
psssst, sj: you can get two BIG jars of Nutella in one package at Costco!!!
BTW, I was just over at develish1’s web page, and there is voting going on right now at Airlock Alpha for the Portal Awards. We have so many geeks here, I thought it would be fun to invade that space. We can vote once a day. Please vote for David Tennant in the first category in honor of dev!
http://airlockalpha.com/genre-awards/2010/index.php
Thanks you Windrose,
not just for the mention, but for the nudge I needed to get my fingers typing in here again.
I will try to do better, promise. Erm, When I get back that is. I haven’t voted myself yet today……
Hi, Dev! Had been asking after you. Glad you are back. 🙂
Thanks Lola,
not sure I’m back properly yet, I’ve still got “things” to deal with, but I’m certainly visiting, and intend to do it more often from now on.
Good!
The other person I’m wondering about is Colleen. She bought that smoky mattress, asked for instructions on de-stanking it, and said it was fine and … then a great silence from Massachusetts and no appearances of her beatnik kitty avatar. I hope she wasn’t overcome by the smoke or the remedies … anyone know?
nope, just had a look back though and you’re right, she hasn’t commented since mid May.
Unlike me she didn’t leave a trial of breadcrumbs (website address) for us to follow in search of her either.
Uh oh. That’s about when I started commenting. I hope there’s not some time-space continuum problem in which two people from Massachusetts cannot regularly comment at the same time.
I doubt it.
You should be ok so long as you don’t touch each other. You didn’t touch her did you?
Eddies! Eddies in the space-time continuum!
Oh. And this is his otterman, is it?
Otterman and chesterfield sofa, LRC. 😉
+42 A Doors, LRC.
Thank you, thank you. *bows*
I was excited for the chance to use one of my most favorite quotes ever. Most days, just thinking about that scene can crack me up.
The thing I love about that scene was the fact that I was just young/uneducated enough that my response would have been more or less the same as Arthur’s, with the possessive punctuation in the print the only giveaway that it wasn’t quite what it sounded/looked like.
So the first thing you do when faced with the wonderously improbable is to go looking for a cup of tea?
Bridgete –
Well, it’d certainly explain why I don’t comment all that often – the Massachusetts Limit. I think we’ve hit upon a new principle!
I mean, it couldn’t possibly be the new baby (3.5 weeks now!) and the busy schedule, right?
Yes, right after one checks that their towel is in order.
Yes, with Meej’s input, I think there must be a Massachusetts principle. We’ll have to see if Colleen comes back as the bar exam draws near. My comments will start dwindling pretty soon here. In fact, I won’t be here until late tomorrow. I have an all-day practice multiple choice test.
Bridgete – best of luck with the practice exam tomorrow. Just remember that all the answers are (E) – All of the above, or (K) – Naked. 🙂
So, this is what happens upon late arrival. Let’s see:
Hi dev! Long time no see. Let it not be that long again.
Bridgete: Best of luck on the bar. There is a shortage of GOOD attorneys. We are counting on you.
Meej: Been there, done that. Love the silver hair that comes with.
Jeez I remember fighting OtterMan Mega Man 15. A real tough cookie unless you beat Sealman first. It’s all knowing the progression of bosses in those games.
If I rememer correctly it goes:
WhalerMan > OrcaMan > SealMan > OtterMan > ShellfishMan > AnaphylaxisMan > DoctorMan > BubonicMan
You may insert the word “in” strategically into that first sentence in order to make it more… less nonsensical. This teaches me for posting right before a bathroom run.
OtterMan is nowhere near as tough as BeaverMan.
Dam you, BeaverMan!
Just for you Bianchi
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2010/06/29/funny-pictures-beaver-shot/
Don’t forget this classic:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhyCL-ELRxg
A tough Beaver is a thing of frustration.
…. and they bully the neighborhood.
OtterMan, OtterMan,
Does whatever an otter can.
He is short and he is furry –
goes through the water in a hurry –
Look out, look out for the OtterMan.
OtterMan, OtterMan,
Likes his dinner out of a can.
Look out if you’re an anemone,
Cause he’ll eat you up you see –
Look out, look out for the OtterMan.
Oh, a wise guy, huh? Why, I otter…
Nyuk-Nyuk-Nyuk
Moe! Larry! Cheese!
