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YSaC, Vol. 1656: Which witch is winch?

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2011 jeep grand Cherokee 4wd – $9000

I have a 4wd Jeep Cherokee. Its is dully loaded and has a which attached to front ranch hand bumper and grill gaurd. It is on a 4 in suspension lift and a 6 inch body lift has 35 mud grip tires(1200) witch has only been on it for two months. The truck only has 48,000 miles on it. i am looking to trade it but I looking for certain things only. I don’t need it but its paid for so O don’t have to sell it. Now here is what I am looking for. A lady( preferable married to how wants the jeep) she mist be 18 to 50 and fit. I give you the jeep and you leave your wife with me for a week. When you come pick her up she have the signed title to the jeep. So if interested send me several photo of the wife and I get right back to you. The photo need to be nude after all she will be for a week.

Hi all! It’s drmk here. You may have noticed that Dan’s been writing most of the posts recently. That’s because I’ve been … er, away. I’m back now, though.

Hey, do you like our new Jeep?

Thanks, Chance!

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25 responses to “YSaC, Vol. 1656: Which witch is winch?”

  1. Dave and Ferret Tribe Avatar
    Dave and Ferret Tribe

    For trade: Jeep with winch, for week with wench.

  2. Ralph Avatar
    Ralph

    I don’t know about the jeep, but Sparky is dully loaded.

  3. TC Avatar
    TC

    Tip of the day, Sparky: When people talk about using your vehicle to get women? This is not what they meant.

    1. nojazzhere Avatar
      nojazzhere

      Howsabout you send me a photo of the Jeep, and if I like it, you can keep my wife longer than a week….a lot longer than a week….a WHOLE lot longer than a week…and I’ll call it even. Let her lay around on YOUR couch and watch TV and eat bon-bons all day….uh,…can the nude photo be a “few” years old?
      ……..well anyway….it’s Friday….think I’ll get “dully loaded” a little later….

  4. ghostcat Avatar
    ghostcat

    Spend a week buck-ass bare with a man so desperate for female companionship that he’s willing to pay – or at least barter an used automobile – for it?

    Sparky, unless you’ve got a blue box that’s bigger on the inside stashed somewhere, I’m going to have to pass.

  5. meeshybee Avatar
    meeshybee

    Good Ol’ Boy seeks man willing to prostitute wife for Jeep Cherokee

    Nah, it ain’t illegal, it’s Craigslist!

    1. ghostcat Avatar
      ghostcat

      It’s insulting, is what it is. Sparky should offer at least a vintage Mustang convertible.

  6. camille Avatar
    camille

    I have a 2000-pound wench I could trade for your Jeep.

  7. One Moving Violation Avatar
    One Moving Violation

    witch has only been on it for two months.

    BURN IT! BURN THE WITCH!

    1. Dave and Ferret Tribe Avatar
      Dave and Ferret Tribe

      She turned my Jeep Cherokee into a Pontiac Aztek. It got better.

    2. Brer Fox Avatar
      Brer Fox

      She turned me into a Sparky. I’m still waiting for the spell to wear off.

  8. One Moving Violation Avatar
    One Moving Violation

    she mist be 18 to 50 and fit.

    …and fit where?

    1. ghostcat Avatar
      ghostcat

      In that shallow grave under the old oak tree. Sparky doesn’t want to have to dig a new one.

    2. Bombdude Avatar
      Bombdude

      If she’s mist, she’ll fit anywhere. The nude photo’s gonna be a little vague though…

  9. One Moving Violation Avatar
    One Moving Violation

    It’s a 4wd Jeep Cherokee…excuse me…Grand Cherokee. He had to tell us that because of all of the 2wd Jeep Grand Cherokees running around. It has 35 mud grip tires on it, but only 4 of them work…at a time…apparently.
    I’m sure he meant 35 inch mud grip tires but that’s not what it says.
    Yeah, I know this isn’t the worst part of the ad, but I don’t like the taste of my smelly old feet so I’ll leave the wife renting comments to someone else.

  10. Not-a-[censored] Lion Avatar
    Not-a-[censored] Lion

    This guy is so romantic. Doesn’t he just fill your heart with wonder make you wonder why? Don’t you just want to burst into song flames?

    Maybe he’s one of the three great evils.

  11. HamCan Avatar
    HamCan

    Can she be inflatable?

    1. Irregular Fractal Avatar
      Irregular Fractal

      We should put him in touch with our old friend here. Be a may be over 50, but the cutout probably isn’t…

  12. DigitalAxis Avatar
    DigitalAxis

    This remake of “Indecent Proposal” really needs another rewrite.

  13. CapnMac Avatar
    CapnMac

    This is giving me déjà vu, did this get previewed on the f/b page, where we lambasted it accordingly?

    Or, am I having a Friday moment from knot knowing which winch the wench wrenched whatsoever?

    1. nojazzhere Avatar
      nojazzhere

      Probably….

    2. Ralph Avatar
      Ralph

      It was on jalopnik.

  14. kc Avatar
    kc

    Which witch?

    That which.

    That which what?

    Not what…how.

    How which?

    Now witch.

    SAMMICH!

  15. HamCan Avatar
    HamCan


    They took the whole Cherokee tradin’
    Put her on his reservation
    Took his way with the wife
    The t-shirt time no more in his life

    Told her not to give him tongue
    And not to make any young
    And in the bed perform by hand
    Just like they do in Japan

    Cherokee tradin’
    Cherokee bribe
    She had to give
    So he could ride

  16. Katimomkat Avatar
    Katimomkat

    The truck only has 48,000 miles on it. Now here is what I am looking for. I give you the jeep and you leave your wife with me for a week.

    Q. What do these three sentences have in common?

    A. They are all speeled correctly; individually, they all make sense, and, collectively, they pretty much tell the whole story. Sparky, however, makes no sense.

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