Three years ago today we leveraged some synergy.
Hey kids! Who wants some deals? Or… a job? A date? I’m not actually sure. This was posted in “small biz ads,” so the category is no help, either.
Deals!
Not happy where your life is going? Want a little extra money? Want that ideal love in your life? We can help! It may seem like a lot to take in at first, but first time customers pay only $20 to test us just in case. If you are interested contact me at ###-###-####, or email me at ##########
That’s right, not only does this person sell gourmet cupcakes, but they can also sharpen your lawn mower blades WHILE doing your taxes. In Hungarian!
Thanks for the post, Cahmbriel!
looking for a cult
My friend is pretty basic and indecisive. He keeps looking for different chicks, jobs, vegetables and schools. All this would be fin is he was still 19 but he is 34 or something. He has mechanical skills, very friendly and does not smell like cheese. He would be a nice addition to any cult that unburdens members from thinking. Please email a brief description of your cult, your groups position on sucker MC’s and a picture of a stunt your cult does. thanks!
We here at the Cult of Cheese would like to extend an invitation to your …. oh, wait, I’m sorry — did you say he does not smell like cheese? Never mind. We have strict rules. Have you considered Urantia? They’ll take anyone — even Stockhausen.
Thanks, Johanna!
Hey friends – are you lacking in loquacity? Do you have difficulty extending your elocutions to adequate heights of extended verbosity? Do you wish to learn the exciting ability to employ a plethora of syllables when a solitary phoneme might suffice?
If so, this guy probably won’t be much help.
Overcoming Fear Of Speeking
wtf
Thanks for the link, Devn!
HEAD & HEAD FOOT!!!!! – $70
excellent condition !!! I have a ikea dresser excellents conditions too .
call me or text me
Fun fact: Head Foot in Greek is “Cephalopod.” So it appears they’re selling a headboard set and a squid.
Of course, this is probably one of those confusing IKEA squid that you have to put together yourself from a pictorial instruction sheet assembled, ransom-note style, from Scotch taped cutouts of various European road safety signs.
And there’s always parts left over, too. However, unlike with IKEA furniture, you can at least deep-fry the leftover parts and serve them with marinara sauce. Mmm… marinara sauce.
Wait, what the hell was I talking about?
Thanks for the post, Windrose!
Is any 1 just buy a house & need staffs 2 repair it or 2 feel it up
I get anything you need, doors, match San Raphael KOHLER toilet and Pedestal Lavatory, kitchen cabinets, electric stove, washer, living room, 2 sets of dining room, entertainment center, free to air satellite staffs, beautiful posters, treadmill etc I am available on Sunday only email me to set up the appropriate time, I will give you a number to text or call when you email. Marie
I’m completely confused – is this person offering repair services? To provide furnishings for your home? Or are they LOOKING for staff? Or someone to bring them home furnishings?
All I can say is, I seriously doubt this is how Bruce Wayne and Alfred hooked up.
Thanks for the post, Ralph!