Where do TriangleMan and ParticleMan fit in?
Well, if they get into a fight, Triangle wins. So:
Universe Man > Triangle Man > Particle Man > Person Man
Great, but how on Earth do you beat Universe Man to start with?
(My guess: cheat codes.)
Ooh! When do you fight Batman?
And where does SixSidedOctagonMan fit in?
Ok, lets see here:
SixSidedOctagon Man > Universe Man > Batman > Superman (Order debated) > Triangle Man > Particle Man > String Theory Man > Unified Quantum Theory Man > Person Man
Windy — Was that the Ade Man revolution or the Auto Mon (Jamaican) revolution? History was never my best subject.
Artsy, I think they both happened at the same time. It was a massacre!
I thought that Auto Mon was a robotic household cleaner. I’d like one to go with my Roomba.*
*Don’t actually own a Roomba, but want one, largely for entertainment value.
I thought that’s all anyone had those for?
That, and cat confusion. Note that Roomba, and the knock-offs at BB&B are cheaper than Confuse-A-Cat, Plc., Ltd. or even Amaze-A-Vole, Ltd.
The thing about the knock-off copies is that they are not quite strong enough to tote around any but the lightest of kittens–which becomes an issue when the kitten grows into a cat and still wants rides.
Cat confusion huh? It would work more as a cat terroriser in my house I think, since mine run away from anything that moves.
With my brood it goes like this;
:turn vacuum on:
Simon – runs and hides under bed
Firefly – attempts to electrocute self by chewing on cord
Fearless – rolls over and goes back to sleep
I haven’t decided if I would be afraid of a Roomba or not. I mean, technically it’s a vacuum. And it’s moving of its own accord. But it’s also small, and I’m not afraid of Dustbusters.
And how loud the thing is, that seems to be a factor as well. Not with Simon though, he got frightened by the bathroon rug* this morning.
*Really wish I was joking, but he did. Specifically the fringe along one side.
I just noticed! Bathroon! Everyone’s trampling all over Taco’s territory today! I’d better watch my step.
Yeah, be careful. I’ve seen how Taco marks his territory. You don’t want to get that stuff on you.
Early morning sing-along!
“I say ottoman and you say abdomen,
I say ottoman and you say ademan,
Ottoman – automin
Ottoman – autumin
Let’s call the whole thing off!”
“I say dining and you say dinning,
I say chest of and you say chester,
Dining – dinning
Chest of – chester
Let’s call the whole thing off!”
Good morning, YSaC!
Mandy — step away from the remote. Too much time with the TV rots the brain. You should try some nice websites instead. Try http://www.yousuckatcraigslist.com instead=)
So Manda… how long have you been holding onto that one? 🙂
It just came to me in a flash of stupid this morning. I don’t even remember typing it. I read the posting and then I blacked out for a minute. When I came to, there it was! 😉
I blame my 4.5 year old, 3 year old, and 1 year old. And the 2 extra kiddos I’m watching today – 6 months and 2 months old respectively. MandaB’s got a case of the crazy apparently!!!
Holy children farm, Batman! You could
harvest a lot of kidneysfeed a lot of ducks with that group!I am loving your phrase “Flash of stupid.” Planning to appropriate it for future use of my own.
Me too. I get those all the time (have you read my blog?) I just never knew what to call them till today.
Mandy – may the Sanity Gods smile upon you today (they sure aren’t here).
Feel free! Flashes of stupid for everyone!
Oooooooh! Now I’m thinking we need T-shits (or shirts) that say
“I was flashed by Manda and all I got was stupid”
grumbles,”no one ever flashes me, how will I ever get stupid?”
LRC, I laughed so hard I have tears running down my face. I definitely want a T-shiRt with that on it!
Kelli – Here’s a flash just for you!
I don’t know, Manda, a t-shit has some appeal. Maybe something fake, from a novelty store, made into the shape of a T, with writing on it?
Hmmm. The writing would have to be really small. Or the, uh, “canvass” really big. Perhaps shiRts would be a better option.
Luckily, the one kind of Flash that Apple still supports is the stupid kind. I can still view craigslist!
I’m so proud! – Manda gets her song talents from me. I terrorized her for most of her formative years with made up songs, and she used to beg me not to sing anything when she brought a date over – ah, those were the days….
