FREE COUCH AND LOVE
FREE COUCH AND LOVE WISH I HAD VERY COMFORTABLE
Free Couch and Love! Couch and Love are innocent men!
No, huh?
Free couch is, of course, a “gateway” free, which leads to free love later on. That’s how Lennon got started.
*crickets*
Work with me here, people.
If you anagram “Free Couch and Love,” you get “Velour Chafed, Once”.
Right – anagrams are always a good bet. Thanks for the link, Lisa!
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“FREAK OUCH AND LOVE WISH.”
There, I fixed it.
“Wish I had”? Is this an offer or a request?
Wait, is this CL-doublespeak, and was meant for Missed Connections?
[Hides after considering furby offshoot that is furniture-based as far too Pythonesque for this early in the morning, especially before the coffee slices have quite set yet . . . ]
Free Couch and Love is the name of my hipster dive bar.
That’s where IF’s Velvet Underground tribute band Chafed Velour plays on Saturdays.
I wish I had very comfortable too. I only had slightly damp.
Free couch and love? It don’t work like that. You gotta ROMANCE first. At least buy the couch dinner.
It’s clearly an easy couch
A perfect companion to the easy chair.
This is a slippery slope, people! Free porn yesterday, free love today! Tomorrow we’ll see free drugs and lots of little reclining chairs roaming the streets! Won’t somebody think of the ottermans?
No, don’t y’all get it? It’s a plea to free all the oppressed couches of the world! And then love! It’s so simple and pure and beautiful!
Why, I freed Hubby Monkey’s old couch when I moved in with him. It was screaming to be released into the wild. Sometimes we hear it singing in the woods behind the house. And sometimes we get a whiff of that old smell – beer and smoke and old pizza farts. Ah, memories.
See, the key is to start with the hard stuff. Give out the free heroin first, which leads to free pot, which leads to free hugs. Which I think leads to Albuquerque, if you don’t miss that turn.
Glad I could find this free love.
Love is getting so expensive these days 🙁
*hands David a coupon for 20% off next visit with purchase, not to be used with other discounts/offers, void where prohibited, many will enter but few will win, see your local store for details*
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww freak couch!
Le freak! Se chic!
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww freak couch!
Been singin’ it wrong all these years. Whodathunkit?
When I was young
I never needed anyone
And makin’ ads was just for fun
Those days are gone
(big buildup)
Free couch and love
I wish I had
Free couch and love
Anymore
Free couch and love
So comfortable
Free couch and love
Anymore…..
Worst Bed & Breakfast listing ever.
Casting directors are getting desperate…
It is good to be Lou Stool, it is good to be Dave,
It is good to be a ferret in the tribe that is brave!
It is good to be a snarker, in the lounge that we love
But when you’re in the box, you must face the wicked glove!
Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Free Lovers, wherever you are!