Thanks to our wonderful readers, it’s been quite some time since the Llamanun and I have had to actually LOOK at Craigslist for blog fodder. We still have plenty of good suggestions in the queue, but just for the heck of it, I decided to see what the “Casual Encounters” section had to offer.
The problem with looking on “Casual Encounters” for terrible Craigslist posts is that it’s just too easy. It feels like cheating, almost.
I just want boobs. – m4w
I just want boobs to play with, maybe more if we both agree.
No pressure, just fun.Send picture and your age.
Big or small i like em all.
NO PICTURE NO REPLY.
Put BOOBS in the subject line to weed out spam.
This may be the only person in the world where you put BOOBS in the subject line and he’s less likely to consider it spam.
Need a tattooed man – w4m
Do you look like the guy in the photo? Tattoos and glasses?? I love guys who are rocking this style, it drives me crazy! Hit me up if you are one of them
Apparently her style is “albinos in snowstorms,” because there was no actual picture.
Busy med student seeking something casual – m4w
I am a 24 year old busy med student. I’m white, clean, fit, and hung:)
I am looking for a laid back girl for a casual no strings relationship.
I am in a relationship if my own, but I miss the excitement of meeting new people. If anything happens, it needs to be on the down low.
I am very normal and I am not going to stalk or murder you lol. I don’t have time for that.
If you are interested in chatting message back. Put your eye color in The subject line:)
I promise you will not regret it!
What’s terrifying is that if this guy were just a little less busy, he’d have time to stalk or murder you.
Thanks for the posts, Craigslist!