*sniffles and wipes away a small tear*
I think she get the “flashing” from her mother – I just don’t know.
I would think you would know about her mother’s flashing, but then, I’m kind of a traditionalist that way.
There are just some things that aren’t discussed in polite society. Which is why there is YSaC.
*Aside to Manda: You might wish to reconsider the offer of “Feel free” – at least set out a ‘tip jar’.
What??
I think Taco might have a “tip” for you…
Ewwwwwwwwww!
Brain Bleach, please. STAT!
I’d prefer it if we didn’t speak of Grampmommy flashing Grampdaddy. Pass the brain bleach, please!
‘Tis true. Grampdaddy taught (or is that tong?) me everything I know about song parodies. Feel free to blame him. As for me and flashing…I’m not saying a word about any of that.
Grampmommy does not flash Grampdaddy – she’s more of a long-exposure, available light kind of person…
Annnnnnd I’m gonna be sick…thanks Dad!
I’ve noticed that people with Lazy-Boy chairs often have impressive abdomens, but I wasn’t aware that they were sold as a set.
In fact, don’t most La-Z-Boy chairs have a built-in footrest, and therefore need no ottoman?
Camille, surely you mean “extensive” rather than “impressive”?
develish1 – I was using “impressive” as a euphamism, but yes, “extensive” would do too.
Are you pulling a Taco there, Camille?
doesn’t he do that for himself?
I mean……..erm………
*coughs loudly and goes back in to the corner*
Sorry, Isaac, of course I meant euphEmism. Apparently, the power of TacoMagic Spelling Suggestion is strong.
Personally, I think the better adjective to use for abdomen here is prodigious. It fits both what was meant here, and what was accidentally meant, as it can mean both “sizable”, and “marvelous”.
Expansive.
Mine’s expensive, once you add up all those pints of Ben & Jerry’s.
“luxurious”
Ewwww.
“Calassy”?
Automon is, of course, the Caribbean knockoff to the wildly popular 1983 science-fiction television series starring Desi Arnaz, Jr. and the animated mote “Cursor.”
Don’t try and fool me wikipedia. I know TRON when I see it!
Stop eyeing up my baby! He hasn’t gotten enough weight on him to be considered food yet.
Wait, what?
Slightly off topic, but did you know they are coming out with a new TRON?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1104001/
Yes I did! I’ve already told my wife we’re going to the opening night.
Not. Optional.
The fact that Bruce Boxleitner is returning as Tron gives me fanboy glee.
I might have squeed a little.
Saw this today, which might also cause squee:
[quote]Of the reviews I’ve seen, The Onion’s AV Club’s is the best:
Where to start with this one? How about this: If any movie ever warranted a class-action lawsuit against the filmmakers, it’s The Last Airbender. [/quote]
Mrs. Taco is producing another Tron? TM, you devil!
Oh, my Dad saw that when the family went to see Toy Story 3.
I LOVED that show. I bet it actually sucked. And Manimal… I knew that one sucked at the time but I want to see it again anyway.
Just the title “Manimal” on its own is a suckage tipoff.
I don’t get how the second to the last one is ever going to work out. Rick James died a long time ago, and I don’t see Prince buying any automons right now.
I see how you misread that, jg, but the ad is clearly looking for folks more like Meatloaf: bulk leather rockers. And I believe there are plenty of those.
Like Screaming Trees or BTO? I don’t know how much leather they actually wear, but bulk seems to come into it …
… and AdeMan is, of course, the sidekick to the superhero Green Rocket (not Rocker, as Sparky has typed it—oh, why can’t these Craigslist Sparkies correct their typos?).
During superhero battles, especially on hot summer days, AdeMan distributes refreshing fruit-based beverages to the beleaguered combatants.
*Crash*
OH YEAH!
Isaac — I think Sparky is in a different virtual world/reality than some of us.
Fortunately, TacoMagic permeates all realities.
That’s a frightening thought.
Me myself, I like to split my time between the Real World and one of the DC Universes.
Also, Civilization IV. Later I’m going to play a game a MehMeh I of the Abdomen Empire. (Disguised, of course, as Mehmed II of the Ottoman Empire)
*as MehMeh I
Do as you otterman,
Add acidman to waterman.
This sounds especially counter-cultural to me, because Waterman is the name of the building that houses the President’s Office and the rest of the administration here on campus.
