YSaC, Vol. 1614: Cringe is right.

2013 October 16
by dan

Free cringe- no matress



Free crib- all parts, but no crib. Cal ###-###-####

It’s a crib. But no crib. It has all the parts, but is nonetheless not a crib. In other words, the crib is *greater* than the sum of its parts. It cannot simply be appreciated as a collection of crap stuffed into someone’s basement. No – you must appreciate it, in proper Wittgensteinien fashion, for its entire quality of cribness. Except you can’t, because there is no crib. Just parts of a crib. So you can’t appreciate the whole crib, but Kant could probably appreciate the parts of the crib.

My brain hurts.

Thanks for the post, Kenneth!

YSaC, Vol. 1613: Ejumacation is for the birds.

2013 October 14

wanted cockatil


i am looking for a free cockatil for my girl she is 12 and vary good with animals but i do have 6 other kids ranging in age from 2 to 13 and we have nicely raised 4 birds (wild baby) and they have all been returned to the wild we are home all day most days but not sundays they are all home schooled the bird must be transported to a place close to our house like the [location] school parking lot (high school) below is a pic of a bird we have

Wait, hang on. You homeschooled your birds? And you have seven children? Yep, I’d need a cockatil also. Make mine a martini.

Looking For Smart One To Take My Son’s SAT


Im willing to pay $500 or more for someone to take my sons SAT exam for him. Please have a score of 1800+ to even consider replying. This is an easy $500 or even more depending on the score you can provide me.

I think I know some birds that can help. They’re homeschooled, though. Is that okay? Also, they may be alcoholics.

Thanks, Jennifer and Johanna!

YSaC, Vol. 242 redux.

2013 October 12
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by Windrose

Where I am, it’s getting colder. Especially at night. And I think about the homeless. Oh, those poor people!

YSaC, Vol. 1612: Candle in the … stick.

2013 October 11

candle stick holder


very nice could be used for holding a candle

Whoa, whoa. Slow down there, Sparky. Let’s stop and think about this one a bit more. I mean, we can’t just go holding candles in every candle holder we come across. That’s just crazy talk. I mean, we could use it for holding a candle, but we could also use it for its intended purpose: killing Mr. Boddy in the Billiard Room. That’s nice and safe, and we probably won’t burn anything down.

Thanks, Peter!

YSaC, Vol. 1611: Be of good Chear!

2013 October 9

Chear 4-set new one !! ##########!





i have 4-chear set new !!never use !! keep in carton!im ask only 150.00$ call or send text,email ,,thanks !!##########!

There are so many weird things about this post. Why, if you want to sell a set of four identical chairs, would you take separate pictures of three of them? Why not just one? Or all four together? Is the fourth one on fire or something?

Also, why is the phone number deserving of an exclamation point? Is this person that excited to HAVE a phone number? You know who ELSE was excited to have a phone number?

Thanks for the post, sd!

YSaC, Vol. 1610: How Sweat It Is

2013 October 7

sweaty 88 Integra – $850 (around )


runs and drive just fine and good on highways no smoke or dosent shack
question call/text anytime xxxxxxxxx

I don’t know about a sweaty Integra. Can I get a mildly perspiring Legend, instead? Or perhaps a shvitzing Vigor? I don’t even mind if it shacks a little bit.

Thanks for the post, StoicVictim!