YSaC, Vol. 1310: Bloop Bloop be doop
2012 August 3
marlin monroe – $30
i have a marlin monroe coin with a colored picture of her on it with her braw and shirt off showing boobs it is in a plastic case never been touched im asking 30 for it i paid 40 for it if you want any pics text or calll me i will send you pics ##########
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Pix? I wanna see pix!
Yeah, a nice picher of peace an’ prosperity.
Maybees sum pix of bein’ rich.
Hey, U gotz pics u sister nekkid?
Wann sum?
The online Gaelic translator I tried did not offer much help when I tried to get “Marlin gae brách” translated. AdSense then offered up links to St Marten’s Republican Army fund raising sites, though. That, and bird liberation groups.
Why a billfish would associate with frigate-birds is beyond me.
Spark’ also has failed his Specificity dice-roll, too. Which Marylin is important–Black, Striped, or Blue. As would be the specifc kind of booby (the blue-footed ones are eye-catching).
So it’s a Norma Jean no more braw scene?
Fish heads
Fish heads
Marilyn Monroe fish heads
Braw-less fish heads
If you buy — dumb!
P.S. I think my avatar is working now
Marlin Monroe and Marlin Brando are the fish platters at a chain of celebrity-themed eateries in strip malls.
Could be worse, it could be Marlin Manson.
Devilfish, right? Or one of those shocking electric eels?
Upon failing to find his son, Nemo, Marlin the clown fish realized something he’d always known deep down – that he was meant to become a woman.
Ah yes, I remember that movie! “Some Like It Hot: A Tuna Wasabi, Please”.
PS: I know, I know, that’s a scene from “The Seven Year Itch”. The best I could do there was “The Seven Year Fish” which made me go erp! here at eight in the morning.
Some Like It Wet.
And Some Like It –
IN THE CORNER, LITTLE BUDDY!
Some Like It…
…not1
Awww.
*casts eyes toward Louisiana.*
*nibble, nibble, STRIKE!*
*reals in catch*
Oooh, Miss Monroe! You look rather fishy tonight.
Goodbye Abnormal Gene
Though I never new you at all
You had the wave to sea yourself
while those who flounder stall.
They swam out of the seaweed
Like a tuna without fame.
They sent you on a voyage
And they made you change your name
And it seems to me you lived your life
like a mutant in the sea.
Never knowing where to swim to
When you had to pee.
And I would have liked to have known you
But I was just a squid
You gave your tail out long before
For only 40 quid.
A cat, a dog, and Grampdaddy were put in a box. There they found a zombie Marlin Monroe.
WOO-HOO! A box full of fellas and little ol’ me! It’s gonna be a good Friday.
:wears tarted-up skull as a hat:
Gonna have a wet dream
cruising through the gulf stream.
ooooooh, oooooh, ooooh, ooooh,
Wet dream….
Not tonight, I got a haddock.
Halibut a little cuddling then?
Shore thing, but no pinching. It makes me crabby.
She drank like a… she drank a lot.
Holy shnikies, Dan wins the obscure reference of the day award.
[censored], I get no respect.
I’ll respect ya, NAL. Especially in the morning.. 🙂
Reincarnation did not work …. she said she wanted to be a mermaid !!
Or a Tuna named Kevin… I wasn’t really listening.
This one small modification might have made Smash actually entertaining.
A coin, you say?
Just what sort of coin?
Penny, farthing, ha’crown, Ha’pence, yen, yuan, rhial?
Perhaps a Sou? More likely a ’40s Republic of China Li (which have a handy hole through the middle, the better to collect upon a string or cord).
In any event, the engraving on this “untouched” coin is fine enough to depict a topless entity (who could either be a dead starlet or a game-fish)?
Used a “tween” spellcheck to scan the ad, which returned:
Yada yada yada der der narfgle galop-
boobs BuubZ BOOBIES nekkid naked gurl bouybies
[the rest being gibbersih]
[coin corey]
Ok, had some time to kill (since I do not get to leave early today).
Checked online, MM is depicted in the “Playboy Cover Pose” on a commemorative coin–which is available for m US$7 to $17 on eBay.
There is an actual MM coin out there, she is depicted–clothed–on one side of a Tuvalu Dollar coin (obverse has QEII).
Spark’ fails numismatics as well as speeling.
[/corey]
Dan, that picture is really misleading. There aren’t any boobies.
Fixed.
Laughing until I cry. Thank you, IF.
*squints eyes*
The one on the left looks like Windy!
Her feet look cold, she should put on a pair of socks.
EEEEK!! *pulls down window shade*
IF, couldn’t you have found any perkier boobies? These seem rather stern. Maybe it’s the blue feet.
Don’t you know about the real reason Joe Dimaggio’s career ended in 1952? Severed tendons is his left wrist from a bite wound. Rumor has it that Marilyn’s boobies did tend to get aggressive when provoked.
Are we sure it’s not Tuna Curtis in drag?
Does this coin come with a warning from the Sturgeon General? Some of them use poisonous metals like cadmium, and I don’t want anything that makes me feel eel.
Ghostie, Grampdaddy, Smedley. Please continue to snark so that the rest of us can be entertained! Punchity Punch Punch! (I took it easy on you this time, Ghostie!)
Good Morning, Louisiana!