Like, wow, man.
Don’t you mean “wowman”?
“BARCELONA CHAIR & OTTERMAN (VAN DER ROHE) USED ONLY IN A VACANT HOUSE – $500”
Umm… Wouldn’t a vacant house, by virtue of being vacant have a decided lack of furniture and/or people, regardless of if they were from Spain or resembled a semi-aquatic mannal?
Thus the vacancy paradox begins.
Can you use something in a vacant house. Can a house be vacant if you use something in it? I feel an iff statement coming on.
Not another paradox!
I’ve had quite enough of reapers for one lifetime thank you very much.
NINE! *hearts*
Nine is four and four is cosmic
I am he as you are he and you are me and we are all together?
I’d forgotten how surreal it gets in here sometimes. God I’ve missed this! lol
Astro — aren’t you suppose to be the Eggman now?
I was thinking “walrus” myself
Or possibly valtrus-suka.
Lacawhates?
Clearly, they mean it was sat in by ghosts.
Vacancy Paradox is the name of my Vertical Horizon cover band.
that one was puzzling me too sarajean, in fact I need more coffee now.
Dammit, that should say “mammal”. Stupid red bar.
SJ, don’t work my side of the street.
Maybe SJ means “Manimal”.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manimal
Why did they cancel Manimal, WHY!
Same reason they canceled Automan: the show’s writers were starting to get too close to The Truth.
Isaac, are you, by any chance, in the market for a tin-foil hat?
And after only 8 episodes. Somehow it seemed longer than that.
No thanky. Got my own already.
Trust No Tinfoil Hat Made by Someone Else. That’s my motto.
Is that truly your motto, man?
Well, they did not say “unoccupied” only that it was vacant.
Or, perhaps it is a speeling missteak and should be read as “vagrant”
Dang it, this is supposed to be up under TM’s “iff statement” post.
A Spanish vagrant otterman for $500 seems a bit pricey. Anything in a domestic ocelotman, preferably housetrained?
If you send me $500, I will perform the rites and incantations needed to prevent infestations of Not.A.Lions in you ottom.
Note that prevention of other feline plagues, there may be additional costs.
:Checks wallet:
I have … twelve dollars and twenty three cents. What will that get me?
Uh [ciphering in head] a shaken iced tea and a cardboard pastry at s’bucks, and you’ll likely have to bum a quarter for the meter.
See, at DD, that would get you a large iced latte and some sort of donut-type item. Jus’ Sayin’
In my kitchen that would get you dinner, a glass of wine, and a fruit dessert.
Granted, we aren’t open to the public yet.
Sounds like my kitchen; freezer has steaks (gifts from my middle sister) but, sides? Not so much.
Mind, if I don;t some up with $4-500 here some pronto, might become a moot point.
Cap’n, is you ottom anywhere near Spare Oom?
Too dang close to Barsoom for my taste.
I think Sparky meant “unoccupied”—like a model house, or the “show model” in a condo complex.
Of course, not every model house is untenanted, but if the ottoman starts falling apart, there’s always money in the banana stand.
If so, sparky has not seen the folk who loiter in “model” and “demonstration” homes–which ought to be required RE disclosures . . .
The vacant house paradox really bothered me, as well.
I was thinking perhaps Sparky broke into a vacant house, with his “BARCELONA CHAIR & OTTERMAN (VAN DER ROHE)”, whenever he wanted to sit down.
I didn’t find it so much a paradox as a sadness. I envision a house that everyone has moved out of and taken all the stuff they wanted. The sad, lonely otterman has been left behind, like a ghost, haunting the otherwise empty rooms.
(Why is “If You Could Read My Mind” now running through my head?)
Maybe I’ve been watching too much terrible melodrama lately (thank you, flatmates) but I read it as a house where the people may still be there, but the _love_ has left.
“Vacant” in this case therefore refers to the emotional void left behind by the memory of those we have loved and lost, or those who we were never able to truly bring into our world in the first place, because they managed to work the ropes loose and escape through the little window we always knew we should probably board up, but it would look suspicious, and Mrs Jenkins is SO nosy and.. wait, what?
I think “otterman” sounds like it has the potential to be an awesome Not.A.Lion.esque drawing.
