Just to be different, we’re going to lead with the picture today, and then follow it with the ad:
That’s a blurry picture, but it’s not a terrible seeming bench. I wonder why it’s in the corner?
Naughty Pine Bench – $25
This bench is Naughty Pine. It is sturdy. Asking 25.00.
Oh. It’s naughty. Naughty, naughty bench. Stay in the corner!
(Thanks for the naughty bench, Jeff!)
Sexy woman at western [state] fair pink shirt – m4w
I seen u u smiled I asked how u was doing u walked off and I seen u look back while I was checking u out.im bald white guy with a green shirt on … Probably a long shot but u was very sexy so worth a shot… If this was u hit me up and tell me what I was doing when I seen u
So what do we think Mr. Clean here was doing when he seen her?
- Picking fried butter out of his teeth?
- Trying to pry off the GPS anklet?
- Attempting to secure his party’s 2016 presidential nomination?
What do you think?
(Thanks for the post, OMV!)
Moving Need Gone ASAP
I’m moving and have a lot of nice thing not going with me. I have no time for a yard sale, you won’t be dissapointed. Must be able to take it all.
This is that “bundling” I’ve heard so much about, isn’t it? I come for the (almost certainly) empty Wii U box, and you upsell me on the pogo stick, the bookshelves, the shopping bags, the folding chair, and your brother-in-law. Oh, well – as long as I can take the truck too, I suspect I’ve still come out ahead in the deal. I can probably even use it to haul all the other crap away.
Thanks to Manic Gypsy for their very first submission!
Are you named Sal? Then we’ve got a snake for you!
Snake for sall.!!!
Hello I am selling my boa because I’m wanting to add more room for my ball python collection my snake is in very good health and eat every two weeks like a camp.!!!! He is a 7ft male “he is a proven breeder that’s is one of his hatchlings ” and Very Nice he has never struck or hissed at me or anyone else he was a class pet to show how gentle and nice he is.!!! Can come with a 75g or 30g tank. You can reach by texting ###-###-####
“With offers or trades ”
He eats every two weeks, like, a camp! A whole camp! Not just the kids, but the cabins, the canoes, and even those stupid plastic braided lanyard things! Sadly, he does not appear to eat extraneous quotation marks.
Thanks for the post, Julie!
Last week was Mackenzie week, but this week it’s SD week. Thanks to SD for supplying all three of this week’s posts! Sadly, Mackenzie crashed the backhoe, but you’re welcome to come pet the official YSaC sea urchin, “Pointy.”
[Zip Code] – $150
i am selling this Samsung Galaxy note 2 with charger unlocked pain is missing scream scratch
Pain is missing? I think we know who can help with that! (The screaming will probably also be covered.)
Also, it’s worth noting that the entire title of this post was the zip code where the phone was offered for sale. No mention, for example, of the actual type of item being sold.
Thanks for the week, SD!
kenmore. Elite Matching washer and dryer – $250
They r brand new and need to sell girl Friends mom got Got one that she’s more room cuz the house is small a top on in the bottom one saw these ones are up for grabs 250. Ob offer thanks
So you’re selling your girlfriend’s mom? Is that legal? Also, I’m not sure sawing a washer is really good for it. Or is this some sort of magic trick? Wait, I think I’ve seen that one: You push the washer/dryer together, put your girlfriend’s mom in so she’s sticking out of both sides, and then saw it in half. Yeah, that was pretty good. Not as good as making the Statue of Liberty disappear while it was inside a refrigerator, but waay better than escaping from the dishwasher while handcuffed.
Thanks for the magic, sd!