YSaC, Vol 1756: A Public Service Announcement

2014 September 15
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by dan

Hello, this is an important public service announcement from You Suck At Craigslist.

Poptart ad is fake

Poptart ad is fake

The more you know…

This message brought to you by Mackenzie.

YSaC, Vol. 1755: Revenge of the Spinach Toothpaste

2014 September 12

eight lap tops cheap – $1

i have five lap top computers for sale they are Dual cores and work great they just need hard drives and power cords asking $ 20.00 each or $ 15.00 each if you buy two or more $ 100.00 for all eight these are great to put Linux or windows on

Time to fire up the catulator! (Which, don’t forget, you can get on a mousepad!)

Eight laptops times five laptops times two cores minus no hard drives plus power cords modulo $20 each to the power $15 each in base eight is…

*hits catulator*

Oh dear – I get “Sprunkle.”

Thanks for the post, Lace!

YSaC, Vol. 1754: Put it on! Put it on!

2014 September 10

This one seems normal right until the end…

97 Nissan Pathfinder

Moving sale! Great desk full L shape brown wood 3 part desk $150 OBO

Matching Bed room set two night stands dresser with mirror queen sized bed with mattress dark brown wood 900 OBO

Nice black leather futon lays flat 75 OBO

2 small dark brown 3 shelf book shelfs
25 each OBO

THE FASTER YOU PICK UP the more I’ll take off

…when you realize that the poster is a stripper.

Thanks for the post, Mark!

YSaC, Vol. 1753: Ship of fool

2014 September 8

Price reduced – $1300

1984 searay sevill bow rider for sale new carpets floors solid new outdrive turnkey ready for some fishing $1300 or trade welcome. Question ##########

Avast ye lubbers! Quake in fear as ye prepare to be boarded from me fine craft! Arr! I shall make ye walk the..

You know what? Talk Like a Pirate Day isn’t until the 19th, and I don’t think this tub will actually last that long. And that’s if you just leave it in the driveway. If you actually put it in the same time zone as a body of water, I’m pretty sure it would actively explode.

Thanks for the post, Terrance!

YSaC, Vol. 1752: Until The End of The World

2014 September 5
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by dan

I bought a Soda and it had a promotion for an extra one for free but I am diabetic and can only drink one soda a day so I don’t need this extra one. I like game shows so it goes to the third response I get.

Uh oh. The only possible explanation for this is that the poster here is psychic, and knows the world is going to end before tomorrow. *PANIC, YOU FOOLS!* And have a soda. *NOW PANIC SOME MORE!!*

Oh, wait – this was posted in March. Never mind, false alarm.

Thanks for the post, Kit!

YSaC, Vol. 1751: Please phrase that in the form of not stupid

2014 September 3

And now, it’s time to play the exciting new game show, “Boat or Grill?”

boat or….. grill NEW in box – $25 (ne metro)

Um. That’s a grill.

Not really all that exciting a game show, now that you mention it.

And if you think that’s bad, wait till you try the home game.

Thanks for playing, sd!