I went searching for for a picture of an otterman, but instead found something akin to the llama-nun…. an otter saint!
http://ursulav.deviantart.com/art/St-Otter-and-the-Egg-78434669?q=1&qo=1
“Otto. There’s one palindrome you won’t be hearing again for a while.” – Principal Skinner
“Alcohol increases your ability to drive.”
*checks the answer*
“Aw man!”
Ottoman
Plural: Ottomen
Durational Present: Ottomanning
Past: Ottomanned
Durational past: I was Ottomanning
Future: I shall Ottoman
Durational future: I will be Ottomanning
Plural Perfected Durational Aspects in Future:
I shall have been going to Ottomenned.
Ottomangle: verb – to incorrectly spell words related to furniture.
“She listed her French Preventional dining set on Craigslist as a dinning set. She totally ottermangled it!”
I think you just created a new meme Manda 🙂
I *love* this. May I make it into a tag?
drmk, I would be honored!
Plus I figure it’s your blog so you can do whatever you want. 🙂 Someone once told me, “Never say no to the llama-nun!”
So, does that mean these posters speak in Ottomanglish?
Silly Taco, posters don’t speak. Not even over 40 boy band posters.
You have over 40 boy band posters? I bet you could get some serious cash for them on Craigs List.
In Canada and the U.K., the past tense of ottoman is ottomeant.
And where does Ottomong fit in?
I think that’s the past participle form when used as a adjective:
He had an ottomongen car.
Otomen– a japanese comic about a very unmanly man who likes to sew.
oto-men can be read as “younger brother + mask” but, “sound of raw cotton” has a much more hikikomori sense to it.
hideki-san emails me to say that otomen can really be read as “noodles for younger brother” or as in the sense of being ramen, the sort of thing hikikomori tend to eat.
“Younger brother” also being able to be read as “immature bother” in this sense, too.
Count me as happy to have gotten to the bottom of the list and then perceived it to be a compendium, and not the single listing I had feared.
Otterman, Otterman,
Does whatever an Otterman does.
Can he swim within a pond?
Yes he can, ’cause he’s Otterman!
<3
But your gravatar keeps morphing and it is confuzzling me.
It’s what happens when one registers more than one e-mail address at Gravatar.com. It allows me to change it to suit the mood without changing it for all my posts. The Otter gravatar above is an image of the original Astrognash I spoke of the other day, that was created for a fansite of the Redwall series.
I was going to bring up Redwall! Yes, there was an otterman in that 🙂
(otter)Man, it’s been forever since I read the Redwall books. Did Jacques ever finish writing them, or is he still pumping them out like they’re forgotten realms editions?
They’re still coming out at the rate of roughly one per year. The latest one, The Sable Quean[sic*], is actually the best one in a good while. I see a correlation between this and the fact that he took an extra year to write it.
*It’s a pun. Quean, which is pronounced the same as “Queen”, is also, apparently, an old word that means a wicked woman.
One thing I learnt from studying Chaucer – if it starts with a “qu” it is 99% likely to be a Naughty Word and therefore to be written down immediately for further study.
Same here, I have multiple addresses registered too. Although sometimes I get confused and post here the wrong one and my comments don’t match with my pic
If you are very sneaky, you can use different usernames with different Gravatars. Then you have to keep them straight, which can be hard sometimes.
Not that I actually do that. But you could.
What?
Stop staring at me!
but I already do that sarajean, I thought you knew.
You’re not going to force me to own up to all my alter-egos now are you?
Not if you don’t make me.I have no idea what you are talking about. 😉
In that case, neither do I.
I’m glad we got that settled.
Same here.
The thing is though Dr. it doesn’t work so well if you still use the same website address with a different name and avatar.
That sort of gives the game away.
Blast! Foiled Again!
I gave you a door for that. Best.URL.Ever.
Down in the bay, look! It’s a Fish! It’s a Crane! No, it’s OTTERMAN! Faster than a speeding current! More adorable than a flock of penguins! Able to break open crabs balanced on his stomach with a single rock! Fighting for truth, justice, and correct spelling!
Now we just need someone to draw this!
Dude, have you guys seen that scene in the “Fresh Water” episode of Planet Earth where the clan of otters faces down a six-foot-long crocodile and frightens it off? Indian otters are badass.
I have to wave my arms about to play my theremin, because it doesn’t have an automin setting….
*Used only in a vacant house*
Cracked my shit up!
What kind of brace do you have to wear for that?
+elebenty brazillian doors, sarajean.
+Elebenty Brazilian Doors, Sj.
A Greek one.
What?
But is gold rimmed?
But is or butt is, SJ?
😀
Yes.
Nobody’s said anything about this, but could “Barcelona” possibly be a sparky-term for “Barcalounger”?
Good thinking, Innana, [corey] but there is a Barcelona chair designed by the architect Ludwig Mies van der Rohe [/corey], whose name Sparky amazingly managed to spell correctly, while simultaneously ottermangling ottoman.
Actually, surprisingly, I don’t think so. [design corey] Barcelona chairs
http://www.uncrate.com/men/images/barcelona-chair.jpg
were designed by Mies van der Rohe [/design corey], so that part is correct.
Yet again we encounter the CL paradox of posters getting the seemingly more-difficult/obscure parts of the posting correct, but committing a variety of speeling FAILs on the word that you’d think they’d be more likely to spell correctly.
Edit: Dang, jg! Jinx!
Ah, well. I feel as if I’m playing Wheel of Fortune with a demented
and inconsistent cluemaster. Thanks for the Coreys.
Slightly OT, but relevant to the topic from Tuesday:
Titanic 2 (film) – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Since when did we start staying ON topic in here?
Anyway, I’m done for the day, will try to drop in tomorrow for a while though, night all.
Well, as long as we’re going OT and talking about past posts…last night, as I was drifting off to sleep, I thought of the perfect fright for Sparky #1 from yesterday. A fear demon! Although, perhaps we should just invoke the fear demon in his cargo van, since, according to the Buffy Episode he appears in, he’s only 3 inches tall.
well, the automons are obviously and automatically from Jamaica, mon.
*revealing himself from a strategic lurkish postion*
…there has yet been mention of the thesaural hassock, pouffe or tuffet…
I’m just sayin’…
Julia’s in the box! Way to go, Julia! *psst! Who the heck is Julia?*
I’m going to guess a lurker who came out of hiding for one great comment. And I hope we’ll see more of her.
Well then, Julia! Here it come. Punchity Punch Punch!
G’Night, Massachusetts!
Seriously, I want a database/list of the durn boxes. I can’t get here everyday, my overlords are in preschool and demand attention all.the.time. Seriously.
Edited to add that I’m going to find a grumpy-face to add to another Gravatar account because all that smiling DOES NOT MATCH MY MOOD.
You think it’s cuz my coffee is half-caf and, well, because last night I got proof that I’m not pregnant? (Trying to be delicate about Aunt Flo arriving for the poor gentlemen that might faint at the idea.)
Not that anyone is going to read this because it’s on yesterday’s post. And the timer telling me how much longer I have to type is really making me madder. Grr.
BARCELONA CHAIR & OTTERMAN
The famous superhero team, of course. Barcelona Chair and his sidekick Otterman.
Oh please, somebody, draw them for me!
Automon, I choose you!
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commonly desire to attend parties, fabulous clutches are must-have handbags for females. Nonetheless, in spring, just about any the style or
design, it can be suitable.
The 2nd thing is about discovering out suited cloth. Pure cotton, canvas, or vinyl are
particularly classic for summertime bags. They are especially long lasting. As in spring, gentle and durable material is the best option. It’s cozy to
carry in bright days.
What’s more, you need to consider the design while choosing seasonal handbags. Solid colours will are proper for every single season of a year. On the other hand scores of motifs are unique to seasons. A purse with splendid forest scene and snow town designs usually adds the winter appeal.
Another choice for winter is basic, geometric pattern. Fall is really a time for complicated, tapestry-like patterns or leaf
designs. Cheerful flowers and contemporary motifs are good for spring time whereas tropical
flowers and abstract patterns can put fun to summertime purses.
The very last significant point is tone. Each season possesses its specialized and wonderful colours. In winter, dark
colors are great. White handbags with darkish trim are also quite terrific. Furthermore, dark jewel colors are great choices in winter. You can go for purple,
ruby or emerald purses to get the spotlight. Nevertheless, in spring, it is recommended to go for light colours to be rejuvenating. In summer, sunshine yellow, robin’s egg blue or hot pink are unusual colours. Orange purses are great for autumn outings. I0P0331U
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